The TBBT Rules (part 2)
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life
51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like
52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga
53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then anda should maybe repaint
54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry
55. If anda like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess
56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz
57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?
58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language
59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off
60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, anda have to lear how to draw
61. anda can learn swimming in the Internet
62. Don´t ever kid about maths and sex
63. "Fine" is a good word. anda put it in front of "wine" atau "dinning" and anda really get something
64. If anda have a coupon from the paper, then go to zaitun Garden
65. If anda know what "AKF" is, anda should know what "OIC" is.
66. Dress up like Catwoman and you´ll be "in power"
67. Galileo did his best discovering while he was drinking wine
68. Smart is the new sexy
69. C3PO does looks like a shinny Sheldon
70. Euclid Avenue is not a good option
71. Most of what Howard says, intend to be humorous
72. India is like and endless Comic Com where everybody wears the same costume. Indian guy
73. If anda don´t go dancing every Wednesday, that´s not "Dancing nigth"
74. The elevator will always be broken
75. anda should always have an "Sarcasm" letter
76. Dreams are small when anda live with Sheldon Cooper
77. Missing the new bintang Treck film is also a reason to cry
78. It is wrong to say a tomatoe is a vegeteble. It is very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge
79. Always offer an ice-crem to the sit seterusnya to you, even if it´s empty
80. Meitnerium should be called Ekaridium
81. Ciuman old ladies isn´t overated. Especially if anda are a physicist
82. If anda are that smart, anda should know who is Radiohead and that Black Eyed Peas is a band
83. anda will say things from bintang Treck and then anda would ask where the hell did that came from
84. If a girl dumps you, anda should go to salsa lessons
85. "Vegas baby!" means "Sea world, baby!" to your mother
86. Don´t deceive for personal gain, anda will make Jesus cry
87. If anda know before eleven, anda will get punch on your throat
88. Sir Howard of Wolowits it´s a better nickname than Howdini
89. Always watch the parade on Thanks Giving Dinner
90. Don´t feed the Gremlins
91. Don´t write poems about your friend´s girlfriend
92. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor who gets Wolverine a prostat exam
93. Bress doesn´t necesarily means woman
94. Have a Visa in case that they batal your Mastercard
95. anda don´t have to thanks everytime anda have sex
96. buaya is not the same that an alligator
97. Moving with your cousin Avi in Israel could actually work
98. "Wing men" always nod and agree
99. The "Moving finger" is the "The finger"
100. When Raj gets famous, anda new friend will be Ironman
Wow! I can´t believe that I wrote 100 rules! Hope anda liked it! Probably I won´t be making another one...
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life
51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like
52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga
53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then anda should maybe repaint
54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry
55. If anda like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess
56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz
57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?
58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language
59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off
60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, anda have to lear how to draw
61. anda can learn swimming in the Internet
62. Don´t ever kid about maths and sex
63. "Fine" is a good word. anda put it in front of "wine" atau "dinning" and anda really get something
64. If anda have a coupon from the paper, then go to zaitun Garden
65. If anda know what "AKF" is, anda should know what "OIC" is.
66. Dress up like Catwoman and you´ll be "in power"
67. Galileo did his best discovering while he was drinking wine
68. Smart is the new sexy
69. C3PO does looks like a shinny Sheldon
70. Euclid Avenue is not a good option
71. Most of what Howard says, intend to be humorous
72. India is like and endless Comic Com where everybody wears the same costume. Indian guy
73. If anda don´t go dancing every Wednesday, that´s not "Dancing nigth"
74. The elevator will always be broken
75. anda should always have an "Sarcasm" letter
76. Dreams are small when anda live with Sheldon Cooper
77. Missing the new bintang Treck film is also a reason to cry
78. It is wrong to say a tomatoe is a vegeteble. It is very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge
79. Always offer an ice-crem to the sit seterusnya to you, even if it´s empty
80. Meitnerium should be called Ekaridium
81. Ciuman old ladies isn´t overated. Especially if anda are a physicist
82. If anda are that smart, anda should know who is Radiohead and that Black Eyed Peas is a band
83. anda will say things from bintang Treck and then anda would ask where the hell did that came from
84. If a girl dumps you, anda should go to salsa lessons
85. "Vegas baby!" means "Sea world, baby!" to your mother
86. Don´t deceive for personal gain, anda will make Jesus cry
87. If anda know before eleven, anda will get punch on your throat
88. Sir Howard of Wolowits it´s a better nickname than Howdini
89. Always watch the parade on Thanks Giving Dinner
90. Don´t feed the Gremlins
91. Don´t write poems about your friend´s girlfriend
92. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor who gets Wolverine a prostat exam
93. Bress doesn´t necesarily means woman
94. Have a Visa in case that they batal your Mastercard
95. anda don´t have to thanks everytime anda have sex
96. buaya is not the same that an alligator
97. Moving with your cousin Avi in Israel could actually work
98. "Wing men" always nod and agree
99. The "Moving finger" is the "The finger"
100. When Raj gets famous, anda new friend will be Ironman
Wow! I can´t believe that I wrote 100 rules! Hope anda liked it! Probably I won´t be making another one...