Eight jam lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are anda a really bad singer, atau a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, anda shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, anda be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time anda eat atau drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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