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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Mallory101

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sejak conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle topi keledar as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...

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Do's and Don'ts If anda Have Gotten Lost

posted by Renesmee_XD

So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway anda never take, atau teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see anda crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person atau kindly...

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Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me?

posted by smileyfaceddude

Like the tajuk says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Friends berkata that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Kitty pow wow:Character comparisons

posted by meow_girl

Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to Anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley anda remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex anda remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did anda get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have anda know I invited my...

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The Horrible Truth part 3

posted by HaleyDewit

Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few saat later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating anda this way and anda know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo atau yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome atau disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious atau vile; an action that arouses disgust atau abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with anda at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak anda soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different jalan in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made anda feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of utama that it always gave me. I also made new Friends immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) sejak A pisang

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a pisang strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the senarai anda have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the pisang peel. Bananas like to be wackos and tunjuk themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if anda are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the meja, jadual with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the susu carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check atau charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Televisyen set in her purse.
"So, do anda always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did anda get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been telah diberi your share !

HE: Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make anda very happy
SHE: Why? Are anda leaving?

HE: What would anda say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If Cinta is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should anda believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Anjing Cinta to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at anda if anda blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a pokok falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagon were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a basi

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole itik

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the seterusnya car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The lebih it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying anda should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the komen-komen which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz anda hate America."

3. When anda go to the princible's office, and when he asks why anda were sent, say, "I wrote that anda sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam jawapan

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited sejak mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Pencuci Mulut and traveled sejak Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an epal, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened roti which is roti made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

anda came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one hari embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I Cinta the special bond that we beutifully share,
I Cinta the way anda tunjuk u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever selamat, peti deposit keselamatan within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When anda meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are anda doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't anda try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When anda ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer mentega Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as anda can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when anda laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C jus boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* orange Lavaburst
* pic, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' merah jambu Lemonade
* strawberi Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Kandi epal, apple cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Buah Pow
* Buah Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* merah jambu Lemonade
* raspberry, raspberi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* strawberi Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C masam Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My soalan of Love;; Fear of Loving anda && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did anda really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be lebih than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special hari
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that hari
there was lots to be berkata
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When anda berkata "I Cinta you"
I berkata "I Cinta anda too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be lebih
What if I did...