The white glow of the sun rose above the sea and shined into my bedroom window, with so much force the curtain acted like it wasn’t there. I quickly got changed and opened my blinds, standing there for a moment, like life was carefree, and without a single spark of worry, I breathed in the smell of pine outside my window, I saw the light of the sun that was the perfect shade of gold, and the whole garden seemed to be vivid with life.
“HEY SOFIE!! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!”
I was jerked out of my little Fantasi and back into the real world. The horror!
Then ... it suddenly rained down on me.
Prom!
Crap, crap, crap! The hari of the school prom was in less than three hours.. And I haven’t found anyone to go with. Yet. Well, psh. Many guys had already asked me. I just berkata no. Well, not really since technically that isn’t allowed. I just ran to the girls tandas, bilik air for the rest of the day. And risk my grades. And survive under the stare of the teachers. And murmuring. And,
Yuri? Are anda okay, sweetie? Do anda want me to call your mom, honey?
I survived, though! Life was pretty and bright and happy! In the girls washroom. Staring at the boring old pattern of the ugly dinding all day.
Sighing, I got dressed, and headed downstairs to where my friends, Sofie, Konata, Mikuru, Akane, Penny, and Shampoo were combing their hair and giggling and making,
ooh, don’t I look just adorable faces. We lived in a hotel, so that figured.. It was owned sejak my father. No guys in the hotel, obviously. Sheesh.
Akane was chasing Sofie around. “Give me back my brush. GIVE IT TO ME!”
Sofie squealed and looked to me. “Yuri, help me!”
I groaned and faced them all.
“Aren’t anda gonna get dressed?” I put my hands on my hips.
“We are dressed!” Shampoo squealed. “Look!”
Akane nodded, leaving Sofie for a second. “Yeah. I’m trying to tie this ribbon into my hair.”
Mikuru giggled. “I’m dressed for sure,” she whispered, looking at herself in the mirror again.
It was Sofie who made the decision. “Hey, Yuri’s not dressed,” she berkata to the other girls. “Let’s get her!”
No way, I repeated in my head, backing away.
About two saat later, I was sprawled on the carpet, in a dainty silk white dress decorated with pearls and small merah jambu diamonds. Eww. I hated girly things. I mean, I liked to dress fashionable, but a miniskirt was the farthest I’d ever go. No long flowing dresses for me. And yet, what was the clothing item that covered me? A long, flowing dress. Go figure.
I didn’t bother changing, because I knew they were going to do this again.
“I’m not even going,” I said, irritated. “Why does it matter what anda wear?”
“You ARE going,” Sofie corrected.
“With us,” Mikuru chimed in. Penny nodded, and so did Akane.
I frowned, but I nodded. “So who are anda guys going with?” I asked lamely, but it was mostly to make sure that I didn’t get a diamond sewn into my hair atau something.
Sofie nodded eagerly. “Ranma,” she happily replied.
“My boyfriend,” Penny said. “Naturally.”
Mikuru blushed, but everyone already knew who she was going with.
Akane just shrugged. “Ryoga, I guess.” She didn’t like him. After all this time, she still didn’t believe that he was P-chan.
Shampoo scowled at Sofie. “You steal him from me,” she berkata in her Chinese accent.
“Great,” I said, with zero enthusiasm in my voice. But then, something else occurred to me.
I blinked. “Hey, guys,” I started. “Just out of curiosity – what if someone does ask me? What will I say? ‘No, sorry, I’m going out with Sofie, Mikuru, and ...?’”
Laughing, Sofie fell to the ground. “Yeah, do that.”
Penny giggled. “That sounds charming.”
“Sure does,” Mikuru said.
We all looked at the girl who hadn’t berkata a word since I’d come in.
“Konata?” I asked. “Why are anda so quiet?”
Kona-chan was wearing a dress that looked about twice her size. She lifted up her sleeve. “Can’t anda see?”
Sofie giggled. “Ohh. Cut off the rims,” she suggested.
“No way!” Konata demanded passionately. “They’re pretty!”
“Ah crap, we’re late,” Penny broke in.
So then, we headed out the front door. (Well, I tried, anyway. I’d rather not talk about it.)
--
We left for school, in our ugly normal Anime girl school uniforms. In about an hour, we’d be dancing with ... people.
Except for me...
I’d be dancing with a pole.
Even worse...
A guy who thinks he’s a pole. I REFUSE TO MENTION WHO.
“HEY SOFIE!! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!”
I was jerked out of my little Fantasi and back into the real world. The horror!
