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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There were 11 people hanging on to a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men starting clapping.

Never underestimate the power of a woman.
The lebih anda squrimed the harder he bit anda and all of a sudden anda felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto anda tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became lebih and lebih frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought anda were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell anda that I Cinta you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell anda that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me anda could care less.

I'm here to hug anda when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell anda how smart anda are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell anda that I Cinta you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that anda hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by boomerlover
Only three doors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, kedai and stay overnight.

The seterusnya morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and berkata she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to tarikh him, we were the perfect couple, until last tahun after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class seterusnya to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be Penulisan to pen pals from London England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today anda are going to...
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posted by cat100
omijikun berkata …
The boy anda punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few minit ago.
That girl anda called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.
The boy anda called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl anda pushed down the other hari is already being abused at home.
anda think anda know them.
Guess what, anda DON'T!
Re-post if anda are against bullying.
I bet 99% of anda won't.
Re-post this if you're that 1% with a heart...............................................
Valeria Malik lay in her bed. Nikki rushed in. 
"Finally! Your awake!" She said.                           Valeria rolled over. Nik, Nikki's twin, was standing awkwardly in the doorway. 
 Valeria gestured for him to come in. He walked over and sat on the side of her bed. 
"Are anda ok?" He asked. 
 Valeria nodded. She tried to sit up, but she winced and fell back down. 
Nik helped her sit up. 
"What happened?" he asked. 
"The ghosts," she said, "they tried to eat my life."
"That's what ghosts do." berkata Nikki. 
"Are anda hungry?" asked Nik. 
Nikki rolled her eyes. 
"No. I'm fine." berkata Valeria. 
posted by justinfangrrl
So, mister Okimaw.... Thanks for coming to your performance review!
No problem.
So you're in charge here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely. I'm the Chief.
Okay. So take through a hari in the life of "The chief."
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to Harper-

Sign a treaty-

Lead a protest-

Remember Ceremonies-

Direct councils-

My own Tipi-

Council manage-

Promote members-

Insult Harper-

Get snubbed-

Put on Pokerface-

Send some letters-

Call out a warrior cry-
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posted by SummerThunder
#1 - Saturn's Rings
Saturn's rings are arguably the flattest structure known to man, being some 300,000 km end-to-end but with a vertical thickness of about 10 meters.

#2 - Density of Saturn
Saturn is the only planet in the solar system that would float on water.

#3 - Traveling Time
Traveling at the speed of light it would still take anda over 4 years to reach the Sun’s nearest neighbour star.

#4 - Fuel for Thought
The Sun burns 600 million tons of Hydrogen every second.

#5 - Cosmic popcorn Anyone?
The Cosmic Microwave Background that we detect today started traveling towards us over 13 billion years...
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In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take anda higher than you've ever known
Then drive anda down to your knees
I pick anda up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...
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anda told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t anda bother what I do
No matter what anda say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your Cinta was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...
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posted by randomgirl3000
I wondered if anda could hear my hati, tengah-tengah in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when anda wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as anda fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
atau maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I Cinta you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
posted by canal
This is part two of Beyond me just to let anda know

Jonathan grabbed my wrist and pulled into the room I was in. "Wait don' tell me this room is yours" I berkata almost begging. He nodded and fell back on the bed. I sighed. "Where do I sleep" I asked kind of hoping he'd say the floor since he obviously was sleeping in the bed. "In the katil if anda want" he smiled at me before pulling the covers over his head. I crawled in the katil and fell asleep. Ice covered the ground almost as if it were a ice skating rink.
My breath was like smoke escaping from my lungs disguised with a white puff. I carefully made...
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posted by canal
LOL sorry just a story I wrote

Darkness rose out of the ground covering everthing in a two foot radious."Hello" I yelled with the darkness beckoning me. As I stood to my feet as saw him dark blue eyes and dark hair the fell in front of his eyes. I ran towards him but he vanished as I touched him. "No" I whispered to myself. I heard a voice that was unfurmilure. "Come to me" the soft voice said. As a sudden fog disappeared I saw him again. I walked over and put my hand on his arm. "Your real" I muttered.
He gave me a duh look and walked away. I reached my hand out slightly then dropped it back...
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posted by x-menobsessed26

If anda can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying sejak the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If anda pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of anda who have lived in New Mexico, anda know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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Why?I didn't want to do this!A war??God.It was so fast.I could remember the crowds cheering.
Everyone else had guns,swords,and some were standing on one knee behind a huge gun.
"10."A guard said.
My eyes closed,the song Summertime-By Bridgit Mendler-echoed in my head.10 butterflies.
"9,"9 Birds.
"8," 8 Clouds.
"7,"7 Days a Week.
"6,"6 Caterpillars.
"5,"5 Fingers.
"4,"4 Trees.
"3,"3 Leaves.
"2,"2 Branches.
"1."1 sun,1 way,and 1 war.My eyes opened instantly.
I pulled out my Sword.
People yelling.
Then it happened,almost death.
The three of us ran forward,swords in front.Suddenly,THUNK!I...
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There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my Fantasi is flying
It's a istana, castle in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Naga now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a istana, castle in the sky
atau there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasi is not a crime
Find your istana, castle in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads anda to the moon 'cause..."
There once lived a 10 tahun old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
M:If I say Fine,will anda stop?
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE berkata YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But anda have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the sofa, kerusi panjang with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 bulan later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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