*at Trent and Courtneys wedding*
Trent: theres something I have to tell you
Courtney: what is it?
Trent: *takes out gitar and starts playing*
Courtney: *stands there listening*
Trent: I'm dating tyler!
Courtney: your dating tyler?? well Im dating Bridgette!
*Camera goes to Bridgette*
Bridgette: yeah shes dating bridgette backstage, at my concert, at locker at school and beyond!
Bridgette: Im also dating DJ!
*Camera goes to DJ*
DJ: Yeah boy she dating DJ too!
DJ: anda know what time it is cause Im dating Beth too!
*Camera goes to Beth*
Beth: Yeah I know but its true DJ dates me to
Justin: and I swapped with that intern and he swapped with that dude
Beth, Justin, Intern: and were all dating Owen!
*Camera goes to Owen*
Owen: Ohhh yeahhh there dating owen and Im dating duncan!
*Camera goes to duncan*
Duncan: When I get really mad, I start dating Geoff!
*Camera goes to Geoff*
Geoff: this might sound wrong but its true Im dating Sierra too!
*Camera goes to Sierra*
Sierra: Ding Dong!
Cody: whos that ringing on my bell?
Sierra: The Chick whos dating geoff
Sierra: thats G-E-O-F-F! and I like his ass
Cody: thats really great cause Im dating Alejandro!
*Camera goes to Alejandro*
Alejandro: dating alejandro aint that a pity cause im dating those chicks who dont look pretty
*Camera goes to Sadie and Katie*
Sadie: he dates the not so pretty girls?
Katie: but I wonder if he would get jelous if he knew we were dating the nerd with the utility belt
*Camera goes to Harold*
Harold: There all dating harold, having makan malam, majlis makan malam at my nerd cave and my holy nerd house
Harold: wtf Im dating heather!
*Camera goes to heather*
Heather: He's dating heather! and Im dating Lindsay!
*Camera goes to lindsay*
Lindsay: Everyone tarikh me and I tarikh them back anda see!
Lindsay: even the guy with the bad hair cut
*Camera goes to Ezekiel*
Ezekiel: call it *flips a coin* heads Im dating noah
*Camera goes to Noah*
Noah: Im dating eva cause she's so fine
*Camera goes to Eva*
Eva: yeah noah dates me once again but Im also dating chris!
*Camera goes to chris*
Chris: I am handsome and I am cool that why I tarikh those kids from high school!
*Camera goes to everybody*
Trent: tarikh me!
Bridgette: no tarikh me!
Sierra: no me!!!!
*Camera fades to black*
(Based of the tarikh song from Disaster movie)