here are some funny mottos
"You can talk about us, but you can't talk without us!"

"I didn't go to high school, I went to school high"

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids." - Johathan Raban

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God. - Orson Welles

"Television is chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wright

"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them."

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." ~ Quentin Crisp

"My memory isn't what it used to be; I've forgotten what I remembered to do."

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. ~ Anonymous

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." ~ Homer Simpson

"It takes as much energy to smile as it does to frown."

"Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking."

"I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it." ~ Jonathan Winters

"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football." - Anonymous

"No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you." ~ Sholom Aleichem
"If you're not wasted, the day is!"

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."

"The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it."

"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"

"If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame."

"A friend in need is a pest indeed."

"Try, try again is only a motto for fools who don't know when their beaten."

"When on the ladder
"Never let your schooling interfere with your education." ~ Mark Twain

"If you can't convince them, confuse them.."

"Life is a long process of getting tired." ~ Samuel Butler

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance."

"Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking."

"Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first."

"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"

"If at first you don't succeed, quit!"

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand." ~ Unknown

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