Song: link
Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will anda do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the saat half of our show.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The tajuk of this artikel clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad Filem for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Unfrozen
Starring
Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven
Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this Queen of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: anda know what anda should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: anda are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do anda want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill anda if anda get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*
Meanwhile outside of the castle.
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is Berlakon strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did anda see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.
Inside Elsa's room.
Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to sertai this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, atau Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
On the seterusnya part of this episode.
Double Scoop teaches us things.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 24: Good Job
One hari at a school.
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: What the hell are we learning that for?
Double Scoop: Watch your language, and come outside with me.
Outside of the school, Double Scoop set up containers of Makanan to be used as the fish.
Saten Twist: *Watching Double Scoop & Sean*
Sean: *Lays down with a fishing pole* Here fishy fishy. Here fishy fishy.
Saten Twist: *Sees Sean* Huh?! Who's that? *Grabs a Gameboy* Let me consult my character finder. *Sean appears on the screen of his gameboy* Sean?!!?! *Runs toward him* I can't believe I get to hang out with the big boss himself!!! *Laughing like an idiot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Has a chalkboard, and meja set up while wearing glasses*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Concentrating on fishing*
Double Scoop: *Sees Saten Twist. He acts calm at first, but freaks out* hei SATEN!!! EVERYONE KNOWS ikan SWIM IN SCHOOLS, AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING CLASS!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: IF I HERE ONE lebih PEEP OUT OF YOU, I'M GONNA batal THE LESSON, AND GO FISHING!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook* Oh why? I had him, and I Lost him! Why didn't someone tell me to use the bait?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Runs to a tree, and karate kicks it* I have to learn to speak up!
Double Scoop: Alright class. *Slams the chalkboard as Rawak letters, and numbers appear forming a math problem* LET'S SEE IF anda CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!!! anda PROBABLY DON'T KNOW lebih THAN A BOX OF BEANS!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Box Of Beans: As a box of beans, I can tell you, the answer is twelve.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone: *Freaking out, and eating beans*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Saten Twist: *Pause*
Sean: Oh sejak the way, these beans have labah-labah webs in them.
Saten Twist: *Vomits, and karate kicks another tree* I'm gonna need to catch up!
Sean: Alright, I'm taking over this class! *Makes another complicated math problem with letters* Whoever can solve this problem will graduate!
Saten Twist: Let's see, ten, carry the four, *Talks too fast, and his voice pitch gets higher*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Saten Twist* WROOOOOOOONG!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Math hurts!!
Double Scoop: *Gets angry* THIS IS THE WORST SCHOOL I'VE EVER BEEN TO, AND I FLUNKED OUT OF THEM ALL!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: anda KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!!!!? *Gets surrounded sejak smoke, and sparkles while turning back to normal* a football team.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Watch this! *Kicks a rock into outer space*
Audience: Yeah!! *Clapping*
Sean: I can throw too! *Grabs Double Scoop, and throws him far away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I'd like to try out for the football team, but I can't, because I was told to be captain of the cooking team.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Wanna try my tuna casserole?
Sean: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Cooking hurts!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: *Walks over to Sean* Let's alih on to something else before anda kill someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Brony of the month, September 2015. The award goes to Candylover246.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Tom: She's a war hero that murdered drake loceng peminat-peminat during the drake loceng war that occured on this club.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to take a quick break. We will return with Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tunjuk wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid sejak your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's alih onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
Warna OF THE pelangi, rainbow
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and anda will tell me whether atau not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are anda sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
Kucing AND Anjing
susu
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A Televisyen
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take susu for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't anda pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes anda are. That is why anda are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is kegemaran Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy Muzik began to play.
Alex: I'm sure anda two know who the muppets are. If anda don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* anda should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and anda didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever berkata that. Sean, let's see what anda wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the bahagian, atas of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
It was a regular hari at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.
Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help anda pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting lebih ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need lebih gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once anda finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one lebih paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*
On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: hei Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they berkata they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank anda Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see anda two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came sejak to see the ammunition anda have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told anda Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want anda to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the seterusnya episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sejak any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: anda know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, atau terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. anda don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do anda want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six minit later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate anda two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought anda berkata no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two minit later, fox mencuri a Voltic, and Kadillack mencuri a Buffalo
klk321: How did anda do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of anda guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him seterusnya time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? anda want to kill anda instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
The bloopers of this episode
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded! Saying he can stay alive during the spring, and summer. He'll melt! He's too stupid to think that he can live in warm climates without melting.
