Chapter 2
Honey, yenoh
“Finally!” I yell as I run to the parking lot, and jump into the waiting arms of my lovely boyfriend, Ryler.
“Well…someone missed me.” Ryler berkata smirking.
“Shut up,” I say. “It was horrible, being away from anda and freedom, boundaries limits. Why did summer have to end?!”
Ryler shrugs. “Everything comes to an end, come on, let’s get anda home. Where are the gal’s?”
I smile. “Beth’s getting a ride from Grey, Sage is Ali’s support on the bus, and I…am with you.”
Ryler grinned. “Always.”
“Mom! Dad! How lovely to see you!” I yell, surprising them both sejak attacking them in a hug.
I was a bit peeved when Ryler had to drop me off to go back to his school campus, but I knew to be better. He’s in college, a level worse than high school, college will be the end of me.
“Lovely to see to anda too, pumpkin.” Dad says, patting my wild mane affectionately.
I know this is the first time I’ve mentioned my father, daddy, the man who created me. And for that I’m really sorry, anda missed out on a lot. Dad’s always busy, like above mom level busy, which is busy. He’s usually on these stupid business trips his horrible boss makes him go on, but dad always finds a way to come back early without getting into trouble.
Dad looks pretty good for his age, he’s in his early forty’s, but if anda were to see him you’d say late 20’s atau early 30’s. And his personality makes him seem even lebih young. My dad is a very loveable person, you’d fall in Cinta with him the moment he opened his mouth, whether it was to laugh, talk, atau even cough. He was just that type of person.
“As always for you, papap.” I joke squeezing him. “I thought anda had a business trip.”
“Gave it to Linda,” dad replied. “I’m cutting off my business trips to spend lebih time with anda little rascals.”
Mom shook her head, but was grinning. “It was only five trips.”
Dad sighed. “And a thousand months in a place I didn’t want to be, *sigh*, what’s a Jones’s to do?”
I laughed. “Glad to be seeing lebih of you, the gal’s would be pleased.”
“Your gal’s?! Holy flipping fraternity cow! I haven’t had a good amount of gal’s, how are they? Anyone new?”
I smiled. “Well…this girl named Scotty seemed cool, oh! And dad, anda won’t believed who enrolled to our school!”
Dad had on a sarcastic face. “I won’t believe because I don’t know yet. Your making it sound like I’m stupid, I’m not stupid, I just don’t know.”
Mom rolled her eyes, and slapped dad playfully on the arm. “Shut up, yenoh.”
Yenoh is honey backwards, mom detests using words like honey, sweetie, sweethart, baby, because she felt the term was overused in couples. She didn’t want to be a boring copy of other’s relationships, using the same lovey dovey words and whatnot. So they gave their terms of endearment a little twist, literally, honey, sweethart, sweetie, baby, etc., there all in reversed. So might as well get used to it. I know it’s going to sound weird, but you’ll get used to it. Like I said, we Jones’s are crazy, your just going to have to endure our craziness.
“Talia…”
Dad’s eyes popped open, while mom gasped. They leaned towards me in fascinated horror. “No!”
“Yes! And she has a new infatuation, not Grey anymore, who sejak the way is dating Beth.”
Dad yelled something in French, while clutching his hati, tengah-tengah then yelled in English. “I thought I’d never see the day!”
“Who?” Mom asked.
“Cal,” I couldn’t keep the smugness out of my voice. Mom and dad had shocked faces that berkata ‘wow’, and they both shook their heads.
“What has happened to everything I used to know?” Dad asked.
Mom laughed. “Game changer!”
Dad nodded. “A real huge one, well pumpkin, tell the gal’s I berkata hi, oh and I Cinta anda Pampkin. And I’ll be seeing Ryler soon.”
“Dad!” I whined. “He’s a Adam’s roommate, and friend!”
“That’s what worries me,” dad muttered. “But as long as he’s not Cal…love ya two.”
And with that he started to skip to the dapur to raid the cabinets for twizzers.
Mom rolled her eyes at him. “He’s super hyper today, don’t mind him. Cinta ya, Sugar bub!”
Mom turns to follow dad into the dapur and I go up to my room, humming a song, a silly song of course. I throw my backpack on the floor and go to my computer, I know it’s pointless but I just had to know the goings on.
