Bender is the greatest!

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation sejak saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall atau any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way anda laugh as anda wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt atau Uncle. If anda dare, hug them.
5. While passing a Rawak stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

This was definitely the most difficult senarai I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. anda can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the bahagian, atas 10 and just listing the other women and menunjukkan pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for anda guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope anda enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to komen and I can't wait to hear what...

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are lebih likely to become serial killers.

Everything anda see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are lebih likely to dream when anda are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If anda tear off paper from bottles, anda are sexually...

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF anda DON'T PASS THIS ON anda DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All hari long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

a boy was asked sejak his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes utama and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother balas " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad balas "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balas "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balas "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone anda love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard atau hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as anda open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minit atau so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring atau your nails on the blackboard seterusnya time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. seterusnya konsert anda go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If anda don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

THIS IS A REPOST OF AN artikel THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full artikel review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...