Dan: Hi every one I’m Dan! I’m Chris McClain’s brother! This season, I’m your host!
And I’m spending my time at a ski, berski resort in Canada with 14 other campers. I’ve been too lazy to check my senarai and check it twice, and I’ve been too busy to see who’s naughty atau nice (Laugh). For this season the challenges will be based on Krismas and winter. The winning money is $100,000,000. So stay tune for the 1st episode of, Total, Drama, Christmas!
        (Theme song)

Dan: Okay, the campers will be ski, berski down from the bahagian, atas of the mountain.
Cathy: Woo hoo!
Dan: Here we go the 1st camper! Aaaaaaaaaaaah what’s your name?
Cathy: Cathy.
Dan: Oh, yeah, Cathy.
Cathy: Okay, why don’t anda know my name?
Dan: Sorry I didn’t check the list.
Cathy: Check it!
Dan: Okay! Oh, there anda are. Wait, you’re not mean. You’re crazy.
Cathy: I just wont anda to check it.
Dan: Okay?
Duncan: Hay, Dan!
Dan: Duncan?
Duncan: Yeah it’s me!
Dan: Wow! You’re on the show?
Duncan: Yeah!
Dan: I thought it was all new campers.
Duncan: Well, there are three others from when Chris was here.
Dan: Who are they?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Dan: Oh.
Cathy: Is any of them Issy?
Duncan: I don’t know. Why?
Cathy: I just like follow in her foot steps. See my hair? It’s orange!
Duncan: What is it suppose to be?
Cathy: Green!
Duncan: Good to Know.
Dan: Okay, seterusnya is supposed to be Emily. But where is she?
Duncan: Maybe she got ran over sejak a reindeer.
Cathy: (Laugh)
Samantha: Yippee!
Dan: Are anda Emily?
Samantha: No I’m Samantha.
Dan: But you’re right after Emily and Mandy!
Samantha: Oh, Emily ran into a pokok and Mandy is helping her.
Cathy: Is she okay?
Samantha: I don’t know. But I hope she’s not.
Cathy: Why?
Samantha: Because she was really mean to the ski loge guy.
Cathy: Oh.
Dan: Samantha, did anda see anyone else get ready to go down.
Samantha: This really hot boy named……………..
Dan: Jake.
Samantha: No, Mike.
Dan: But it says Jake is hot.
Samantha: Well, he’s the hottest boy I saw.
Dan: Did anda see a Jake?
Samantha: No. Hay, look there’s Mike!
Mike: hay what’s up dudes and duvets!
Dan: hay the party dude is here!
Mike: Hi!
Samantha: Hi!
Mike: Hay, did anda see that girl that got ran into that tree?
Samantha: Yeah!
Mike: What was her name? Ummmmmmmmm, Emilya?
Samantha: Emily.
Mike: Yeah, Emily.
Courtney: Woo hoo!
Dan: Courtney, What’s up?
Courtney: Just going to win!
Samantha: Oh, and who berkata that anda will win?
Courtney: My lawyers.
Samantha: Great.
Dan: Okay will anyone tell me when Emily and Mandy is going to be here.
Courtney: Is Mandy the girl that ran into a tree?
Samantha: She is the girl that is helping Emily, which ran into a tree.
Courtney: No one is helping her.
Samantha: What?
Mandy: Yeah, this is the life!
Dan: Please tell me you’re Mandy atau Emily.
Mandy: No.
Dan: Oh, okay.
Mandy: Just kidding, I’m Mandy!
Dan: Oh, hi Mandy!
Mandy: Move!
(Confection Room) Courtney: And I thought I was mean. She is so goanna ruin my chances of winning this season!
Cathy: Hay, Mandy, is Emily okay?
Mandy: She should be here soon.
Cathy: Oh, okay.
Emily: Hi, Dan.
Dan: Are anda Emily?
Emily: Of course I am.
Mandy: Hay!
Emily: Hay, thanks for helping me.
Mandy: It’s okay.
Dan: I can tell who that is.
Duncan: A big snow ball?
Dan: Who can’t stay on a ski?
Cathy: Tyler?
Dan: No!
Courtney: Owen!
Dan: Yep!
Owen: Watch out!
Dan: (Dodge)
Owen: (Hites every one)
Dan: Strike! That was amsing Owen!
Owen: Thankes!
Mandy: Look it’s hotness!
Dan: That most be Jake! Yes, yes it is.
Emily: Oh my!
Cathy: Wow!
Mandy: Yikes!
Owen: Woo!
Dan: hay Jake!
Jake: Hay!
Dan: Chris told me that he piked anda for your looks.
Jake: Thats fine.
Girls + Owen: Wow!
Dan: Hay, look it’s Ben!
Ben: Hay, everyo.................................... (Falls off ski)
Dan: I thought anda were the spots dude?
Ben: I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Dan: Riiiiiiiiight.
Ben: What? I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Ben: What?
Dan: Everyone it’s Cory!
Cory: hay ladieis!
Girls: Hay!
Cory: So, witch one of anda wont to go out with me?
Girls: Grose!
Cory: What?
Duncan: Dude at you’ll never get a girl.
Cory: But they are making out! (See Mike and Samantha making out)
Duncan: It was Cinta at first sight.
Cory: Man!
Dan: hay everyone its Sara!
Sara: Wow!
Jake: Well thank you.
Sara: No, not you, Him.
Ben: Me?
Sara: Yes you.
Ben: Oh, thanks.
Cathy: Okay, there is sopose to four campers from first seson. There is only three.
Dan: Chill Cathy, there are still 2 lebih campers left.
Cathy: Oh.
Ethan: Yippee!
Dan: It’s Ethan! hay dude!
Ethan: Hay.
Dan: Okay, I know your a utama schooling kid. But don’t be Ezekeole.
Ethan: Okay.
Cathy: Where is Issy!
Issy: Right here!
Cathy: Issy.
Dan: Iss................................. (Get’s pushed sejak Cathy)
Cathy: Issy, It’s so nice to meet you!
Issy: Are anda in my peminat club.
Cathy: Number 1!
Issy: Your Cathy?
Cathy: Yes!
Issy: Well, it’s so nice to meet you.
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dan: Okay follow me!

