Later that hari Aldinach and Night start to get ready. ''Hey Ravage!'' Night yells up from the basement. ''Call your friend and tell him to get ready!''
''Okay mom!'' Ravage calls his friend and tells him to get ready and that they shall be there soon. ''So I'm guessing that we're picking him up?'' he goes downstairs.
''Yeah. We're just going with that anda won some contest atau what ever and got to ride with us if he asks. Just tell us where his house is and anda can go in and get him,'' Aldinach says.
''You guys ready!'' they both nod. ''Lets go then, we'll get Ripper first then your friend,'' they go outside and get in a van. Aldinach gets in the drivers kerusi, tempat duduk and Night gets in the passenger kerusi, tempat duduk while Ravage gets in the back. He drives off to get Ripper.
''So what is your friend's name anyway Ravage?'' Aldinach asks as he is driving though the trees.
''His name is Damon. He is a Botswana Buah bat. atau at least from what I can remember anyway,'' Ravage replies.
They get to Ripper's house. He his standing outside his house waiting for them. Picks up his bass and gets in the van. ''What took anda guys so long.''
''Shut up anda gay bastard and sit down,'' Aldinach says then starts to drive again.
Ripper sits down in the back seterusnya to Ravage. ''Told anda not to call me a gay bastard anda stupid bat.''
''Don't even start fighting again,'' Ripper opens his mouth about to say something but gets interrupted. ''Call me Bella and your a dead kitty.''
They get into town and Ravage tells Aldinach the way to his friend Damon's house. They get there and Ravage gets out of the van and gets Damon. A few minit later Ravage and Damon, a gray, yellow and blue bat, come out and get in the van. Aldinach starts to drive again.
Finally they get to the club but it looks like its all boarded up. ''Guessing we're not playing tonight.'' Aldinach says
''Wonder what happened. I was here last week and everything was fine,'' Night says. ''I'll be right back I'm going to go check it out,'' she gets out and goes into the building and walks around. ''Hello? Anyone here?'' no reply. She goes back outside. ''No one is in there.''
''What are we going to do now then?'' Ravage asks.
Night leans against the van and thinks. ''Well what would anda like to do?''
Damon and Ravage look at each other as if they are both thinking the same thing and agreeing with it as well. ''Blow something up,'' the both of them say at the same time.
Aldinach looks at them surprised. ''I'm pretty sure anda two can think of something better to do then blow something up.''
''I know what the three of anda do, anda don't have to hide it I know that your Ravage's parents. Plus anda both know my parents and they do sort of the same stuff,'' Damon explains
Night tries to think of who his parents would be. ''Adam and Lynsey?'' Damon nods. ''Well just because your parent's do it doesn't mean anda should do it. Besides we don't want the both of anda to get hurt atau get caught sejak the cops.''
''Isn't there an abandoned building farther away from the city that need to be demolished?'' Ripper adds.
''Yes, but still we don't want Ravage and Damon getting into that stuff their both only fourteen,'' Aldinach points out.
''Please dad,'' Ravage pleads.
''No and that's final. Its bad enough that your already out with us. Police see us and start to shoot,'' Night says once she gets back in the van. ''If there's anything else anda two what to do then tell us.''
''Can we go to your old place? Dark Woods? It seems like a cool place to go to,'' Ravage asks his parents.
Sigh. ''I guess so, but if anda want to go there then we can't drive there we have to get out and walk,'' Night says looking back at them. They both are fine sejak that and nod at her. ''Lets go then,'' Everyone gets out of the van.
''How fast do anda want to get there?'' Aldinach asks both of them
''As fast as we can,'' Damon says. Ravage agrees with his friend.
''Okay then,'' Night says then quickly picks up her son her her arms and runs off towards Dark Woods. Ripper runs off following Night.
Aldinach looks at Damon. Damon looks at him as if he's saying anda better not do that to me. ''How fast can anda fly?''
''Fast I guess.''
''Lets go then,'' Aldinach flies off fast. Damon follows him being just a few yards behind him. Aldinach glances back to make sure Damon is still there. He flies down a bit to get closer to Night and Ripper. Damon follows him downward but ends up hitting his wing off a branch and starts to fall.
