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I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).


This is a little graphic for those of anda who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)



1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no Vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 saat after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re Membaca a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: atau Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story atau a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I Cinta you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 saat before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella Barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is atau what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her sejak Alice atau Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with Muzik and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time atau another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The penulis will almost always sneak in at least one book atau movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out sejak Edward watching her sleep
posted by marvel517639
K so i was thinking that it's 13 years later and all the Serigala have imprinted except for seth. Jake and Nessie. Quil and Clarie. Sam and Emily and have one boy Alex Uley. Paul and Rachel. My friend Karen is a Shapeshifter Werewolf Eri Raeka and Brady. My friend sharon a hybrid and Collin. Jared and Kim. Leah and nahuel. My friend Natalia a hybrid and embry. Edward and Bella. Emmett and Rosalie. Alice and Jasper. Esme and Carlisle.Lydia is a vampire Hope Collins and micheal a human. They live in fork washington still. Nessie, natalia, Sharon, Eri, Clarie. Lydia and micheal are in their last...
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posted by twilight_lover9
I was so confused, a million soalan were racing through my mind.
“Lirah. Come out, I know you’re there” Jake berkata abruptly.
I was shocked, I had not made a sound and was so quiet, but to save Jake from being mad at me I stepped out into view, to reveal Jake to my surprise smiling, and Paul a bright merah jambu looking down.
“Come on you, late on your first day, don’t want to make a name for yourself unlike me” Jake winked, putting his big muscly tanned arm around my shoulder leading me towards the school.
“You have a lot of explaining to do Jake” I whispered seriously.
Jake just nodded...
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posted by iluvPrinceMJ213
Authors Note

1.    This story is about Jacob and Bella’s daughter
2.    If Bella and Jacob had ended up together after Eclipse
3.    The whole Cullen family and everyone who was in the story is still in the story except for Reneesme of course
4.    I am not a team Jacob, Trust me I’m Team Edward, but I don’t have anything against Jacob
5.    Jacob and Bella’s daughter is born December 6th, 2010
6.    Her name is Lauren Savannah Black
7.    She has a older...
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posted by WildCherryWolf
"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can anda answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! atau in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since anda started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need anda to answer this."
"I thought Anjing couldn't talk."
"Aren't Pari-pari all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe anda berkata that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St....
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posted by ISABELLA92
Jasper’s POV
“Hello.” I berkata gruffly.
“Where are you?” my mother barked.
“At Alice’s.” I said.
“I told anda to be utama sejak ten and it’s ten and you’re not here.” My mother yelled.
“I forgot. Can’t I spend a little lebih time with Alice?” I asked.
“No, anda have school tomorrow.” My mother hissed.
“I’m on my way.” I berkata defeated and disappointed. I hung up and turned to see Alice’s angelic face.
“You have to go home.” She said.
“Yea, Mom beckoned me home. She says we have school tomorrow.” I said.
“Okay. See anda tomorrow, Jazzie.” Alice berkata before planting...
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Edward's POV.

Post New Moon. Edward finally caves in to check up on Bella in forks after 3 years of being separated, only the find something opposite. [I haven't written in a while, so I apologise in advance]

Name: New Beginnings.
Author: KatiiCullen93
Rating: PG-13
Themes: Love, marriage, pregnancy, vampire,
Couplings: Jacob/Bella, Edward/Bella



Edwards POV

Three years almost seems like three days in this small town. Driving in, I instantly came to the realization that everything was the same as the time as I left. I'm not sure exactly what I expected but Forks was the same.

The sky was clouded overcast,...
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I couldn't say a word. What would I say? I stared down at the anxious face of Elisbeth. My whole world had paused for a moment. Although I hadn't known this child well, I felt so close to her. Maybe it's because I've been where she is - atau maybe it's just a hybrid thing; But either way I didn't wan't anything to happen to Elisabeth.

I refused to watch the large, mahogany door that closed behind us. Rejected to acknowladge the awful truth that only moments ago, the few words I was told, Has now effected everything. I was scared for Elisabeth.

I looked down in Elisbeth's direction. She may be...
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posted by BuffyFaithFan1
ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the penulis of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Two: On Dry Land
LATER THAT NIGHT...
Jessika lay in her katil and she was watching the season premiere of RINGER featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar when, just as it cut to commercial, a knock came to her door.
"Yes?" Jessika asked and her mom stepped into the room.
"Jess. Listen," She began and Jessika paused the TV with her DVR remote. "I know this is hard. But please, please, just go with this for us?"
Jessika sighed. She knew her mom looked out for her...
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OK, this artikel is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had berkata that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few menanggung, bear prints, and started to wander...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
It was almost as if were dreaming, but yet I could feel every sensation around me, the aroma of life was real in this place.
I could detect the smells of salts from the pantai and the moist wood from the surrounding forest.
Seeking for the skies I was saw a clouded heaven, pregnant with rain and misery, water in the air.
It was the final breathe of the world.
It was La Push.

"No, Samuel! That's not fair ',I got you!" I heard a little girl sequel from my left side. Despite her volume, her voice was still dearly soft and innocent as if nothing had ever corrupted her immaculate fantasy.
I turned to...
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Chapter 6 part 1 : Somthing just isn't right..

NOTE: This is just a VERY short chapter thats being telah diposkan leading up to the seterusnya large chapter which will be telah diposkan TOMOROW @ 5 PM EASTERN.

This is IN THE POV OF JACOB. Starting from where the last chapter ended.

I put this in because I found that what happened while Renesmee is gone was an small - put very important peice of the seterusnya few chapters and thought I should share it with you.