Then ... it suddenly rained down on me.
Prom!
Crap, crap, crap! The hari of the school prom was in less than three hours.. And I haven’t found anyone to go with. Yet. Well, psh. Many guys had already asked me. I just berkata no. Well, not really since technically that isn’t allowed. I just ran to the girls tandas, bilik air for the rest of the day. And risk my grades. And survive under the stare of the teachers. And murmuring. And,
Yuri? Are anda okay, sweetie? Do anda want me to call your mom, honey?
I survived, though! Life was pretty and bright and happy! In the girls washroom. Staring at the boring old pattern of the ugly dinding all day.
Sighing, I got dressed, and headed downstairs to where my friends, Sofie, Konata, Mikuru, Akane, Penny, and Shampoo were combing their hair and giggling and making,
ooh, don’t I look just adorable faces. We lived in a hotel, so that figured.. It was owned sejak my father. No guys in the hotel, obviously. Sheesh.
Akane was chasing Sofie around. “Give me back my brush. GIVE IT TO ME!”
Sofie squealed and looked to me. “Yuri, help me!”
I groaned and faced them all.
“Aren’t anda gonna get dressed?” I put my hands on my hips.
“We are dressed!” Shampoo squealed. “Look!”
Akane nodded, leaving Sofie for a second. “Yeah. I’m trying to tie this ribbon into my hair.”
Mikuru giggled. “I’m dressed for sure,” she whispered, looking at herself in the mirror again.
It was Sofie who made the decision. “Hey, Yuri’s not dressed,” she berkata to the other girls. “Let’s get her!”
No way, I repeated in my head, backing away.
About two saat later, I was sprawled on the carpet, in a dainty silk white dress decorated with pearls and small merah jambu diamonds. Eww. I hated girly things. I mean, I liked to dress fashionable, but a miniskirt was the farthest I’d ever go. No long flowing dresses for me. And yet, what was the clothing item that covered me? A long, flowing dress. Go figure.
I didn’t bother changing, because I knew they were going to do this again.
“I’m not even going,” I said, irritated. “Why does it matter what anda wear?”
“You ARE going,” Sofie corrected.
“With us,” Mikuru chimed in. Penny nodded, and so did Akane.
I frowned, but I nodded. “So who are anda guys going with?” I asked lamely, but it was mostly to make sure that I didn’t get a diamond sewn into my hair atau something.
Sofie nodded eagerly. “Ranma,” she happily replied.
“My boyfriend,” Penny said. “Naturally.”
Mikuru blushed, but everyone already knew who she was going with.
Akane just shrugged. “Ryoga, I guess.” She didn’t like him. After all this time, she still didn’t believe that he was P-chan.
Shampoo scowled at Sofie. “You steal him from me,” she berkata in her Chinese accent.
“Great,” I said, with zero enthusiasm in my voice. But then, something else occurred to me.
I blinked. “Hey, guys,” I started. “Just out of curiosity – what if someone does ask me? What will I say? ‘No, sorry, I’m going out with Sofie, Mikuru, and ...?’”
Laughing, Sofie fell to the ground. “Yeah, do that.”
Penny giggled. “That sounds charming.”
“Sure does,” Mikuru said.
We all looked at the girl who hadn’t berkata a word since I’d come in.
“Konata?” I asked. “Why are anda so quiet?”
Kona-chan was wearing a dress that looked about twice her size. She lifted up her sleeve. “Can’t anda see?”
Sofie giggled. “Ohh. Cut off the rims,” she suggested.
“No way!” Konata demanded passionately. “They’re pretty!”
“Ah crap, we’re late,” Penny broke in.
So then, we headed out the front door. (Well, I tried, anyway. I’d rather not talk about it.)
--
We left for school, in our ugly normal Anime girl school uniforms. In about an hour, we’d be dancing with ... people.
Except for me...
I’d be dancing with a pole.
Even worse...
