Song (Start at 0:16): link

Mortomis: Do anda want me to be the host again?
Jeff: No! Get out of here!!
Twilight: Man, I'm hostin'!
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! *Fights with the other ponies*

As they were fighting, Snowflake stepped in the foreground.

Snowflake: They sure do Cinta to fight. I'm your real hostess though. My name is Snowflake, from Ponies On The Rails. The schedule for tonight is down below.

Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of pelangi, rainbow Dash: Rated TV-G

Snowflake: Are anda ready? Because we're starting now.

Episode 18

The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and Mr. Percival was giving his engines their jobs.

Mr. Percival: Okay everyone, I need anda all to do your best today. Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke, I need anda three to pull passenger trains.
Skarloey: Yes sir. *Goes to collect his coaches*
Rheneas & Duke: *Follow Skarloey*
Mr. Percival: Rusty, a part of our line near Ulfstead istana, castle is bumpy. Please get a work train with Millie, and take the workmen to repair it.
Rusty: On my way sir. *Goes with Millie to get the work train*
Mr. Percival: The rest of anda are to work at the Blue Mountain Quarry.
Peter Sam: Yes sir.

Sir Handel, and Duncan did not want to work at the Blue Mountain Quarry. They wanted to pull passengers like Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke.

So the two mischievous engines went to the yards to get passenger cars.

Duncan: This is excellent. Once we take these coaches, Duke, and those two other old steamers will have to do our work at the quarry.
Sir Handel: The sooner we leave, the better. *Leaves yards*
Duncan: *Follows Sir Handel*
Skarloey: *Enters yards* Hey, those coaches are for me, Rheneas, and Duke! Bring them back!
Duncan: Not a chance old timer.
Sir Handel: You, and those other two engines can go work at the Blue Mountain Quarry for all we care.
Rheneas: *Arrives with Duke* Did anda take our coaches Skarloey?
Skarloey: *Raises an eyebrow* What do anda think?
Duke: How awful. We must tell Mr. Percival at once.

Meanwhile, Donald was waiting at the first station with passengers for the passenger trains on the Narrow Gauge Railway.

Duncan & Sir Handel: *Stop at the first station with their passenger trains*
Donald: Losh sakes. Yer early.
Duncan: Yes we are.
Sir Handel: No time to waste.
Passengers: *Getting on Narrow Gauge passenger trains*
Donald: Well, see anda later. *Takes off with his train*
Duncan: So far, so good.
Sir Handel: Let's keep going.

So they did.

Skarloey: I saw Duncan, and Sir Handel steal our coaches.
Mr. Percival: This is not good. We must stop them immediately. Get ready anda three. We will collect those stolen coaches.

Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke went down the line as fast as they could to catch up with Sir Handel, and Duncan. Further up the line, Trevor was about to go past a crossing in front of Duncan, and Sir Handel

Duncan: I see Trevor.
Sir Handel: We must go faster. For all we know, Skarloey, and the other two might catch up to us.
Duncan: We don't want that.

But they weren't going fast enough. They had to stop, and let Trevor cross. He was going as slow as a turtle. Just then, Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke caught up to them.

Mr. Percival: *Steps out of Skarloey, and walks to Sir Handel, and Duncan* The two of anda have caused delay, and confusion.
Duncan: We just wanted to pull the passenger trains, and be really useful.
Sir Handel: After all, it is Market Day.
Mr. Percival: If anda want to be really useful, then anda do the jobs that I tell anda to do, no matter how much anda don't want to do it.
Duncan & Sir Handel: Yes sir.

So the passenger cars were telah diberi to Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke, and the three engines started their work. As for Duncan, and Sir Handel, they went to the Blue Mountain Quarry.

The End

Song: link

Snowflake: Where's the music? *Hears the music* It's odd, but it still sounds good. Anyway, it's nice to see Thomas & his Friends get their tunjuk filmed in color for once. Now it's time for On The Block.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hei everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are anda doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would anda tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the tunjuk like they do with half of the Filem they produce.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Okay, today's crossover parody is The Streets Of Manehattan.
Tom: We are combining the classic TV tunjuk The Streets Of San Francisco with the MLP episode, Rarity Takes Manehattan.
Master Sword: Enjoy.
Audience: *Clapping*

The biggest city in all of equestria, is also dangerous. This is...