First I went to Cal, whose page was about as interesting as a wall, then I went to Meredith’s who telah diposkan things about her ‘oh so new sejuk awesome life with her super hot new boyfriend’. There were pictures and it looked like Meredith had weaseled her way into popularity again, but it won’t be affecting us.
I go to people’s other’s face book’s, and I almost found nothing when one girl mentioned a school returns party at some kid’s place named Gerinu Jocovich. I pondered about it…should I…
And as if secretly linked to my mind, my phone rings and I pick it up.
“Did anda hear about the party?” Was her first words.
“Should we?”
“Of course! And anda can bring Ryler! And Adam!”
“No need to say more, tell the gal’s. Were going to PARTY!”
Ali laughed. “Got it, texting the gallies now, go get your bf, and our butter, were going to a party.”
I sigh. “A new memory to my beloved document SUP, Steel Unicorn Pinky.”
I closed the phone to Ali’s lively laughing.
Chapter 3
The slap heard around the world
“I still don’t wanna go,” Beth says, glancing at the house. “Flashbacks of a boring party, with barely any water, and…other things!”
Ryler looked at me with a raised eyebrow, and I squeezed his hand, smiling. “Get used to the whiny precious, your gonna get an earload of it.”
Ryler laughed as Beth scowled at me.
“Oh so I’m precious,” Ryler said. “Then that makes anda charming.”
Beth glanced out the window, groaning. “I’m getting a headache.”
“Aspirin for the soul,” Ali yelled from the front seat, with Sage repeating.
“Do any of anda even have aspirin?” Beth challenged.
Ryler raised his free hand. “I do,” he dug into his pocket. “I’ve been to parties like this, you’ll need a few.”
“Thanks,” Beth berkata as Ali parked her car. “Here goes nothing.”
We all slowly filed out the car, and a few saat later Adam’s car appeared and parked seterusnya to Ali’s, he got out of the car grinning. “Let’s crash!”
“Alright, I’m going to look for Grey,” Beth responded, blowing us a Ciuman before entering the house, I following her seeing to it that she wouldn’t enter the house alone. With Ryler’s hand closed around mine, and Beth on one side of me, I felt way lebih calmer than the first time I went to a party like this exact one. People were less annoying, and the Muzik wasn’t as loud, with Ryler sejak my side, I felt invincible. A few minit later found us dancing once again in what I assumed and hoped was the dance room. It was fun, and a bit crazy.
Adam sighed. “Have to use the bathroom.” He looked at Ryler. “You?”
Ryler sighed. “Me too.”
“Okay, precious, see anda soon. We’ll get drinks.” I stood up on the tiptoes of my feet to give him a small peck on the lips, and then was dragged off sejak the gal’s to the kitchen.
“Eww!” We all yelled at the same time, as if practiced. The dapur was disgusting, ugly, disgugly! Ali carefully walked through the pile of ugh, and got us selamat, peti deposit keselamatan drinks. Her bubbly smile soon faded when she saw something behind her. I turned around to see Chad Holder, the guy that hosted the party we went to last time flirting with this really pretty girl. I don’t know if him and Ali ever dated, but Ali admitted something had happened between them, but insisted it was nothing. All though her face right now told another story as she marched up to the flirtatious boy and gave him a perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan so hard it had the birds in China flying for cover. We all gaped as she walked calmly back towards us with this mega watt smile. “Now that that’s done, let’s go outside.”
And so we did, Sage texting the boys where we were, Beth kneeled in front of Ali, who was sprawled across the grass, looking at the sky blankly. Ali…what was that about?” She asked quietly.
Ali let out a humorless laugh. “I didn’t think I liked him, I’m sure of it. We hung out a lot, texted each other every day, and then we kissed and he just stopped altogether, I haven’t seen him for awhile, but for him to flirt with another girl and act like nothing happened…”
Sage sighed. “A gal’s worry.”
Ali giggled. “Yeah…”
“Well…” I paused. “He wasn’t good enough for anda anyway, he looked like a distorted leprechaun that had elf ears.”
This time all the gal’s laughed, and I opened my mouth to say something else when another voice cut through.
“Beth!”
Beth turned. “Grey!”
He caught her in a hug and a Ciuman so passionate that the tips of my ears turned red as I looked away. While Sage had that ‘damn’ face on, and Ali was just staring.
“Sorry,” he berkata once he broke the kiss. “But man…I couldn’t even talk to anda in school, stupid school. I heard about the slap heard around the world.”
