AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - anda have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. anda lie a great deal. anda make the same mistakes repeatedly because anda are stupid. Everyone thinks anda are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - anda have a vivid imagination and often think anda are being followed sejak the FBI atau CIA. anda have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent anda for flaunting your power. anda lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - anda are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. anda too are a jerk.
TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) - anda are practical and persistent. anda have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think anda are stubborn and bullheaded.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) - anda are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like anda because anda are bisexual. anda are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means anda are a cheap bastard.
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) - anda are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes anda a sucker. anda are always putting things off. That is why anda will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) - anda consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. anda are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and spend most of their lives Ciuman mirrors.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) - anda are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. anda are cold and unemotional. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) - anda are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If anda are male, anda are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) - The worst of the lot. anda are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. anda shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. anda are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) - anda are optimistic and enthusiastic. anda have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since anda have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. anda are not worth the time of day.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) - anda are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. anda are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. anda should kill yourself.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - anda have a vivid imagination and often think anda are being followed sejak the FBI atau CIA. anda have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent anda for flaunting your power. anda lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - anda are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. anda too are a jerk.
TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) - anda are practical and persistent. anda have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think anda are stubborn and bullheaded.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) - anda are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like anda because anda are bisexual. anda are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means anda are a cheap bastard.
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) - anda are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes anda a sucker. anda are always putting things off. That is why anda will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) - anda consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. anda are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and spend most of their lives Ciuman mirrors.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) - anda are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. anda are cold and unemotional. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) - anda are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If anda are male, anda are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) - The worst of the lot. anda are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. anda shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. anda are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) - anda are optimistic and enthusiastic. anda have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since anda have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. anda are not worth the time of day.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) - anda are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. anda are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. anda should kill yourself.