Announcer: The Streets Of Manehattan, a SeanTheHedgehog Production. Starring Tom Foolery as Lieutenant Mike Stone. Also starring Master Sword as Steve Keller. With guest stars, Rarity as Miss. Sterbate. Saten Twist as Freddie. Pleiades as Myrtle, and Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Michael.

One hari on a ferry going under the Brooklyn Bridge.

Michael: *Standing seterusnya to Myrtle in front of railing* anda know something?
Myrtle: *Looks up*
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: Hey. What are anda looking at?
Myrtle: *Sticks her left front hoof up* How.
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: I didn't know anda were an indian.
Audience: *Laughing*
???: *Walking towards Michael, and Myrtle*
Michael: Oh hey. It's been a while since I've seen you. *Looks terrified* Wait, no! *Gets shot sejak a silenced pistol*

Three hours later, the police found two dead ponies in the river under the Manehattan Bridge.

Lieutenant Stone: Do we have any witnesses?
Detective Keller: We have two.
Freddie: Hi.
Miss. Sterbate: I wish anda could come inside.
Detective Keller: But we're nowhere near your house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: Uh, Steve? *Whispers in Detective Keller's ear*
Detective Keller: Oh, that's what she meant sejak come inside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Sterbate: If anda don't want to, I can get a dildo to do it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Freddie: Geez, what is it with you, and sexual stuff?
Rarity: Switch the I in my name to an A, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lieutenant Stone: Do any of anda know the two ponies that got murdered?
Freddie: Oh yeah, *Points at Michael* That's Bob, and she's *Looking at Myrtle* Makenzie.
Detective Keller: Miss. Sterbate?
Rarity: Okay. *Goes offscreen* Oh, *Gasp* Oh, *Gasp* This dildo is really long.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Lieutenant Stone: Forget her, she's obviously not capable of helping us.
Detective Keller: What can anda tell us of the killer Freddie?
Freddie: He was evil.
Audience: *Chuckles*
Detective Keller: I'm sure it was.

Later at police headquarters

Lieutenant Stone: I have a feeling it was Freddie.
Detective Keller: Are anda sure?
Lieutenant Stone: Yeah. He lied about the identity of those two ponies, and he didn't give us much detail on the killer.
Detective Keller: Probably the only good thing he did was act very nervous around Miss. Sterbate when she... Oh forget it, anda know what she did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: We need to find this stallion before this crossover parody ends.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later at Freddie's apartment in Brooklyn.

Lieutenant Stone: *Opens door*
Freddie: Hey, how did anda know where I live?
Lieutenant Stone: It's simple.
Detective Keller: We are no ordinary ponies.
Lieutenant Stone: We have no flaws.
Detective Keller: And we can do anything, while getting away with everything.
Freddie: I know. You're cops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: No. We're Mary Sues.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

They arrested Freddie, and later arrested Miss. Sterbate for disturbing the peace.

The End

On the seterusnya part of this episode

Master Sword buys a sword

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 11: I Wish It Was 2014 Again

Master Sword was walking towards a store when he saw Tom, and Saten Twist.

Tom: Hello Master Sword.
Master Sword: hei Tom. hei Saten.
Saten Twist: How are you?
Master Sword: I'm doing fine. I am on my way to buy a sword.
Tom: What made anda decide to do that?
Master Sword: Now that anda mention it... *Thinks about why he wanted to buy a sword* I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Try to remember.

Song: link

Master Sword: Ok, let's see.
Tom: As soon as anda remember, let us know.
Master Sword: Do we have to do this?
Saten Twist: We could torture anda in order for anda to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No, that's not necessary. I'll remember. Uhhh....

But Master Sword took a long time to remember. It was soon dark outside.

Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh Master Sword? I have to go home.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I need to change the oil in my car, and fix my chainsaw.
Tom: What's wrong with it?
Saten Twist: I forgot. Let me try to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Oh no anda don't. That's my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: But you're trying to remember something different.
Master Sword: What was I trying to remember?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why were anda going to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Great. I'm surrounded sejak idiots that can't remember anything.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I need to go home. *Walks away*

seterusnya morning, Master Sword, and Saten Twist were still standing there trying to remember what they were doing in the first place.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Try to explain this to me one lebih time.
Saten Twist: Okay. I think anda met us at this exact same spot.
Master Sword: anda think?
Saten Twist: Well I certainly don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Anyway, anda told us anda wanted to buy a sword, and anda couldn't remember why.
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Then I made anda stay here at the exact same time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Only one question. Where's Tom?
Saten Twist: He probably wasn't with me.
Master Sword: Then he was never here in the first place.
Saten Twist: Yeah he was. He berkata he needed to leave us for some reason.
Master Sword: Did he tell us why?
Saten Twist: I don't think so.
Master Sword: I remember now!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: I remember why I wanted to buy a sword.
Saten Twist: About time. Why do anda want to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Because the word Sword is in my name. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *His eyes turn into white circles with black outlines, and he gets really angry* that was the reason? the word sword is in his name? *Fire comes out of his ears* THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON TO BUY A SWORD, EVER!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns back to normal* Now if only I can remember what went wrong with my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

It was just like any ordinary hari at Fort Courage. Everypony was being stupid.

Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Attention everypony, I want all of anda to practice marching. In two months, it'll be important for us to march into March. anda like that joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Signaling the soldiers to laugh*
Soldiers: Oh. Hahahaha.
Audience: *Laughing*

After the meeting, Corporal Agarn went to see Sargent O' Rourke in a shed.

Master Sword: Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh hello Agarn. What can I do for you?
Master Sword: Well I was wondering if I could sertai anda in O' Rourke Enterprises.
Sargent O' Rourke: What's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: The name of that company anda told me about?
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh yeah. That.
Master Sword: anda don't look too thrilled.
Sargent O' Rourke: Business isn't going so good.
Master Sword: Why not?
Sargent O' Rourke: The Hikawis only gave me one penny for six bottles of beer.
Corporal Agarn: Well they're Indians. anda can't expect them to be rich.
Sargent O' Rourke: But they are.
Corporal Agarn: Rich Indians?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: They're a peaceful Indian Tribe, and sold all of their weapons.
Corporal Agarn: What for?
Sargent O' Rourke: Last time they went on warpath, their chief got run over sejak a stampede of buffalo before they even got to their enemy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Now that's ironic. Usually it's the Indian that gets the buffalo.
Audience: *Laughing*

The meriam was heard, then the sound of splintering wood was heard. Agarn ran outside with the Sarge to see what happened.

Corporal Agarn: What happened?
Corporal Duffy: I shot the cannon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Did anda hit anything?
Corporal Duffy: Just the tower. No serious damage was done.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony mencuri all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James: *Ignoring Lauren, and continue to play with the balloon*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What the hell? *Sits at her desk*
Brianna: *Arrives* Hi everypony.
Gary: Hi Brianna.
James: What's up?
Lauren: How come anda ignore me, but talk to Brianna?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What does she have that I don't?
James: A good smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What are anda talking about?
Gary: Lauren. How many times do we have to tell you?
Lauren: Tell me what?
Gary: anda smell like shit.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Christ Lauren, what did anda do that for?
Lauren: *Shocked* How did anda know it was me?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Enters the room with Maria* Okay, who cut the cheese?
Lauren: Whoever dihidu, smelt it dealt it.
Gary: Whoever supplied it denied it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: Lauren?
Lauren: *Lowers her head, and looks at her desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, if we can survive the foul stench Lauren has provided for us-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'm sure we can survive division.
James: Division?
Ms. Schultz: And, because Lauren smells really bad-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Whoever jawapan three soalan correctly first will get to leave early.
Gary: Please be me. The rest of anda can survive.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: No way, I'm getting out of here first.
Gary: Hell no, I forgot my gas mask at home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I gotta leave early.
Ms. Schultz: If anda keep arguing, anda won't be able to leave early. So lets start now. We'll begin with simple questions, and work our way up to the hard ones. soalan 1, what is 4 divided sejak 2?
James: 2.
Gary: Everypony knows that genius.
James: Oh please, anda don't even know that 1+1=3.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Actually 1+1=2.
James: That too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: So far, James is winning sejak 1. seterusnya question, what is 6 divided sejak 2?
Maria: 3.
Gary: hei I was raising my hoof anda cheating bitch!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, we don't use that language in school.
Gary: anda did last week.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: What is 10 divided sejak 5?
Gary: 5!
Ms. Schultz: Nope.
Gary: 10 minus 5 is 5. Why did anda say I was wrong?
Ms. Schultz: We're working on division.
Gary: Poppycock. I heard anda say subtract.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Save those british words for drama class.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: The correct answer is two.
Ms. Schultz: Another point goes to James.
Gary: How about another death threat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, here's a good one. 6 divided sejak 5.
Gary: 1.1 is the right answer.
James: Nope, it's 1.2 Ms. Schultz.
Ms. Schultz: James it correct. anda may leave early, and the rest of anda have to stay until the loceng rings.
Gary: Oh F-

