I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if anda do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.
6 Ways On How To Deal With yu, ikan jerung Attacks:
1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA More than 99% of yu, ikan jerung attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if anda are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.
2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE Make sure that there...