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13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan anda money, tell them anda just filed for bankruptcy and anda could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, atau is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If anda get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping atau whatever. See how long that commission...
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posted by Delilah_Scruggs
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NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If anda keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical ikan stores.

4.A Wisconsin forklift operator for a Miller bir distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper menunjukkan him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1: Do anda sleep with your closet doors open atau closed?

2: Do anda take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do anda sleep with your sheets tucked in atau out?

4: Have anda ever stolen a jalan sign before?

5: Do anda like to use post-it notes?

6: Do anda cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would anda rather be attacked sejak a big menanggung, bear atau a swarm of a bees?

8: Do anda have freckles? partly, but they're hard to notice so not really.

9: Do anda always smile for pictures?

14: Do anda ever dance even if theres no Muzik playing?

15: Do anda chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people...
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Man: Where have anda been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this kerusi, tempat duduk empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down.

Man: Your place atau mine?
Woman: Both. anda go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do anda do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hei baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do anda like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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These are the results of a countdown I did and the results are different on this club than what I thought it would be since I'm use to Kelab such as Disney and dinsey princess peminat Kelab and usually Aurora always wins when it comes to beauty but surpriseingly she didn't win and an honorable mention to our five heroines who didn't make it to the bahagian, atas 20 sorry girls your lovely but Fanpop just didn't find anda as lovely as the others
25.Tzipporah(The Prince of Egypt)
24.Anna(The King and I)
23.Snow White(Happily Ever After)
22.Crysta(Ferngully)
21.Meg(Hercules) she's the only Disney heroine not to make...
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In the never-ending "Twilight" battle between Team Edward and Team Jacob, we have the results: The vampire -- and the man who plays him -- claims the buzz. Sure, there's been a lot of tough talk about the serigala, wolf boy -- aka Jacob Black, aka Taylor Lautner -- wooing affections away from his glittering rival. But, as a brooding Bella knows, it takes a lot to shake one's loyalty to Edward Cullen -- aka Robert Pattinson.

Not that there hasn't been a time when many have strayed: Jacob Black (and Lautner himself) wrangled lebih searches on Yahoo! than Edward Cullen (and Pattinson) for about three weeks...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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a boy was asked sejak his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes utama and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother balas " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad balas "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balas "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balas "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by dinglebell14
1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
You want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so anda might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner atau later anda just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if...
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posted by PsychadelicSkye
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~A bucket senarai (for those who don't know) is a senarai of things anda want to do before anda die.
~This senarai I made is all in FUN
~Not all the things listed are meant to be taken seriously
~Make a senarai of your own if anda enjoyed this :)

1- Fall in Cinta with a werewolf..
2- Write a book about a wizard named Harry Potter and...wait J.K. Rowling already wrote about that...shiz nuggets
3- Write a book about a girl named Bella that falls in Cinta with a vampire named Edw- anda KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP ON Penulisan A BOOK! ALL THOSE IDEAS ARE TAKEN now im sad
4- Understand algebra
5-Have my own cooking tunjuk ...even...
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Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color Makanan dye that u want ( u can mix Warna if u want)

seterusnya mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as anda can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, Friends anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1
Hi everyone!

This artikel will rank the selebriti I think are most attractive from least to best. And obviously this is just my opinion :)

Female:

10. Bae Suzy

One of the most beautiful K-pop idols. She looks so graceful and sophisticated yet cute at the same time.




9. Gracie Gold

The Olympic emas medalist for figure skating a while back in 2014. Her smile is just adorable :) I want it. And her makeup is awesome; she looks so cute.



8. Elizabeth Taylor

Those eyelashes, those violet eyes, that face, that figure . . . she was just gorgeous overall.



7. Audrey Hepburn

My kegemaran classic...
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posted by montgomeryraina
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got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the bahagian, atas of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasi Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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posted by Hot_n_cold
7
ALL CREDIT GOES TO ----> link


The Game (noun) - Something anda just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to tunjuk how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having selamat, peti deposit keselamatan sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason anda passed your French...
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My friend and I were bored so we wrote this, a parody of the song "Don't Stop Believing" sejak Journey.

just a small town meme, living in a lonely world, took the trolling train going annnyyywhheeerrreee

just a city meme, born and raised in 4chan threads, took the trolling train going anyyyywheeeeree

A troller in a darkened room, the smell of bir and cheap snack fooodds. For a LOL they can share the thread. It goes on and on and on and on.

trollers waiting, up and down the reaction pics, n00bs searching knowyourmeme in the night. screenlights memers, living just to find tfw. hiding somewhere in...
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Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore anda with too much Penulisan - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv tunjuk that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...
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posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely Cinta my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place anda can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do anda think anda are messing with? Don't anda know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by smileypop9
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Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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posted by BellaCullen96
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"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that anda haven’t Lost your shoes since anda did this.
Agree to organize the company Krismas party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but anda didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat entire raw potatoes.
Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and watch to see how many people fall for it.
Bring in dishes that anda tried to cook but didn’t turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Build...
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an artikel-artikel on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an artikel about reasons why anda should do pointe
1. anda get to be taller
2. anda can use them in self defense
3. anda can... what anda don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 jam Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......
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posted by angy7sdg
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Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of

the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America ......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.





Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Only in America ......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless junk, sarap in the garage.




Only in America ......do we buy hot Anjing in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in America ......do we use the...
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