Skipper Roberts

1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Cinta flirts.
3. A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are anda doing something?" atau "Have anda eaten already?" are the first usual soalan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

1. Go outside, and if anda see someone, take the Rawak person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic Ciuman scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kerusi, tempat duduk of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Anjing only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Singing in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until anda are seen to sejak a dotor atau nurse then when they approach anda say "wow doc i feel way better thank anda " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that anda dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for anda flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on anda

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise atau say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO anda LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are anda listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do anda like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks anda to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks anda to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your utama alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

A/N: I Cinta copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic senarai I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. sejak the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do atau has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when anda don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a kata laluan other than "password" atau "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits seterusnya to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be lebih imaginative.

I will not bore my boss sejak with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some lebih excuses.

I will do less laundry and use lebih deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, atau add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at utama with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

I found this artikel on the internet.

1. Insist that anda are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the katil holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say anda know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors sejak your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as anda can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When anda arrive at the seterusnya stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If anda are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED sejak YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying orange on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as anda want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza atau something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...