Ellen DeGeneres
2. I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
Ellen DeGeneres
3. I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
Ellen DeGeneres
4. I was coming utama from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
Ellen DeGeneres
5. I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when anda sit in that silence. 'Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.'
Ellen DeGeneres
6. My grandmother started walking five miles a hari when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
7. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. [i/]
Ellen Degeneres
8. [i]Sometimes anda can't see yourself clearly until anda see yourself through the eyes of others.[i/]
Ellen DeGeneres
9. [i]Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then anda know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
Ellen DeGeneres
10. The only thing that scares me lebih than angkasa aliens is the idea that there aren't any angkasa aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
Ellen DeGeneres [u/]
11. In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but anda could see it a whole lot better.
[u]Ellen DeGeneres, (attributed)
12. They say anda just stand over there, he'll say thank anda and anda walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five atau six years known that he was gonna call me over.
Ellen DeGeneres, Commenting on being called over to sit with Johnny Carson back in 1986
13. I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
14. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
15. Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally anda wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
16. The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she berkata "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
17. Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
Ellen DeGeneres, Newsweek, 04-97, regarding Jerry Falwell's komen-komen
18. The way I see it... If anda need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
Ellen DeGeneres, On Cell phones and driving
19. I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe anda don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Ellen DeGeneres, on Oprah Winfrey 1995
20. anda have to have funny faces and words, anda can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
Ellen DeGeneres, US Magazine, January 1995
Hi Ellen, My name is Peggy Stark from North Platte Ne. I belong to a group of women called the Army of Angels. We hold fund raisers for people in our community. Most of the time it is for Cancer victims, we have done benefits for a lot of children. We have also donated to people for Krismas and Thanksgiving. Whether it be Makanan atau gifts we try to make as many people happy during the holidays.
We are all just middle class citizens but Cinta what we are doing.
We all Cinta anda and your tunjuk we were talking one night at one of out meetings about how fun it would be to come to your show. I thought well I guess I should write anda a letter and see if that would be possible. Most of us are in out 50's and 60's but we do have a few young ones in their 20;s.
Just want to say thank anda for what anda do for everyone anda are amazing. Have a wonderful hari Ellen and God Bless.
We are all just middle class citizens but Cinta what we are doing.
We all Cinta anda and your tunjuk we were talking one night at one of out meetings about how fun it would be to come to your show. I thought well I guess I should write anda a letter and see if that would be possible. Most of us are in out 50's and 60's but we do have a few young ones in their 20;s.
Just want to say thank anda for what anda do for everyone anda are amazing. Have a wonderful hari Ellen and God Bless.
