Took a hammer to the head
I smell Shawarma everywhere
Something sticky in my hair
Ripped my cape and Lost my helm
Is that guy even from this realm?
Bilgesnipes swimming in the sink
Someone painted Mjolnir pink
Word of this, I fear
Has reached Odin’s ears
I’m screwed—Oh well!
Now exiled to Earth
Some hari I’ll return
To rule!
Spoken: FOR ASGARD!
Last Friday night
Yeah we trashed the banquet hall
Casks of ale, we drank them all
Did we really start a brawl?
Last Friday night
Drunk on horseback like a boss
Went joy-riding on Bifrost
Came to Midgard and got lost
Last Friday Night
Tried to sit on Hogun’s mace
Volstagg slapped me in the face
Gotta Cinta my Warriors Three
Last Friday night
Probably shook the world tree
Just hope Heimdall didn’t see-e-e-e-e
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Broke into the treasure vault
Think that’s legally your fault
Don’t know what to tell my Dad
He and Frigga will be mad
Pretty sure I kissed a whore
Fandral went to katil with four
Now my head’s in agony
At least my brother took Plan B
Last Friday night
Yeah we trashed the banquet hall
Casks of ale, we drank them all
Did we really start a brawl?
Last Friday night
Drunk on horseback like a boss
Went joy-riding on Bifrost
Came to Midgard and got lost
Last Friday Night
Tried to sit on Hogun’s mace
Volstagg slapped me in the face
Gotta Cinta my Warriors Three
Last Friday night
Probably shook the world tree
Just hope Heimdall didn’t see-e-e-e-e
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
XD
