posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rouge the bat finally got her car to the bodyshop. Just as soon as she got her car inside, the engine broke.
Mechanic: Seems like anda got here just in time. What can I help anda with?
Rouge: I need a new radiator to prevent my car from overheating.
Mechanic: Okay, and I'll even repair the engine for you. Both services will cost anda $220 each.
Rouge: *Gives mechanic $440*
Mechanic: Excellent. I'll get your car repaired right away.
Rouge: *Goes on her smartphone, and goes on the internet*
Mechanic: How's your dealership going?
Rouge: Fine. I'm just making a new advertisement for the internet.
Mechanic: I saw one of your commercials.
Rouge: I made a new one yesterday. anda wanna see it?
Rouge: *Shows commercial on TV*
Mechanic: How did you-
This is the commercial.
Rouge: Howdy. Are anda a female with beautiful looks?
17 tahun old girl: *Walking down street*
Boy: She's sexy.
17 tahun old girl: *Farts*
Rouge: Do anda have huge breasts, and a big ass?
16 tahun old girl: I want all the boys to be inside me! *Farts*
Rouge: Do anda have a bad taste in cars?
18 tahun old girl: *Very excited* This is my car. It's a merah jambu Scion. The tires always run out of air, I painted it pink, and the engine always breaks down! *Farts*
People: *Giving her awkward looks*
Rouge: If anda answered yes to any of those questions, than come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership. We got the greatest cars anda could imagine, from the 1960 Fiat 500, to a 1954 Citroen 2CV, we've got all the cars anda could ever want.
Man: Hey! Why do all the cars here have less than 30 horsepower?
Rouge: Because they're awesome cars! Come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership.
The commercial ends.
Mechanic: *Does not like the commercial, but decides to lie about it* Interesting... Very very interesting.
Rouge: I'm glad anda like it.
Mechanic: Well, I just fixed everything. anda can leave now?
Rouge: *Starts her car, and starts to back out of the shop*
Then, Rouge's car broke down again, and smoke came from the engine.
Mechanic: (Hmmm. I could make a lot of money off of this.) Hey, how about I fix the engine again? It'll cost anda $300.
Rouge: I thought it only costed $220.
Mechanic: Now that was for the radiator, and the engine.
Rouge: It was $220 each!
Mechanic: Well, good luck getting out of here.
Rouge: *Turns the key in her car*
The engine wouldn't start, and it was making Rouge horny.
Mechanic: Try all anda want, but that car will not start.
Rouge: Than, I'm gonna have to do something naughty.
Mechanic: What's that supposed to mean?
Rouge: *Coming towards mechanic* I need a man to pleasure me.
Mechanic: No! No, no no! If I fix the car for free, will anda leave me alone?!
Sexy, and Silver soon arrived with their cars.
Sexy: Hey, hurry up with that merah jambu piece of shit, and fix our cars!
Silver: Better yet, fix my car first!
Mechanic: Sorry, anda two have to wait. Rouge was here first.
Sexy, and Silver: UGH!!
To be continued