The great snake god was having problems feeding his family. They were true vegetarians and were not going to eat meat, thankyou very much – never mind become cannibals. His family did have some strange ideas. The only other places he knew of that housed water and vegetation was the land of the dinosaurs. Granted, he was a lot bigger than the dinosaurs, but they had a lot of land. They would have to learn to share some hari – just because they were ‘the most fearsome creatures ever to roam the planet’ it didn’t mean they could disobey the commandments of Mother Nature, the head god (or goddess?). It took him a long time to reach the vast valley of the dinasauratic kingdom. He travelled many days and nights without Makanan atau water. sejak the time he reached the land of the Dinosaur he was hungry, parched and completely exhausted. He needed them to agree.

The dinasaurs were lazing about sejak the water hole, sunbathing, when they noticed a long sausage-like shape coming towards them. As it got nearer it became clear what it was. The dinasaurs cowered away - all that is exept the king's son Romono. He was a tiny, blue triceratops and was looking up at the snake with great interest.
"I wish to see your leader." The snake berkata boldly.
"I am here." A voice came from behind a bush. He was also a T-Tops, but green.
"I have come for Makanan and water, I need to feed my family. anda wouldn't mind sharing a bit would you, sejak any chance? " berkata the snake. " -Your Magesty." he added hastily.
"I think not. Dinasaurs, prepare the sacrifice table." the king was - as anda can see - a very tight-fisted sort of guy. That, on bahagian, atas of great greed brings terrible things.
*****
"That was a quick change of mind!" Exclaimed Addenhime (the snake).
"Well, I was rather hard on you, dear fellow!" The dinasaur king, Juranten admitted.
"I am very grateful, anda know."
"We'll expect anda at the sacrifice ceromony in-" Juranten consulted his watch and chain "-half an hour."
"But Dad," Romono berkata "there is no sacrifice; it's Tuesday."
"I'll explain later son."
*****
"Mama, when will Papa come back? I'm hungry" Agnes asked her mother.
"Yeah, we haven't eaten in ages, Gillian." berkata Muyet.
"It's Mama to you, cheeky!" Gillian snapped.
"But seriously," Muyet berkata "us snakes aren't used to being kept waiting."
"Look, your Pa will come back when he's found some food."
"But he hasn't phoned in ages!" Muyet persisted. sejak this point, Agnes had drifted off to play with her anak patung and could be heard Singing 'Yankee Doodle' in that weedly, whiney voice of hers.
"Well, ring him then." Gillian suggested, trying not to lose her patience.
"Yankeeeee dooooodle came too townnnnnnnn" Agnes screeched.
"He won't pick up!" Muyet was starting to get annoyed now.
"AAaaaaaa rideeeng oooooon aaaa poneeeeeeeeeee!"
"Well I don't know then!" Gillian yelled. The two could hardly be heard above Agnes' Singing - if anda could call it that.
"Heeeee stuuuckkk aaa feather innn his capppp"
"If he dosen't come back soon, we go and find him!" Muyet was about to lose it.
"Give him till sunset!" Gillian shouted.
"Aaaaand caaaalled ittt maaacaron-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
*****
"You see, son, those snakes are not to be trusted. We need to tunjuk him who's boss!" Juranten told his son.
"But Dad," Romono berkata "he was kind to us all those years lalu and he won't turn the other cheek again. Besides - it's mean!"
"Hush son. Do as I say." Juranten scolded.
Addenhime heard snippets of the conversation, but he knew it was too late. But he did not know that Muyet was also listening...
*****
Two dinasaurs marched (or tried to. I mean, what did anda expect? He's a snake for gods sake!) Addenhime through the jeering crowd up to the sacrifice table. On his way past, Addenhime saw Romono, the prince and only heir to the throne. He beamed at him and Romono smiled shyly. One of the dinasaurs that was walking him up the bukit towards the sacrifice meja, jadual pushed him and told him to get a alih on. Addenhime stumbled and rolled over. He was forced to carry on. Teradaptlls were circling overhead, against the grey sky.