COMMENT, BECOME A FAN, LIKE .. ETC. It lets me know anda care <3

Ill almost shut up (; just one lebih thing; Let me know if anda want lebih different POV'S and who...
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This is the saat book to my first short story "As the sun sets" This is a story about the life of Renesmee Carlie Cullen ( In her POV with some exceptions) now that she is a teenager!

I suggest Membaca my first book (as the sun sets), so anda can better understand this one (Daylight) This will take place just where we left off in the first novel!

Please Enjoy, and thank-you! I hope anda enjoy this book as much (if not more) as anda did the last! Again any comments, questions, suggestions please leave a komen atau message me! I will always respond to fanmail ASAP!




Chapter 5: Nothing To Miss.

I...
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posted by flynnismine
All right guys, as anda all have probably noticed my last chapter was a bit of a dozer, but don't worry my seterusnya chapter will be right. And just incase that anda have not figured it out yet. Most was the chapter is correct except for the bit about going into the car. That bit will be coming up in the seterusnya chapter. Also don't be afraid to give me any Nasihat on how I can make my Penulisan Better any critasim is welcome.

On another note this whole story will only be loceng as ok and I will be doing other stories that will be like this one but indifferent povs



SOS



Cinta flynnismine
Chapter 5:
Honey POV:

I woke snuggled into Alec’s chest.
“Morning.” He berkata with a smile.
“Morning.” I replied sleepy, I stretched before getting out of bed. I heard Alec gasp, I turned round face him, his eyes were wide as he looked me up and down. I looked down, I realised I was wearing a pair of my new sexy night outfits.
“I take it from your expression that anda like.” I laughed.
“When did anda get that?” He asked, still looking me up and down.
“Yesterday, when I went shopping.” I jogged his memory.
“Oh.” Was all he said. I walked into the bathroom. I got changed into...
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Chapter 3:
Alec POV.

I walked slowly towards her, something in me went up in fireworks, I couldn’t keep my eyes of her. Her hair tied up in a bun messy, her face, soft calm, her eyes were focused on mine. I was one step away from her. I stopped, it was then I realised I had fell in Cinta with this beautiful young tourist.
“What’s your name?” I asked desperate to learn everything about her.
“Honey Matthews.” She answered.
“Follow me Honey.” I told her, she followed willingly. We walked towards the main room, I realised it was dark, I heard Honey hati, tengah-tengah rate go up again. I stopped...
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posted by WildCherryWolf
Looking Nessie in the face at the airport was harder than a challenge I went through as a wolf.
"Promise anda won't forget me?" My voice was kind of shallow and.... I couldn't describe it.
"Never." The defiance in her voice was comforting.
"Even though you'll be in France." France. Bloody miles away.
"Jake, don't do this to me. Rosalie did my make up, and I like it. And anyway, I'll only be away for a few weeks. It'll go very quick." if I continue building the house, then yes. Bt that s unlikely.
"I'll miss you."
"Me too."
I roped an arm round Nessie for a last hug. Then, with her eyes misted over, she left. I walked out to the Rabbit, and all the way I felt like she had taken half my hati, tengah-tengah with her. Renesmee, come back, I silently wished as I started up the old Rabbit. I knew that, for 3 weeks, she would drip into my mind like a leaky faucet. Splash, splash, sploosh. Renesmee, Renesmee, Nessie.
posted by rickyamy1991
"Heavy In Your Arms" sejak Florence and the Machine

I was a heavy hati, tengah-tengah to carry
My beloved was weighed down
My arms around his neck
My fingers laced to crown.

I was a heavy hati, tengah-tengah to carry
My feet dragged across ground
And he took me to the river
Where he slowly let me drown

My Cinta has concrete feet
My love's an iron ball
Wrapped around your ankles
Over the waterfall

I'm so heavy, heavy
Heavy in your arms
I'm so heavy, heavy
Heavy in your arms

And is it worth the wait
All this killing time?
Are anda strong enough to stand
Protecting both your hati, tengah-tengah and mine?

Who is the betrayer?
Who's the killer in the crowd?
The...
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posted by flynnismine
My phone was ringing as I parked my car into my parking angkasa at utama and got out. I answered it, as I walked up to my front door, grabbed my key from my school bag, unlocked the door, walked inside, up the stairs and into my room, locking the door.

Hey, Alice, I berkata not very excited

Hi, Bella, she berkata in her excited squeal. My birthday party is on tonight. You're coming aren't you

But, Alice, I groaned. anda know that I don't have anything to wear.

Don't anda even think about using that lame, old excuse on me. anda are coming to this party if anda like it all not, she all but growled at me

Yeah,...
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posted by flynnismine
I parked my red, chevy truck in my usual parking angkasa and got out. I walked up the stairs into the school hallways. Everything was just as I remembered it to be. The girls were chatting about what they did in the afternoons and the guys were being rough with each other, pushing each other around and playing jokes on other people.

I walked to my locker and entered my password-1995- opened it up and stacked my buku and stuff into it.

I turned to face my locker door and looked at my pictures. I had two there. One was a big picture of Joe jonas and a small picture of my best friends- Alice, rose,Jasper,...
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posted by karpach_14
Twilighters, anda did it! anda asked a bazillion times, and now your wish has been granted: Stephenie Meyer has finished Midnight Sun, and will release it this May!

The book is the retelling of Twilight from Edward's golden eyes. So, basically, the most beautiful book ever. And one we're sure to get Lost in.

"I've always wanted to finish this book, and the peminat-peminat have been so great, I knew I had to do it for them," the penulis revealed Tuesday (March 31) at a book signing in Las Bromas, California. "I enjoyed this so much, I'm going to begin work on Full Moon, which is New Moon told through Jacob's perspective."

Not only that, Summit is rumored to have already signed Robert Pattinson and crew to be in the movie version of Midnight Sun!