Narrator: Okay, I understand anda hate Frozen, but anda gotta follow your script.
Master Sword: F**k the script!
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Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're going to be fish? Cool.
Double Scoop: anda didn't here me properly.
Director: Cut!
Take 2
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to-
Sean: *Making ikan faces*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Laughs* Will anda stop doing that? I have to finish my line!
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Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook. He tries again, but the container falls off the hook again* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Falls on the ground* Fishing hurts!
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Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank anda Sargent, but-- I forgot my line!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I knew anda were dumb.
Corporal Agarn: WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
The End
Song: link
Mr. Nut: You'll see me and my Friends in action now in The Nut House.
Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 8: Going Too Far
Song: link
Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: *Marching around The Nut House*
Everyone: *Watching Parker, confused, wondering what he's going to do*
Parker: Everyone! The President is on his way to visit us!
Yellow Triangle: Yeah right!
Parker: *Rips off the uniform, turning off the music* April fools!
Everyone didn't care. They just went back to eating their lunch.
Parker: *Disappointed* One day, I'll get you! All of you!! *Leaves*
Kevin & Liam: *Walk in*
Liam: Wonder what he was upset about.
Kevin: Don't know. Don't care. After all, it's just Parker.
Liam: Good point. *Sits down with Kevin*
David: *Arrives* anda two are very lucky that anda missed out on what Parker was doing.
Kevin: What was he doing?
David: A pathetic April Fools joke.
Liam: How about getting us our lunch?
David: Sure. What do anda want?
Liam: I'll just have chicken noodle sup with a side of chips.
David: Sure thing. Your usual Kevin?
Kevin: Yes.
David: Good. I'll be back. *Walks away*
Liam: Perhaps during his lunch break, he can tell us what Parker was doing.
Kevin: Or, if we're lucky enough, we can see what he does for ourselves.
Kevin, and Liam followed Parker as they walked in town.
Kevin: What's he doing?
Liam: Don't know. We're going to find out soon though.
Parker: *Walks into a Kandi shop*
Kevin: *Peaks through the front window*
Parker: I believe this box of chocolates has gone bad. *Presents a box to the cashier*
Cashier: What's wrong with it?
Parker: Open it, and find out.
Liam: Anything yet?
Kevin: Nope. Sit tight.
Cashier: *Opens the box, and falls backwards, getting hit sejak confetti*
Parker: Ha!!! April Fools!! *Takes three bags of gummy bears, and walks out of the shop*
Kevin: I believe those gummy bears don't belong to you.
Parker: *Turns around, looking at Kevin, and Liam* What are anda doing here?!
Liam: Spying.
Parker: What makes anda think I mencuri these gummy bears?
Kevin: I saw you. After anda scared the cashier with the confetti in the box, anda took the gummy bears while she wasn't looking.
Liam: Do anda really want to go to jail for stealing gummy bears?
Parker: Who says I'm going to jail? *Pulls out a can of oil from under his hat, and sprays it on the sidewalk*
Kevin & Liam: *Slipping on the oil, then fall down*
Parker: Auf weidersehen! *Runs away*
Kevin, then went to his house with Liam. They showered the oil off of them, then consulted together in the living room.
Liam: Parker is taking April Fools way too far.
Kevin: It makes me wonder if people still celebrate April Fools. Last year, I didn't see anyone pulling any pranks on anyone.
Liam: If that's the case, Parker seriously is taking this too far. We need to stop him.
Kevin: Perhaps we should fight api, kebakaran with fire. Prank him in order to make him stop.
Liam: It could work. We should talk to the others at The Nut House about it.
Back at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do anda need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.
Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.
Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do anda need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank anda pulled off inside my restaurant earlier in honor of April Fool's. As a token of my gratitude, I want to give anda a free makan malam, majlis makan malam tonight.
Parker: This better be legit. I'll be over at 6.
Mr. Nut: We'll have a meja, jadual waiting for you. *Hangs up*
Parker: *Thinks* It can't be. Not Mr. Nut. If it was Kevin, atau Liam, sure, but not Mr. Nut. I'm gonna have a free dinner, fit for a king.
Parker walked into The Nut House, and saw that Wayne, and Miss. hati, tengah-tengah were having makan malam, majlis makan malam together.
