Calling the computer company
tourettes guy:YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! PISSS! GO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Bird in the house
Tourettes guy: i don't hate gays. But if some faggot ever tries to touch me.......
His son:DAD DAD DAD!
T.G:WHAT!
His son:theres a bird in the house.
T.g:what do anda mean a bird!?
Son:it just flew in right when i opened the door.
T.G:HOLY SHIT!

Brushing his teeth
*knocking on the door* ASS!
2. PISS 3.Wait a minit anda dick brushing my teeth.4.MUTHUFUCKU I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Fuck you! *when done he goes to the door* OH SHIIT!

Drive through
I want some biggie fries and some shit,TO DRINK!

Neighbors with loud music
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! *throws bir bottle at the wall*PIECE OF SHIT!