A guy who thinks he’s a pole. I REFUSE TO MENTION WHO.
chris:last time on total drama dynamite..geoff blew up the kitchen,then got elimnated,but got one last Ciuman from aydan,on the cooking challange...who will get voted off today?only 8 contestants left:kari,trent,duncan,kate,aydan,selena,nicole, and megan.find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the contestants:today's challange:skydiving!anyone who chickens out loses,and gets eliminated!got that?!
everyone:yeah fine sure whatever...
chris shrugged:close enough...
kari your up first!
she jumped.
chris:next is duncan!
he jumped.
chris:next is kate!
she jumped.
chris:next is aydan!
she jumped.
chris:next is selena!
she jumped.
chris:next is nicole!
she jumped.
chris:next is megan!
chris:next is trent!
trent gulped:I'm not jumping..
chris:bye buddy..
kari kissed him one last time.
chris:who will get voted off seterusnya time?!find out seterusnya time on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the contestants:today's challange:skydiving!anyone who chickens out loses,and gets eliminated!got that?!
everyone:yeah fine sure whatever...
chris shrugged:close enough...
kari your up first!
she jumped.
chris:next is duncan!
he jumped.
chris:next is kate!
she jumped.
chris:next is aydan!
she jumped.
chris:next is selena!
she jumped.
chris:next is nicole!
she jumped.
chris:next is megan!
chris:next is trent!
trent gulped:I'm not jumping..
chris:bye buddy..
kari kissed him one last time.
chris:who will get voted off seterusnya time?!find out seterusnya time on total drama dynamite!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants:kari,trent,nicole,duncan,megan,aydan, geoff,kate,selena,and justin arrived.their first challange:climbing up mt.chrismore!justin was elimnated because he fell off because pretty boy was too focused on his looks.figures...anyways,who will get voted off today find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the challangers:today's challange:cooking!the one with the best dish wins!I will be the judge!and if they don't blow up the kitchen!geoff blew up the kitchen.
chris:cough,cough anda are elimnated!
aydan kissed geoff on last time.
chris:aww....
he shoved geoff.
chris:who will be voted off seterusnya time?!find out seterusnya time on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the challangers:today's challange:cooking!the one with the best dish wins!I will be the judge!and if they don't blow up the kitchen!geoff blew up the kitchen.
chris:cough,cough anda are elimnated!
aydan kissed geoff on last time.
chris:aww....
he shoved geoff.
chris:who will be voted off seterusnya time?!find out seterusnya time on total drama dynamite!
Penny had been picked to fight heather in a challenge. She decided she would fight with her menanggung, bear hands. The fighting began. Heather immediately tried to pull penny's hair. Penny's body was shaking with anticipation to seriously do some damage to the Queen bee, maybe even kill her. Heather slapped her round the face. This set her off. She wasn't about to get her keldai kicked sejak this biatch! She pulled out her gun and shot heather. The bang silenced everyone as they looked at Penny-now a killer-in shock
chris;ok,jakie left for an early vaca,so,im not gonna tunjuk your days off on TV
zoe:why?
chris:its getting boring.
katie:oh,so anda saying our lives are boring?!
chris:yes. Todays subjcct will be PE,now, og eat your breakfast and meet chef in the field.
chef:okay!today,i want switch some people on the teams.zoe,youll switch with jared.
brooke:yeah!!!
trent:oh,damn it.
zoe:why?
chef:why not?denise,youll switch with,with sumer.
cc brooke:great,we Lost are smartest player!wait,shes not good at sports,so,shell get voted off,no noe will have her,then!
cc sumer:no!im on the different team as trent!no!
chef:ok,now that thats all done,we will begin
zoe:why?
chris:its getting boring.
katie:oh,so anda saying our lives are boring?!
chris:yes. Todays subjcct will be PE,now, og eat your breakfast and meet chef in the field.
chef:okay!today,i want switch some people on the teams.zoe,youll switch with jared.
brooke:yeah!!!
trent:oh,damn it.
zoe:why?
chef:why not?denise,youll switch with,with sumer.
cc brooke:great,we Lost are smartest player!wait,shes not good at sports,so,shell get voted off,no noe will have her,then!
cc sumer:no!im on the different team as trent!no!
chef:ok,now that thats all done,we will begin
kari was snowboarding waiting for everyone else to wake up.
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my roti bakar kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my roti bakar kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!
brooke:*sees note* met me in the woods,duncan.okay.
gwen:*sitting under a tree*
duncan:hey
gwen:oh,hey
duncan:what are anda doing?
gwen:nothin,you
duncan:waiting for brooke to come.
gwen:okay,*sigh*
duncan:whats wrong?
gwen:i heard trent was gonna ask me out again,and,i might have berkata yes,and sumer already asked him and he berkata yes.
duncan:if he liked you,he would have berkata no
gwen:youre right.
duncan:*put arm around gwen*
gwen:thanks for cheering me up.
DUNCAN:no prob.
look at the pic to see what happens next.
brooke:duncan?duncan,i got your HUH!*tears run down face*
chris:oh,no. what will happen next?find out after the break!
now i know the pic is stuck,here the link.
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