Dan: Okay, are anda wonting to see what team anda are on?
All: Yes!
Dan: Okay here’s the first team, Duncan,Courtney, Samantha, Mike, Ethan, Ben, and Mandy. Okay, anda guys are the Reindeers? Okay, team 2, Owen, Issy, Cathy, Emily, Cory, Jake, and Sara. anda guys are the Santa!
Owen: Wow, I’m a Santa!
Dan: Okay the cabins are out there. The name of your team will be on your cabin. See anda in an hour.
Duncan: Great a hike in the cold, snowy, woods. Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(See Samantha and Mike Ciuman and walking in front of them)
Cory: Wow!
Ethan: Is that even possible.
Jake: No clue.
Cathy: Yippee!
Issy: Wow, your good!
Cathy: I know.
Emily: Will, anda two kids stop playing and come on?!?!
Cathy + Issy: Okay!

Mike: I made it.
Courtney: Me to.
Duncan+ Ethan + Jake: Mad it!
Ethan: I’m not uses to Walking that much.
Duncan: Why?
Ethan: Well, I’m utama schooled in the country.
Duncan: Well, don’t anda work at a farm.
Ethan: No, my uncle dose that.
Duncan: Oh, Okay.
Issy + Cathy: Woo hoo!
Cathy: We made it!
Duncan: Chef?
Mr. Hachette: Who called me chef?!?!
Duncan: Me
Mr. Hachette: Well, anda know what Duncan!
Duncan: What?
Mr. Hachette: My name is now Mr. Hachette! anda hear me solder?!?!
Duncan: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: Good!
Duncan: So why are anda here?
Mr. Hachette: Well my daughter was hal naik eretan, menaiki kereta yang ditarik down that bukit over there.
Duncan: Oh.
Samantha: Oh, who are you?
Dona: Dona.
Samantha: Well, aren’t anda adorable.
Dona: (Punches Samantha) Never call me adorable again! anda hear me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes maim!
Dona: Yes sir! anda call me a sir! anda arnab me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes sir!
Dona: Good
Duncan: Mr. Hachette’s daughter, right?
Dona: In the flesh!
Duncan: Great.
Ben: Wow, look at the cabin!
Reindeers: Wow!
Duncan this is amazing.
Courtney: I think I like Dan better than Chris.
Duncan: Me too
Courtney: Even thou there related I think they are nothing alike.
Duncan: I’m with you!
Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Duncan: What was that?
Ben: It sounded like Sara!
Duncan: Oh I don’t care.
Ben: Well I do!
Duncan: But she’s on the other team!
Ben: I don’t care!
Duncan: Team.
Reindeers: What?
Duncan: If we lose a challenge we vote off Ben.
Ethan: Why?
Duncan: Because he likes Sara.
Ethan: How do anda know?
Duncan: He’s helping her.
Ethan: Oh, okay.
Duncan: Are anda with me?
Reindeers: Yes!

Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ben: Sara are anda o……………………………………… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, a cockroach!
Emily: Wow what a man! (Step on cockroach) There!
Ben: Thank anda soooooooooooooo much Emily (Hugs Emily)
Sara: Oh no, anda do not hug my boyfriend!
Emily: Boy friend?
Cory: Boyfriend?
Ben: Boyfriend.
Sara: Yeah he’s my boyfriend. And anda don’t touch him.
Ben: Well, I got to go.
Sara: Well, Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Emily: If they say hi one lebih time, I’m going to barf!
Ben: Buy! (Emily Barfs)
Emily: Told you!

Duncan: Where were you?
Ben: I was at the Santas’ cabin.
Ethan: Oh dude, we are going to vote anda of.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Why?
Ethan: Because anda like Sara.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Well, I broke up with her.
Duncan: anda did?
Ben: Yep.
(Confession room) Ben: Of course I lied. It’s the only way to win.
Samantha: So we don’t vote anda off.
Duncan: Nop, we don’t!

Emily: So, anda are boyfriend and girlfriends with Ben.
Sara: Yeah, so what?!?!
Emily: Well because I’m voting off you!
Sara: Well, I don’t care! I vote off you!
Owen: Um, guys, we haven’t even had a challenge yet.
Emily: If we ever lose.
Sara: Yeah.
Emily: So, who with me?
Owen: I’m with Sara!
Issy: If Owen’s with Sara, I’m with Sara!
Cathy: So am I!
Emily: What about anda two?
Jake: I’m with you, Emily!
Emily: Cory?
Cory: The hot one!
Emily: Oh thank you!
Cory: No, not you, Sara!
Emily: Oh who needs anda four!
(Confession Room) Sara: Standing up to Emily, that’s unthinkable! Emily: Oh who needs them! I can handle myself!
Emily: So, there we go.
Sara: Buy.
Emily: Buy.
Dan: Okay every one, come to the kitchen! Now!

Mr. Hachette: Okay, anda eat when I tell anda to eat! anda take a break when I tell anda to break atau Dan tells anda to do a challenge! If anda disobey any of the rules, anda will run ten laps around this whole resort! anda hear me?!?!
All: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: anda will listen to me and my daughter, Dona!
Samantha: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, get that beast away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara: What do anda mean beast?
Samantha: I mean a beas…………………………
Dona: (cry)
Mr. Hachette: Do anda see what anda did?!?!You made my little girl cry! Now anda give me ten laps around the resort!
Samantha: But sh………………….
Mr. Hachette: No buts!
Duncan: (laugh) He berkata Butt!
Mr. Hachette: anda to!
Duncan: What?!
Mr. Hachette: Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Okay, every one time for the challenge!
Mr. Hachette: anda two are lucky!
Duncan: Let’s go!

Duncan: So what’s the challenge?
Dan: Snowball fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    To Be Continued………………………………

Dan: seterusnya time!

Cory: Though Owen!
Mike: Samantha watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Samantha get’s hit sejak ball)
Mike: Samantha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Is she going to be okay Doc.?
Doc.: I don’t know.

(Confession Room) Owen: I’m a bad man! Mike: Why her why not me!

Duncan: Is Mike okay.

Mr. Hachette: Ten laps around the resort!
Mike: No!
Mr. Hachette: What did anda say?
Mike: I berkata no!

Mike: I can’t do the challenge any more!
Courtney: Why?
Mike: Because of Samantha that’s why!

Dan: And the winning team is……..the……………………………..

Dan: seterusnya time!