Ali grinned smugly. “There calling it that.”
Grey nodded. “Nice girl! anda left a mark.”
I burst out laughing. “Did anyone get it on video?”
Grey shook his head. “But a buddy of mind sent me this pic.”
All of us gasped when he showed us the picture.
“Wow,” Beth whispered.
“That is one red mark,” Sage commented.
“Epic,” I said.
Ali smirked. “Better than I thought.”
“Gosh woman,” Ryler berkata as he came up behind me. “You better auction that hand off, it can be a very deadly weapon.”
Adam nodded as he patted my head, rubbing his eyes, “I didn’t even get to wash my hands.”
“Eeep!” I yell as I touch my sacred hair. “ADAM!
“At least we know what’s going to be the talk of the school now.” Ali berkata cheerfully.
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Honey, yenoh
“Finally!” I yell as I run to the parking lot, and jump into the waiting arms of my lovely boyfriend, Ryler.
“Well…someone missed me.” Ryler berkata smirking.
“Shut up,” I say. “It was horrible, being away from anda and freedom, boundaries limits. Why did summer have to end?!”
Ryler shrugs. “Everything comes to an end, come on, let’s get anda home. Where are the gal’s?”
I smile. “Beth’s getting a ride from Grey, Sage is Ali’s support on the bus, and I…am with you.”
Ryler grinned. “Always.”
“Mom! Dad! How lovely to see you!” I yell, surprising them both sejak attacking them in a hug.
I was a bit peeved when Ryler had to drop me off to go back to his school campus, but I knew to be better. He’s in college, a level worse than high school, college will be the end of me.
“Lovely to see to anda too, pumpkin.” Dad says, patting my wild mane affectionately.
I know this is the first time I’ve mentioned my father, daddy, the man who created me. And for that I’m really sorry, anda missed out on a lot. Dad’s always busy, like above mom level busy, which is busy. He’s usually on these stupid business trips his horrible boss makes him go on, but dad always finds a way to come back early without getting into trouble.
Dad looks pretty good for his age, he’s in his early forty’s, but if anda were to see him you’d say late 20’s atau early 30’s. And his personality makes him seem even lebih young. My dad is a very loveable person, you’d fall in Cinta with him the moment he opened his mouth, whether it was to laugh, talk, atau even cough. He was just that type of person.
“As always for you, papap.” I joke squeezing him. “I thought anda had a business trip.”
“Gave it to Linda,” dad replied. “I’m cutting off my business trips to spend lebih time with anda little rascals.”
Mom shook her head, but was grinning. “It was only five trips.”
Dad sighed. “And a thousand months in a place I didn’t want to be, *sigh*, what’s a Jones’s to do?”
I laughed. “Glad to be seeing lebih of you, the gal’s would be pleased.”
“Your gal’s?! Holy flipping fraternity cow! I haven’t had a good amount of gal’s, how are they? Anyone new?”
I smiled. “Well…this girl named Scotty seemed cool, oh! And dad, anda won’t believed who enrolled to our school!”
Dad had on a sarcastic face. “I won’t believe because I don’t know yet. Your making it sound like I’m stupid, I’m not stupid, I just don’t know.”
Mom rolled her eyes, and slapped dad playfully on the arm. “Shut up, yenoh.”
Yenoh is honey backwards, mom detests using words like honey, sweetie, sweethart, baby, because she felt the term was overused in couples. She didn’t want to be a boring copy of other’s relationships, using the same lovey dovey words and whatnot. So they gave their terms of endearment a little twist, literally, honey, sweethart, sweetie, baby, etc., there all in reversed. So might as well get used to it. I know it’s going to sound weird, but you’ll get used to it. Like I said, we Jones’s are crazy, your just going to have to endure our craziness.
“Talia…”
Dad’s eyes popped open, while mom gasped. They leaned towards me in fascinated horror. “No!”
“Yes! And she has a new infatuation, not Grey anymore, who sejak the way is dating Beth.”
Dad yelled something in French, while clutching his hati, tengah-tengah then yelled in English. “I thought I’d never see the day!”
“Who?” Mom asked.
“Cal,” I couldn’t keep the smugness out of my voice. Mom and dad had shocked faces that berkata ‘wow’, and they both shook their heads.
“What has happened to everything I used to know?” Dad asked.
Mom laughed. “Game changer!”