Wayne: Ah, Parker.
Miss. Heart: Nice to see you.
Parker: Why thank you. *Sits down* I've been rewarded with a free dinner.
Wayne: Why, what a coincidence.
Miss. Heart: We pulled off an April Fool's prank too.
Parker: What did anda do?
Miss. Heart: During Liz's lunch break, we put a whoopee cushion, and a gas bag on her seat. It sounded, and smelled like she broke wind! *Laughs*
Inside the kitchen.
Mr. Nut: Ready?
Kevin: *Holding a Bow & Arrow with a dart that has a suction cup on the tip* Ready.
Mr. Nut: Fire.
Kevin: *Fires the dart*
Parker: *Gets hit in the forehead* Wait, what the? *Finds a bill from the Kandi kedai where he mencuri the gummy bears*
Ending Theme: link
Parker: *Looks at the bill* Uh oh.
Kevin: April fools!
Kandi Store Cashier: *Walks in with the cops*
Parker: *Looks at the reader* Crap.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one lebih minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See anda later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seterusnya to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sejak her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sejak his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sejak her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, atau beaten up sejak floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 29, 2017
Song: link
Parker: *Has a black eye as he walks down a sidewalk*
A bus stopped seterusnya to Parker.
Mr. Nut: Oh this is too rich! *Laughing*
Parker: No! I'm not doing it!!!
Mr. Nut: Okay, Parker doesn't want to recreate the ending to Ferris Bueller's hari Off, so we're just going to end things here.
Wayne: Come on Parker!
Shayne: Eh, maybe we'll get him to do it seterusnya time.
Mr. Nut: Thanks for joining us everyone. We will be back on November the 18th. See anda then.
Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will anda do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the saat half of our show.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The tajuk of this artikel clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad Filem for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Unfrozen
Starring
Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven
Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this Queen of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: anda know what anda should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: anda are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do anda want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill anda if anda get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*
Meanwhile outside of the castle.
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is Berlakon strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did anda see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.
Inside Elsa's room.
Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to sertai this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, atau Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
On the seterusnya part of this episode.
Double Scoop teaches us things.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 24: Good Job
One hari at a school.
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: What the hell are we learning that for?
Double Scoop: Watch your language, and come outside with me.
Outside of the school, Double Scoop set up containers of Makanan to be used as the fish.
Saten Twist: *Watching Double Scoop & Sean*
Sean: *Lays down with a fishing pole* Here fishy fishy. Here fishy fishy.
Saten Twist: *Sees Sean* Huh?! Who's that? *Grabs a Gameboy* Let me consult my character finder. *Sean appears on the screen of his gameboy* Sean?!!?! *Runs toward him* I can't believe I get to hang out with the big boss himself!!! *Laughing like an idiot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Has a chalkboard, and meja set up while wearing glasses*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Concentrating on fishing*
Double Scoop: *Sees Saten Twist. He acts calm at first, but freaks out* hei SATEN!!! EVERYONE KNOWS ikan SWIM IN SCHOOLS, AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING CLASS!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: IF I HERE ONE lebih PEEP OUT OF YOU, I'M GONNA batal THE LESSON, AND GO FISHING!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook* Oh why? I had him, and I Lost him! Why didn't someone tell me to use the bait?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Runs to a tree, and karate kicks it* I have to learn to speak up!
Double Scoop: Alright class. *Slams the chalkboard as Rawak letters, and numbers appear forming a math problem* LET'S SEE IF anda CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!!! anda PROBABLY DON'T KNOW lebih THAN A BOX OF BEANS!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Box Of Beans: As a box of beans, I can tell you, the answer is twelve.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone: *Freaking out, and eating beans*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Saten Twist: *Pause*
Sean: Oh sejak the way, these beans have labah-labah webs in them.
Saten Twist: *Vomits, and karate kicks another tree* I'm gonna need to catch up!
Sean: Alright, I'm taking over this class! *Makes another complicated math problem with letters* Whoever can solve this problem will graduate!
Saten Twist: Let's see, ten, carry the four, *Talks too fast, and his voice pitch gets higher*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Saten Twist* WROOOOOOOONG!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Math hurts!!
