Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Son, if anda really want something in this life, anda have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go utama and spend some quality time with the kids.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
anda know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. anda just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
Lisa, if anda don't like your job anda don't strike. anda just go in every hari and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.