Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his Makanan up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me anda little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up anda little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill anda to!
*Brock berkata as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There anda are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't anda running?I told anda to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't anda loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until anda loose some weight!
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*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
________________________
Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his Makanan up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me anda little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up anda little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill anda to!
*Brock berkata as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There anda are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't anda running?I told anda to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't anda loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until anda loose some weight!
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anda lose father
anda lose a sibling
anda lose Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Husband/Wife
anda lose a friend
anda even lose hope.
Things starts to be darker and darker.
anda cry till anda feel like going blind.You feel weak.
anda believe that there is no solution that pain never stops
But somehow it does. Your pain becomes your life lessons.
So if anda are suffering let it be.
anda find a place to cry, Find a friend to hug. Go out and tunjuk the world that anda are stronger than pain.
The sun will always brings another hope.
anda are already late, and your key is missing, anda wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 minit lalu anda were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now anda are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, anda wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
anda are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, anda wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that anda cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, anda wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage anda realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, anda wish there was an valuation period' atau atleast a 'sample download' atau a 'demo version'!
One hari anda realize that anda are turning bald, anda wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 minit lalu anda were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now anda are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, anda wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
anda are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, anda wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that anda cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, anda wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage anda realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, anda wish there was an valuation period' atau atleast a 'sample download' atau a 'demo version'!
One hari anda realize that anda are turning bald, anda wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
if sadness comes in drops like rainfor our crops
should we not drink the water atau pain
because being happy is only in vain,
because being in pain means someone
else is happier on the other side of the lane.
everyone must share the nightmares,
everyone must fight for the light
because no matter what anda do,
good and bad will equal overall,
so there will always be a fall.
do anda believe me when i say,
anda will be happy one day
but even then be on your toes
because badness will always be your foe.
should we not drink the water atau pain
because being happy is only in vain,
because being in pain means someone
else is happier on the other side of the lane.
everyone must share the nightmares,
everyone must fight for the light
because no matter what anda do,
good and bad will equal overall,
so there will always be a fall.
do anda believe me when i say,
anda will be happy one day
but even then be on your toes
because badness will always be your foe.