Double Scoop: *Gets angry* THIS IS THE WORST SCHOOL I'VE EVER BEEN TO, AND I FLUNKED OUT OF THEM ALL!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: anda KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!!!!? *Gets surrounded sejak smoke, and sparkles while turning back to normal* a football team.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Watch this! *Kicks a rock into outer space*
Audience: Yeah!! *Clapping*
Sean: I can throw too! *Grabs Double Scoop, and throws him far away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I'd like to try out for the football team, but I can't, because I was told to be captain of the cooking team.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Wanna try my tuna casserole?
Sean: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Cooking hurts!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: *Walks over to Sean* Let's alih on to something else before anda kill someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Brony of the month, September 2015. The award goes to Candylover246.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Tom: She's a war hero that murdered drake loceng peminat-peminat during the drake loceng war that occured on this club.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to take a quick break. We will return with Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tunjuk wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid sejak your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's alih onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
Warna OF THE pelangi, rainbow
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and anda will tell me whether atau not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are anda sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
Kucing AND Anjing
susu
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A Televisyen
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take susu for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't anda pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes anda are. That is why anda are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is kegemaran Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy Muzik began to play.
Alex: I'm sure anda two know who the muppets are. If anda don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* anda should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and anda didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever berkata that. Sean, let's see what anda wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the bahagian, atas of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
It was a regular hari at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.
Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help anda pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting lebih ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need lebih gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once anda finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one lebih paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*
On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: hei Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they berkata they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank anda Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see anda two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came sejak to see the ammunition anda have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told anda Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want anda to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the seterusnya episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sejak any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: anda know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, atau terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. anda don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do anda want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six minit later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate anda two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought anda berkata no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two minit later, fox mencuri a Voltic, and Kadillack mencuri a Buffalo
klk321: How did anda do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of anda guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him seterusnya time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? anda want to kill anda instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
The bloopers of this episode
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded! Saying he can stay alive during the spring, and summer. He'll melt! He's too stupid to think that he can live in warm climates without melting.
Narrator: Okay, I understand anda hate Frozen, but anda gotta follow your script.
Master Sword: F**k the script!
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Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're going to be fish? Cool.
Double Scoop: anda didn't here me properly.
Director: Cut!
Take 2
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to-
Sean: *Making ikan faces*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Laughs* Will anda stop doing that? I have to finish my line!
---
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook. He tries again, but the container falls off the hook again* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Falls on the ground* Fishing hurts!
---
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank anda Sargent, but-- I forgot my line!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I knew anda were dumb.
Corporal Agarn: WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
The End
Song: link
Mr. Nut: You'll see me and my Friends in action now in The Nut House.
Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 8: Going Too Far
Song: link
Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: *Marching around The Nut House*
Everyone: *Watching Parker, confused, wondering what he's going to do*
Parker: Everyone! The President is on his way to visit us!
Yellow Triangle: Yeah right!
Parker: *Rips off the uniform, turning off the music* April fools!
Everyone didn't care. They just went back to eating their lunch.
Parker: *Disappointed* One day, I'll get you! All of you!! *Leaves*
Kevin & Liam: *Walk in*
Liam: Wonder what he was upset about.
Kevin: Don't know. Don't care. After all, it's just Parker.
Liam: Good point. *Sits down with Kevin*
David: *Arrives* anda two are very lucky that anda missed out on what Parker was doing.
Kevin: What was he doing?
David: A pathetic April Fools joke.
Liam: How about getting us our lunch?
David: Sure. What do anda want?
Liam: I'll just have chicken noodle sup with a side of chips.
David: Sure thing. Your usual Kevin?
Kevin: Yes.
David: Good. I'll be back. *Walks away*
Liam: Perhaps during his lunch break, he can tell us what Parker was doing.
Kevin: Or, if we're lucky enough, we can see what he does for ourselves.
Kevin, and Liam followed Parker as they walked in town.
Kevin: What's he doing?
Liam: Don't know. We're going to find out soon though.
Parker: *Walks into a Kandi shop*
Kevin: *Peaks through the front window*
Parker: I believe this box of chocolates has gone bad. *Presents a box to the cashier*
Cashier: What's wrong with it?
Parker: Open it, and find out.
Liam: Anything yet?
Kevin: Nope. Sit tight.
Cashier: *Opens the box, and falls backwards, getting hit sejak confetti*
Parker: Ha!!! April Fools!! *Takes three bags of gummy bears, and walks out of the shop*
Kevin: I believe those gummy bears don't belong to you.
Parker: *Turns around, looking at Kevin, and Liam* What are anda doing here?!
