Duke: anda know, it's crazy how wrong anda can be about a person. Just crazy. anda think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. anda know what? Save it. We were supposed to be friends.
Viola: We are friends.
Duke: anda don't even know the meaning of the word.
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Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
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Sebastian: Folks, I'm a boy. I promise.
Malcolm: Prove it.
Sebastian: Okay.
(pulls down his Bola sepak shorts, everyone sees his privates)
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Viola (as Sebastian): Quit blushing... that's lame.
Duke: Shut up, I'm not blushing!
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Justin: Could anda be a girl for just five seconds?
Viola: Ok...(counting to five on her fingers) First of all it's not a stupid Bola sepak issue and... you're a jerk. Oh look at that, (looks at open hand) time's up. (slaps him in the face)
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Daphne: Nonsense! anda don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress!
Paul: But it sure does help.
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Monique: Hello, Viola.
Viola: Oh, boy. This isn't good.
Monique: And hello to anda little... homewrecker.
Olivia: Uh, who are you?
Monique: I am Sebastian's girlfriend.
Viola: Ex-Girl-Friend.
Monique: Okay. Everyone's gotta stop saying that.
Olivia: Oh. You're the girl he dumped in the pizza parlor the other day.
Monique: He did not dump me. We're just going through a rough patch.
Olivia: Really? 'Cause I heard he dumped you. He dumped anda good. It was like a big, huge dumping.
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Viola: [as Sebastian] Hi, Eunice. Sorry for running out on our date.
Eunice: It's okay. My intensity scares some people.
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Duke: What're anda gonna do, drown me in your tears?
Justin: I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye.
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Duke: Hey... hey, why do anda have tampons in your boot?
Viola: Uhh... I get really bad nosebleeds.
Andrew: So anda stick them up your nose?
Viola: Yeah. What? You... you've never done that? Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time.
Duke: Seriously?
Viola: Yes. Look. Got to tunjuk anda how to do it. anda take that off, and whatever that is, and anda stick it right in. It absorbs right up.
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Roger (after Viola lifts her shirt): Is it me atau does this Bola sepak game have lebih nudity than most?
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Viola: What does your hati, tengah-tengah tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would anda rather see NAKED?
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Malcolm: I am convinced he's hiding something.
Principal Gold: Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little Lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself.
Viola: [walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone] Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway.
Principal Gold: Malcolm, have anda ever tried to run away in high heels?
Malcolm: No, sir, I...
Principal Gold: Not that easy. Not that easy...
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Olivia: We could double. I'm sure Eunice is available.
Eunice: I am so there, it's insane.
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Viola: What are anda talking about? Why are anda lying?
Justin: Viola! End of discussion.
Viola: Fine. End of relationship.
Justin: Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see anda get hurt.
Viola: Aww. anda are so full of...
Coach Pistonek: Back to practice.
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Viola (as Sebastian): So what about the thing we talked about it... that you're gonna do later?
Duke: What thing? I'm- I'm thingless.
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Viola: I just can't do this.
Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong, but anda know what I mean.
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Olivia: You're right.
Viola: I know.
Olivia: The seterusnya time I see Sebastian, I am gonna march right up to him...
Viola: anda march.
Olivia: ...I'm gonna tell him how I feel...
Viola: anda tell him.
Olivia: ...and then I'm going to Ciuman him so passionately...
Viola: What?
Olivia: ...that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.
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Duke: Um, uh, ok, so, should I ask her out?
Viola: No. anda don't want to freak her out; you've got to have a casual conversation first, hello?
Viola: Why do I get the feeling anda don't do this very often?
Duke: Man, I just, I'm not really good at talking to girls.
Viola: Why? You're hot!
Duke: What?
Viola: Ya know, you're an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man.
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(Viola gets hit in the crotch with a Bola sepak ball)
Boys: OOOOHHHH...OWWWW.
Viola (as Sebastian): Huh? Oh. Right. OWW! OH, FOR THE Cinta OF GOD! IT BURNS!
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Justin: That's right. Didn't score on me last half won't score on this half. I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
lebih on: Sports
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Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw anda guys. I hate high school.
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Viola (as Sebastian): So, uh, anda play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?
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Toby: She's got a little somethin' somethin'.
Andrew: Yeah... asthma and headgear.
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Viola (as Sebastian, talking about herself): No man... if anda wanna Ciuman her... anda go right ahead and anda Ciuman her! I mean, knock yourself out! anda just take her... then Ciuman her. Then Ciuman the crap out of her!
