No copyright intended. These aren't mine but they apply to me, and admit it, probably anda to!!
1. I jumped off a cliff to hear Edward's voice
2. I taught Alice how to steal a yellow Porche 911 Turbo
3. I tried imprinting on someone, but he thought I was psychotic
4. Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to the bed
5. I was blonde until Edward berkata he prefered Brunettes
6. I jumped infront of a moving van so Edward would come save me
7. When I see a silver Volvo I squeel and point
8.Halfway through New Moon I started screaming "Where's Edward?!?"
9. I'd become a newborn so I could punch jacob in the face
10. Save the penguins. Hunt eskimos instead
11. I watched Zathura and got bored when Edward didn't tunjuk up
12. Jacob growls, Bella whines, EDWARD DAZZLES!!!
13. Jacob's not missing...I keep him locked in my basement
14. I'm buying a Cullen car just to see if a vampire comes with it.
15. I threw New Moon across the room when Edward left Bella
16. I am a MAJOR fanpire
I hope anda had a few laughs and enjoyed these. Do any of them apply to you? Say in your comments.
1. I jumped off a cliff to hear Edward's voice
2. I taught Alice how to steal a yellow Porche 911 Turbo
3. I tried imprinting on someone, but he thought I was psychotic
4. Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to the bed
5. I was blonde until Edward berkata he prefered Brunettes
6. I jumped infront of a moving van so Edward would come save me
7. When I see a silver Volvo I squeel and point
8.Halfway through New Moon I started screaming "Where's Edward?!?"
9. I'd become a newborn so I could punch jacob in the face
10. Save the penguins. Hunt eskimos instead
11. I watched Zathura and got bored when Edward didn't tunjuk up
12. Jacob growls, Bella whines, EDWARD DAZZLES!!!
13. Jacob's not missing...I keep him locked in my basement
14. I'm buying a Cullen car just to see if a vampire comes with it.
15. I threw New Moon across the room when Edward left Bella
16. I am a MAJOR fanpire
I hope anda had a few laughs and enjoyed these. Do any of them apply to you? Say in your comments.
1) Bella, I imprinted on Leah.
2) I'm not a werewolf, I'm a vampire!
3) Bella, please don't ever come here again and I don't Cinta you, I never have!
4) I Cinta Edward, lebih that you, Bella!
5) Bella I'm secretly 20 years old.
6) Me and Victoria are getting married!
7) The treaty is fake.
8) Alice is dumping Jasper and Alice and I are getting married!
9) Edward and I are the same person, Bella.
10) Bella, you've been PUNK'D!!
11) Bella, is it just me atau is it really cold?
12)Bella, me and Edward and getting married. If anda think there's something in here that Jacob Black would say PLEASE comment! Also if anda have something else that Jacob wouldn't say please add that to your comment!
Thank You. Enjoy!!!
2) I'm not a werewolf, I'm a vampire!
3) Bella, please don't ever come here again and I don't Cinta you, I never have!
4) I Cinta Edward, lebih that you, Bella!
5) Bella I'm secretly 20 years old.
6) Me and Victoria are getting married!
7) The treaty is fake.
8) Alice is dumping Jasper and Alice and I are getting married!
9) Edward and I are the same person, Bella.
10) Bella, you've been PUNK'D!!
11) Bella, is it just me atau is it really cold?
12)Bella, me and Edward and getting married. If anda think there's something in here that Jacob Black would say PLEASE comment! Also if anda have something else that Jacob wouldn't say please add that to your comment!
Thank You. Enjoy!!!