Liam: Spying.
Parker: What makes anda think I mencuri these gummy bears?
Kevin: I saw you. After anda scared the cashier with the confetti in the box, anda took the gummy bears while she wasn't looking.
Liam: Do anda really want to go to jail for stealing gummy bears?
Parker: Who says I'm going to jail? *Pulls out a can of oil from under his hat, and sprays it on the sidewalk*
Kevin & Liam: *Slipping on the oil, then fall down*
Parker: Auf weidersehen! *Runs away*
Kevin, then went to his house with Liam. They showered the oil off of them, then consulted together in the living room.
Liam: Parker is taking April Fools way too far.
Kevin: It makes me wonder if people still celebrate April Fools. Last year, I didn't see anyone pulling any pranks on anyone.
Liam: If that's the case, Parker seriously is taking this too far. We need to stop him.
Kevin: Perhaps we should fight api, kebakaran with fire. Prank him in order to make him stop.
Liam: It could work. We should talk to the others at The Nut House about it.
Back at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do anda need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.
Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.
Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do anda need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank anda pulled off inside my restaurant earlier in honor of April Fool's. As a token of my gratitude, I want to give anda a free makan malam, majlis makan malam tonight.
Parker: This better be legit. I'll be over at 6.
Mr. Nut: We'll have a meja, jadual waiting for you. *Hangs up*
Parker: *Thinks* It can't be. Not Mr. Nut. If it was Kevin, atau Liam, sure, but not Mr. Nut. I'm gonna have a free dinner, fit for a king.
Parker walked into The Nut House, and saw that Wayne, and Miss. hati, tengah-tengah were having makan malam, majlis makan malam together.
Wayne: Ah, Parker.
Miss. Heart: Nice to see you.
Parker: Why thank you. *Sits down* I've been rewarded with a free dinner.
Wayne: Why, what a coincidence.
Miss. Heart: We pulled off an April Fool's prank too.
Parker: What did anda do?
Miss. Heart: During Liz's lunch break, we put a whoopee cushion, and a gas bag on her seat. It sounded, and smelled like she broke wind! *Laughs*
Inside the kitchen.
Mr. Nut: Ready?
Kevin: *Holding a Bow & Arrow with a dart that has a suction cup on the tip* Ready.
Mr. Nut: Fire.
Kevin: *Fires the dart*
Parker: *Gets hit in the forehead* Wait, what the? *Finds a bill from the Kandi kedai where he mencuri the gummy bears*
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Parker: *Looks at the bill* Uh oh.
Kevin: April fools!
Kandi Store Cashier: *Walks in with the cops*
Parker: *Looks at the reader* Crap.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one lebih minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See anda later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seterusnya to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sejak her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sejak his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sejak her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, atau beaten up sejak floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
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Song: link
Parker: *Has a black eye as he walks down a sidewalk*
A bus stopped seterusnya to Parker.
Mr. Nut: Oh this is too rich! *Laughing*
Parker: No! I'm not doing it!!!
Mr. Nut: Okay, Parker doesn't want to recreate the ending to Ferris Bueller's hari Off, so we're just going to end things here.
Wayne: Come on Parker!
Shayne: Eh, maybe we'll get him to do it seterusnya time.
Mr. Nut: Thanks for joining us everyone. We will be back on November the 18th. See anda then.
The black Camaro that passed Alan, and Camryn stopped in the parking lot of the retirement center for war veterans. Only one man was in the car, and he got out.
Receptionist: *Looks at the man walking towards her* What can I do for anda sir?
Ian: *Laying in his katil with his Type 99. He gets up, and puts it in the closet* I don't need to be accused of this shit. *Hears gunfire*
Alec: *Runs into Ian's room*
Ian: What happened?
Alec: anda have to be quiet. there's a killer.
Ian: We need to leave. *Opens the window*
The man was holding an MP5
He pointed it at the door to Ian's room, and fired 15 bullets...
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Receptionist: *Looks at the man walking towards her* What can I do for anda sir?
Ian: *Laying in his katil with his Type 99. He gets up, and puts it in the closet* I don't need to be accused of this shit. *Hears gunfire*
Alec: *Runs into Ian's room*
Ian: What happened?
Alec: anda have to be quiet. there's a killer.
Ian: We need to leave. *Opens the window*
The man was holding an MP5
He pointed it at the door to Ian's room, and fired 15 bullets...