Duke: Okay!
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Viola: We are friends.
Duke: anda don't even know the meaning of the word.
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Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
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Sebastian: Folks, I'm a boy. I promise.
Malcolm: Prove it.
Sebastian: Okay.
(pulls down his Bola sepak shorts, everyone sees his privates)
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Viola (as Sebastian): Quit blushing... that's lame.
Duke: Shut up, I'm not blushing!
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Justin: Could anda be a girl for just five seconds?
Viola: Ok...(counting to five on her fingers) First of all it's not a stupid Bola sepak issue and... you're a jerk. Oh look at that, (looks at open hand) time's up. (slaps him in the face)
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Daphne: Nonsense! anda don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress!
Paul: But it sure does help.
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Monique: Hello, Viola.
Viola: Oh, boy. This isn't good.
Monique: And hello to anda little... homewrecker.
Olivia: Uh, who are you?
Monique: I am Sebastian's girlfriend.
Viola: Ex-Girl-Friend.
Monique: Okay. Everyone's gotta stop saying that.
Olivia: Oh. You're the girl he dumped in the pizza parlor the other day.
Monique: He did not dump me. We're just going through a rough patch.
Olivia: Really? 'Cause I heard he dumped you. He dumped anda good. It was like a big, huge dumping.
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Viola: [as Sebastian] Hi, Eunice. Sorry for running out on our date.
Eunice: It's okay. My intensity scares some people.
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Duke: What're anda gonna do, drown me in your tears?
Justin: I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye.
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Duke: Hey... hey, why do anda have tampons in your boot?
Viola: Uhh... I get really bad nosebleeds.
Andrew: So anda stick them up your nose?
Viola: Yeah. What? You... you've never done that? Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time.
Duke: Seriously?
Viola: Yes. Look. Got to tunjuk anda how to do it. anda take that off, and whatever that is, and anda stick it right in. It absorbs right up.
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Roger (after Viola lifts her shirt): Is it me atau does this Bola sepak game have lebih nudity than most?
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Viola: What does your hati, tengah-tengah tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would anda rather see NAKED?
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Malcolm: I am convinced he's hiding something.
Principal Gold: Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little Lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself.
Viola: [walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone] Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway.
Principal Gold: Malcolm, have anda ever tried to run away in high heels?
Malcolm: No, sir, I...
Principal Gold: Not that easy. Not that easy...
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Olivia: We could double. I'm sure Eunice is available.
Eunice: I am so there, it's insane.
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Viola: What are anda talking about? Why are anda lying?
Justin: Viola! End of discussion.
Viola: Fine. End of relationship.
Justin: Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see anda get hurt.
Viola: Aww. anda are so full of...
Coach Pistonek: Back to practice.
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Viola (as Sebastian): So what about the thing we talked about it... that you're gonna do later?
Duke: What thing? I'm- I'm thingless.
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Viola: I just can't do this.
Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong, but anda know what I mean.
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Olivia: You're right.
Viola: I know.
Olivia: The seterusnya time I see Sebastian, I am gonna march right up to him...
Viola: anda march.
Olivia: ...I'm gonna tell him how I feel...
Viola: anda tell him.
Olivia: ...and then I'm going to Ciuman him so passionately...
Viola: What?
Olivia: ...that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.
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Duke: Um, uh, ok, so, should I ask her out?
Viola: No. anda don't want to freak her out; you've got to have a casual conversation first, hello?
Viola: Why do I get the feeling anda don't do this very often?
Duke: Man, I just, I'm not really good at talking to girls.
Viola: Why? You're hot!
Duke: What?
Viola: Ya know, you're an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man.
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(Viola gets hit in the crotch with a Bola sepak ball)
Boys: OOOOHHHH...OWWWW.
Viola (as Sebastian): Huh? Oh. Right. OWW! OH, FOR THE Cinta OF GOD! IT BURNS!
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Justin: That's right. Didn't score on me last half won't score on this half. I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
lebih on: Sports
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Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw anda guys. I hate high school.
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Viola (as Sebastian): So, uh, anda play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?
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Toby: She's got a little somethin' somethin'.
Andrew: Yeah... asthma and headgear.
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Viola (as Sebastian, talking about herself): No man... if anda wanna Ciuman her... anda go right ahead and anda Ciuman her! I mean, knock yourself out! anda just take her... then Ciuman her. Then Ciuman the crap out of her!
Duke: Okay!
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