Dad nodded. “A real huge one, well pumpkin, tell the gal’s I berkata hi, oh and I Cinta anda Pampkin. And I’ll be seeing Ryler soon.”
“Dad!” I whined. “He’s a Adam’s roommate, and friend!”
“That’s what worries me,” dad muttered. “But as long as he’s not Cal…love ya two.”
And with that he started to skip to the dapur to raid the cabinets for twizzers.
Mom rolled her eyes at him. “He’s super hyper today, don’t mind him. Cinta ya, Sugar bub!”
Mom turns to follow dad into the dapur and I go up to my room, humming a song, a silly song of course. I throw my backpack on the floor and go to my computer, I know it’s pointless but I just had to know the goings on.
First I went to Cal, whose page was about as interesting as a wall, then I went to Meredith’s who telah diposkan things about her ‘oh so new sejuk awesome life with her super hot new boyfriend’. There were pictures and it looked like Meredith had weaseled her way into popularity again, but it won’t be affecting us.
I go to people’s other’s face book’s, and I almost found nothing when one girl mentioned a school returns party at some kid’s place named Gerinu Jocovich. I pondered about it…should I…
And as if secretly linked to my mind, my phone rings and I pick it up.
“Did anda hear about the party?” Was her first words.
“Should we?”
“Of course! And anda can bring Ryler! And Adam!”
“No need to say more, tell the gal’s. Were going to PARTY!”
Ali laughed. “Got it, texting the gallies now, go get your bf, and our butter, were going to a party.”
I sigh. “A new memory to my beloved document SUP, Steel Unicorn Pinky.”
I closed the phone to Ali’s lively laughing.
Chapter 3
The slap heard around the world
“I still don’t wanna go,” Beth says, glancing at the house. “Flashbacks of a boring party, with barely any water, and…other things!”
Ryler looked at me with a raised eyebrow, and I squeezed his hand, smiling. “Get used to the whiny precious, your gonna get an earload of it.”
Ryler laughed as Beth scowled at me.
“Oh so I’m precious,” Ryler said. “Then that makes anda charming.”
Beth glanced out the window, groaning. “I’m getting a headache.”
“Aspirin for the soul,” Ali yelled from the front seat, with Sage repeating.
“Do any of anda even have aspirin?” Beth challenged.
Ryler raised his free hand. “I do,” he dug into his pocket. “I’ve been to parties like this, you’ll need a few.”
“Thanks,” Beth berkata as Ali parked her car. “Here goes nothing.”
We all slowly filed out the car, and a few saat later Adam’s car appeared and parked seterusnya to Ali’s, he got out of the car grinning. “Let’s crash!”
“Alright, I’m going to look for Grey,” Beth responded, blowing us a Ciuman before entering the house, I following her seeing to it that she wouldn’t enter the house alone. With Ryler’s hand closed around mine, and Beth on one side of me, I felt way lebih calmer than the first time I went to a party like this exact one. People were less annoying, and the Muzik wasn’t as loud, with Ryler sejak my side, I felt invincible. A few minit later found us dancing once again in what I assumed and hoped was the dance room. It was fun, and a bit crazy.
Adam sighed. “Have to use the bathroom.” He looked at Ryler. “You?”
Ryler sighed. “Me too.”
“Okay, precious, see anda soon. We’ll get drinks.” I stood up on the tiptoes of my feet to give him a small peck on the lips, and then was dragged off sejak the gal’s to the kitchen.
“Eww!” We all yelled at the same time, as if practiced. The dapur was disgusting, ugly, disgugly! Ali carefully walked through the pile of ugh, and got us selamat, peti deposit keselamatan drinks. Her bubbly smile soon faded when she saw something behind her. I turned around to see Chad Holder, the guy that hosted the party we went to last time flirting with this really pretty girl. I don’t know if him and Ali ever dated, but Ali admitted something had happened between them, but insisted it was nothing. All though her face right now told another story as she marched up to the flirtatious boy and gave him a perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan so hard it had the birds in China flying for cover. We all gaped as she walked calmly back towards us with this mega watt smile. “Now that that’s done, let’s go outside.”
And so we did, Sage texting the boys where we were, Beth kneeled in front of Ali, who was sprawled across the grass, looking at the sky blankly. Ali…what was that about?” She asked quietly.
Ali let out a humorless laugh. “I didn’t think I liked him, I’m sure of it. We hung out a lot, texted each other every day, and then we kissed and he just stopped altogether, I haven’t seen him for awhile, but for him to flirt with another girl and act like nothing happened…”
Sage sighed. “A gal’s worry.”
