1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim anda are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe anda but DONT give up, see how far anda can get ( WARNING, may result in anda being arrested)
2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"
3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when anda are the only one laughing.
A/N: I Cinta copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic senarai I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. sejak the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...
1.98 percent of teenagers do atau has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.
2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when anda don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
When is 99 lebih than 100? ANS: A microwave. Generally when anda run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minit and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
What is brown and sticky? ANS: A stick!
What two things can anda never eat for breakfast? ANS: Lunch and dinner!
Suppose anda had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should anda choose in order to live? ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!
At work a lady is requested to alih a 2 ton machine with out...
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' sejak Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD
I know the counselor berkata we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.
The hari anda left, I swore I'd never talk to anda again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always anda who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....