Ripper jumps up and catches him and lands back on the ground on his feet. ''You okay?'' He sets Damon down.
''Yeah I'm fine. So is this Dark Woods?''
Night stops and puts Ravage down. ''Yep, this is it. Dark woods. I grew up here.''
''So anda mean anda actually lived in the woods? anda didn't have an actual house to live in here?'' Ravage asks.
''That's right. Slept in the trees. Lived here until I was ten, ran away, got possessed sejak a demon quit my job as a cop and moved back here.''
''You sure are braver then me and Ripper to live here. Never know what will come in here,'' Aldinach says coming down to the ground.
''So I'm guessing we can't stay here for the night?'' Damon points out.
Night nods then looks around. ''Doesn't seem like anything has changed. All stayed the same since I left.''
They venture around Dark Woods then once it starts to get late they take Damon back home. Ripper goes back to his place and then the three of them go home.
''Typhon! We're home!'' Night yells as the three walk into the house. No answer. Ravage walks upstairs. ''Guess she's asleep.''
''Fun night,'' Aldinach says. He walks over to the stairs. ''I'm going to go check on Typhon,'' he goes upstairs outside of his daughter's room. He opens the door slightly and peaks in to see her sleeping on her bed. He closes the door and walks down the hallway to his room. Night comes up not long after and lays down on the katil seterusnya to Aldinach.
''Was she asleep?'' Aldinach nods. ''Hope she had a good time with her friends,'' Aldinach moves closer to Night and wraps his arms around her and kisses her cheek. She purrs. He rolls on bahagian, atas of her smirking. ''Not tonight Ald, I'm too tired.''
''Aw come on Night,'' he wraps his tail around her.
''One hari when the kids aren't utama we can,'' Ciuman him.
Slowly unwraps his tail as she kisses him. ''Fine,'' he kisses her again.
''Okay mom!'' Ravage calls his friend and tells him to get ready and that they shall be there soon. ''So I'm guessing that we're picking him up?'' he goes downstairs.
''Yeah. We're just going with that anda won some contest atau what ever and got to ride with us if he asks. Just tell us where his house is and anda can go in and get him,'' Aldinach says.
''You guys ready!'' they both nod. ''Lets go then, we'll get Ripper first then your friend,'' they go outside and get in a van. Aldinach gets in the drivers kerusi, tempat duduk and Night gets in the passenger kerusi, tempat duduk while Ravage gets in the back. He drives off to get Ripper.
''So what is your friend's name anyway Ravage?'' Aldinach asks as he is driving though the trees.
''His name is Damon. He is a Botswana Buah bat. atau at least from what I can remember anyway,'' Ravage replies.
They get to Ripper's house. He his standing outside his house waiting for them. Picks up his bass and gets in the van. ''What took anda guys so long.''
''Shut up anda gay bastard and sit down,'' Aldinach says then starts to drive again.
Ripper sits down in the back seterusnya to Ravage. ''Told anda not to call me a gay bastard anda stupid bat.''
''Don't even start fighting again,'' Ripper opens his mouth about to say something but gets interrupted. ''Call me Bella and your a dead kitty.''
They get into town and Ravage tells Aldinach the way to his friend Damon's house. They get there and Ravage gets out of the van and gets Damon. A few minit later Ravage and Damon, a gray, yellow and blue bat, come out and get in the van. Aldinach starts to drive again.
Finally they get to the club but it looks like its all boarded up. ''Guessing we're not playing tonight.'' Aldinach says
''Wonder what happened. I was here last week and everything was fine,'' Night says. ''I'll be right back I'm going to go check it out,'' she gets out and goes into the building and walks around. ''Hello? Anyone here?'' no reply. She goes back outside. ''No one is in there.''
''What are we going to do now then?'' Ravage asks.
Night leans against the van and thinks. ''Well what would anda like to do?''
Damon and Ravage look at each other as if they are both thinking the same thing and agreeing with it as well. ''Blow something up,'' the both of them say at the same time.
Aldinach looks at them surprised. ''I'm pretty sure anda two can think of something better to do then blow something up.''