Ali giggled. “Yeah…”
“Well…” I paused. “He wasn’t good enough for anda anyway, he looked like a distorted leprechaun that had elf ears.”
This time all the gal’s laughed, and I opened my mouth to say something else when another voice cut through.
“Beth!”
Beth turned. “Grey!”
He caught her in a hug and a Ciuman so passionate that the tips of my ears turned red as I looked away. While Sage had that ‘damn’ face on, and Ali was just staring.
“Sorry,” he berkata once he broke the kiss. “But man…I couldn’t even talk to anda in school, stupid school. I heard about the slap heard around the world.”
Ali grinned smugly. “There calling it that.”
Grey nodded. “Nice girl! anda left a mark.”
I burst out laughing. “Did anyone get it on video?”
Grey shook his head. “But a buddy of mind sent me this pic.”
All of us gasped when he showed us the picture.
“Wow,” Beth whispered.
“That is one red mark,” Sage commented.
“Epic,” I said.
Ali smirked. “Better than I thought.”
“Gosh woman,” Ryler berkata as he came up behind me. “You better auction that hand off, it can be a very deadly weapon.”
Adam nodded as he patted my head, rubbing his eyes, “I didn’t even get to wash my hands.”
“Eeep!” I yell as I touch my sacred hair. “ADAM!
“At least we know what’s going to be the talk of the school now.” Ali berkata cheerfully.
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Chapter 17
Monday
My mom got me a job working st a summer camp. I will be starting Wednesday. Am I looking ke hadapan to getting up early at 8am every morning? Heck no! My mom thinks I will make new friends. I don't think so.
Chapter 18
Wednesday
L. J was at summer camp and he was working there too. It was tons of fun working with him and everything was cool. Until something happened. He kissed me and I like it. Oh and bu the way, this is my last blog. I'm still friendless but at least o have a boyfriend that will always stick sejak my side. My sister Velvet is still being awesome. She will be going to college seterusnya week. I don't think keeping a blog is healthy. I need to communicate with actual people. So this is my last post. Goodbye blog!
Monday
My mom got me a job working st a summer camp. I will be starting Wednesday. Am I looking ke hadapan to getting up early at 8am every morning? Heck no! My mom thinks I will make new friends. I don't think so.
Chapter 18
Wednesday
L. J was at summer camp and he was working there too. It was tons of fun working with him and everything was cool. Until something happened. He kissed me and I like it. Oh and bu the way, this is my last blog. I'm still friendless but at least o have a boyfriend that will always stick sejak my side. My sister Velvet is still being awesome. She will be going to college seterusnya week. I don't think keeping a blog is healthy. I need to communicate with actual people. So this is my last post. Goodbye blog!
Thursday
The book club meeting was held at the mall today. I didn't want to go at first but I soon realized I has nothing better to do. All my Friends hate me. I was going up the escalator when I spotted Tammie, Jennifer and Hazel laughing and glancing at dresses. I don't know what persuaded me to do so but I dashed up the escalator and to them. They instantly stopped laughing when they saw me. Hazel was her usual bratty self. Tammie was being extra annoying and Jennifer actually showed some sign of her missing me. The others didn't like my being here, I guess. Tammie started insulting me and my clothes. I was so hurt that I couldn't think of something clever to say back. Instead I ran away and down the escalator until I reached the book club room. sejak this time, I was so distraught and in tears that I didn't even want to go to the stupid meeting. I wastes time wondering around the hall. I didn't want to be near anyone.
The book club meeting was held at the mall today. I didn't want to go at first but I soon realized I has nothing better to do. All my Friends hate me. I was going up the escalator when I spotted Tammie, Jennifer and Hazel laughing and glancing at dresses. I don't know what persuaded me to do so but I dashed up the escalator and to them. They instantly stopped laughing when they saw me. Hazel was her usual bratty self. Tammie was being extra annoying and Jennifer actually showed some sign of her missing me. The others didn't like my being here, I guess. Tammie started insulting me and my clothes. I was so hurt that I couldn't think of something clever to say back. Instead I ran away and down the escalator until I reached the book club room. sejak this time, I was so distraught and in tears that I didn't even want to go to the stupid meeting. I wastes time wondering around the hall. I didn't want to be near anyone.