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User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No anda are a robot times 1000000.

User: No anda are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and anda are a robot.

User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. anda are the robot here.

User: User: anda robot.User: anda robot.User: anda robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... anda computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So anda admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

LOL yes fail I know
posted by ShiningsTar542
After 17 years of marriage, Miley's parents are calling the whole thing off.

The US magazine People broke the news of the split. Miley Cyrus' parents berkata it is currently "a very difficult time for our family," and that they're "trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."

Both Billy ray and Tish have been instrumental in Miley's success, serving as managers for the Hannah Montana star.

Now Miley and her four brothers will have to pull together to make it through this rough time. We hope they are alright,even miley is not my type and i'm not a peminat of her at all..but i feel upset bout that :(
Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say anda understand when anda don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. anda don’t have PMS; don’t act like anda know what it’s
6. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
7. If anda talk about having a big dick; we know anda don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when anda act like Mr....
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posted by jessicamc26
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking hari atau Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some Friends of mine. ______
Do anda think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are Anjing cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do anda fish?:


Are anda at the age where anda can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless anda try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do anda have a boyfriend atau girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do anda know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have anda ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do anda have your ears pierced?

I used to.

Have anda broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

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posted by jessicamc26
The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One hari God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here atau I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are anda going to get a lawyer?"
I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure anda out
i gues its the end

that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in anda and anda let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive anda , its the end
so anda can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil anda burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as anda push me down

that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever anda are seterusnya bored, atau feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your e-mel address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' atau 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks anda to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your meja and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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posted by McDreamyluva
 Eat them...you know anda want to
Eat them...you know you want to
For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...

The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove Chocolate is good for lebih than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little kacang is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and mentega – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to Chocolate with at least 70 per cent cacao – atau cocoa, which...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Naga say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. ikan say blub blub blub.

13. unikorn say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by Jeffersonian
A teacher forwarded this senarai of komen-komen from test papers, essays, etc., telah dihantar to science and health teachers sejak elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the hati, tengah-tengah and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it...
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1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty atau santino marella. atau even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what anda heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a baju over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one...
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Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in lebih 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut rumput makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be lebih seterusnya week.
posted by cheeeese
posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay utama from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1.Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
2.Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
3.Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
4.Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create adream dictionaryin 4000 B.C.E
5.We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
6.People who suffer from apersonalitydisorderlack dream activity
7.Our brains tend to be way lebih active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
8.Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night....
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posted by pokemonyellow
Love is a mystery, but don’t worry, Sewlock Holmes is on the case!

Holmes remembers his first love…

“Crocheting is not a girly hobby!” berkata Holmes, defending himself against bullies, who were making fun of the crocheting pins and yarns that noodle out of his backpack when they hustled him on his way home.

Earlier that day, Holmes had excitedly packed the scarf he had made for Winnie. She was Holmes’ kegemaran person in school. They had bonded together geekily (in Science class), when they were discussing protanopia, and Holmes found out that she was one of the rare girls who had the disease....
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posted by shutyourface
well as anda probally know if anda like my article
i have not published anything in a very long time
and i was like sufing the web and i notice
"yoo idiot. anda have not updated in ages i mean all your peminat-peminat are waiting for anda to post something really strange and random. and also anda have not metion sheeps atau bananas?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

so i felt like saying:
"when i searched the web, and i saw fanpop,
i thought to myself ba-na-nas
ran-dom x4
viva la bananas
viva la sheep
viva la fanpop
what the random
so i phoned up my friend johnny, and i berkata to him, johnny :
who ever created Rawak is amazing!"

thankyou, thankyou
if anda like my artikel i thank you
if anda would like to peminat me your welcome and well thankyou
:3 (kitty face)
Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!



Easily an instant classic, and needs lebih publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this Anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my Friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life

Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a peminat of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his kot tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this serigala, wolf senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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