''I know what the three of anda do, anda don't have to hide it I know that your Ravage's parents. Plus anda both know my parents and they do sort of the same stuff,'' Damon explains
Night tries to think of who his parents would be. ''Adam and Lynsey?'' Damon nods. ''Well just because your parent's do it doesn't mean anda should do it. Besides we don't want the both of anda to get hurt atau get caught sejak the cops.''
''Isn't there an abandoned building farther away from the city that need to be demolished?'' Ripper adds.
''Yes, but still we don't want Ravage and Damon getting into that stuff their both only fourteen,'' Aldinach points out.
''Please dad,'' Ravage pleads.
''No and that's final. Its bad enough that your already out with us. Police see us and start to shoot,'' Night says once she gets back in the van. ''If there's anything else anda two what to do then tell us.''
''Can we go to your old place? Dark Woods? It seems like a cool place to go to,'' Ravage asks his parents.
Sigh. ''I guess so, but if anda want to go there then we can't drive there we have to get out and walk,'' Night says looking back at them. They both are fine sejak that and nod at her. ''Lets go then,'' Everyone gets out of the van.
''How fast do anda want to get there?'' Aldinach asks both of them
''As fast as we can,'' Damon says. Ravage agrees with his friend.
''Okay then,'' Night says then quickly picks up her son her her arms and runs off towards Dark Woods. Ripper runs off following Night.
Aldinach looks at Damon. Damon looks at him as if he's saying anda better not do that to me. ''How fast can anda fly?''
''Fast I guess.''
''Lets go then,'' Aldinach flies off fast. Damon follows him being just a few yards behind him. Aldinach glances back to make sure Damon is still there. He flies down a bit to get closer to Night and Ripper. Damon follows him downward but ends up hitting his wing off a branch and starts to fall.
Ripper jumps up and catches him and lands back on the ground on his feet. ''You okay?'' He sets Damon down.
''Yeah I'm fine. So is this Dark Woods?''
Night stops and puts Ravage down. ''Yep, this is it. Dark woods. I grew up here.''
''So anda mean anda actually lived in the woods? anda didn't have an actual house to live in here?'' Ravage asks.
''That's right. Slept in the trees. Lived here until I was ten, ran away, got possessed sejak a demon quit my job as a cop and moved back here.''
''You sure are braver then me and Ripper to live here. Never know what will come in here,'' Aldinach says coming down to the ground.
''So I'm guessing we can't stay here for the night?'' Damon points out.
Night nods then looks around. ''Doesn't seem like anything has changed. All stayed the same since I left.''
They venture around Dark Woods then once it starts to get late they take Damon back home. Ripper goes back to his place and then the three of them go home.
''Typhon! We're home!'' Night yells as the three walk into the house. No answer. Ravage walks upstairs. ''Guess she's asleep.''
''Fun night,'' Aldinach says. He walks over to the stairs. ''I'm going to go check on Typhon,'' he goes upstairs outside of his daughter's room. He opens the door slightly and peaks in to see her sleeping on her bed. He closes the door and walks down the hallway to his room. Night comes up not long after and lays down on the katil seterusnya to Aldinach.
''Was she asleep?'' Aldinach nods. ''Hope she had a good time with her friends,'' Aldinach moves closer to Night and wraps his arms around her and kisses her cheek. She purrs. He rolls on bahagian, atas of her smirking. ''Not tonight Ald, I'm too tired.''
''Aw come on Night,'' he wraps his tail around her.
''One hari when the kids aren't utama we can,'' Ciuman him.
Slowly unwraps his tail as she kisses him. ''Fine,'' he kisses her again.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt pic, peach preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now atau i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT keldai jalang, perempuan jalang OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that jalang, perempuan jalang now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now atau i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT keldai jalang, perempuan jalang OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that jalang, perempuan jalang now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired sejak an old artikel I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt atau Dull Object While Eating epal, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return utama From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An epal, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked atau Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt atau Dull Object While Eating epal, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return utama From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An epal, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked atau Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, anda LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” berkata HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
sejak then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, anda LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” berkata HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
sejak then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.