Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that anda think they're Tom Cruise atau Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie bintang in question).
Ask the guy seterusnya to anda to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person seterusnya to you, "Are anda in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, anda have a very irate home,' she berkata governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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