As Gary shouted a certain word starting with an F, a boat's horn could be heard nearby. No one could hear what he was saying, as the horn blew for twelve seconds.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now with that out of the way, let's review what we learned last week.
Gary: Hey, the smell is gone. *Sees the door is open* James left the door open.
Ms. Schultz: Oh yeah, he forgot to close it. *Goes to door, and closes it*
Lauren: *Smirks, and farts again*
Gary: No!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's The Movie Studio

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the Warna of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will anda stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an orange firework* That's nice.

Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many Filem as they could.

Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 2: *Bringing swords from the prop room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy lebih easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do anda have cotton in your ears?
Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 2: I don't know, but I can check for anda right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the prop room!
Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a kuda, kuda kecil that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: anda say produced, atau distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount kuda, kuda kecil 5: Yes sir.

Two days at the MGM studio.

Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend anda didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when anda release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: hay is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell anda something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The Filem were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up seterusnya is a Princess Celestia skit.

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-

A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer berkata this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.

Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: try to attack me.
Audience: *Clapping*
Derpy: Do anda want me to get rid of that hammer for you?
Celestia: no. let is stay there, and constantly hit me in the face.
Derpy: Really?
Celestia: Of course not anda idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get rid of it at once!!

Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle was with Jonathan, Harry, and Bryan. Everyone was sitting except for Jonathan.

Jonathan: *Pacing the floor* It's been too long since we got back here, and already you're messing things up for us.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, what anda talkin' bout?
Bryan: For starters, anda still have the voice of Ice Cube..
Audience: *Laughing*
Jonathan: anda constantly say the N word.
Harry: And you're always torturing Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle: I wouldn't call it torture. I call it an antic.
Harry: *Stands up* Well it's getting annoying, so-
Twilight Sparkle: Man, it ain't annoyin' nobody.
Jonathan: *Looks at Twilight* It's annoying lots of ponies. anda must be joking if anda think otherwise.
Twilight Sparkle: If I was joking the audience would've laughed sejak now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Grabs a glass of whiskey* Oh please, the audience don't laugh to anda at all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: All of your jokes are corny.
Twilight Sparkle: Look who's talkin'
Audience: Oooh.
Harry: *Drinks whiskey*

seterusnya day, Princess Celestia was walking through her istana, castle when she saw a talking cactis.

Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if anda promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are anda doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into Rawak objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I berkata I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I wonder if Derpy can help us.
Celestia: Derpy doesn't know anything. She's probably not even here. Instead, she's at some toy store buying bubbles.
Audience: *Laughing*

A song was heard. Quietly at first, but it soon got louder: link

Celestia: Where is that coming from?
Derpy: *Is Thomas The Tank Engine*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: AAAAAAH!
Timothy: AAAAAAAH!!!
Derpy: *Runs over Celestia, and Timothy*
Audience: *Laughing*

The song got quieter as Derpy went away from Celestia, and Timothy.

Three hours later at Celestia's office.

Derpy: I would like to apologize for running anda over. It was not nice for me to do that.
Celestia: anda could've stopped anda retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But anda didn't! anda ran me, and Timothy over. anda suck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: anda have no idea what it's like to get run over sejak a talking train.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: seterusnya time anda turn into Thomas The Tank Engine, run into Twilight. *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Song (Start at 0:37): link

Snowflake: Um, no The End at the ending? Whatever. Part 2 will be coming to anda at 8:30. Don't miss it.