-Rosalie-
Almost as soon as we pulled into the driveway, I noticed that my ferrari was not where it was supposed to be. Moreover, it was dented. And painted lime green, for crying out loud.
I screamed, and Emmett had to hold me back while I started yelling obscenities at Edward. I almost ripped him to shreds, burnt the pieces and danced around the pile.
I was that mad.
As if he wanted to die, he'd poured syrup on my bed.
"It wasn't my idea. It was Jacob's. I just put it into action," he'd said.
Then, that night, when I washed my hair, I came out with kapur, limau nipis green hair. I HATED GREEN!!!
"Cheer up. At least anda match your car," Edward had grinned at me while I was lunging for his throught.
I was ready to pulverise him.
* * *
After Esme had made him apologise and order me a new car (he was paying for it), buy me a new bed, and telling me that the green would fade out of my hair after a few washes, I was only mad enough rip him apart.
Jasper winced a little every time he passed me, that's how angry I still was. I'd spent the night in the shower, so sejak dawn, my hair was back to normal.
Edward was going to pay. Big time.
Almost as soon as we pulled into the driveway, I noticed that my ferrari was not where it was supposed to be. Moreover, it was dented. And painted lime green, for crying out loud.
I screamed, and Emmett had to hold me back while I started yelling obscenities at Edward. I almost ripped him to shreds, burnt the pieces and danced around the pile.
I was that mad.
As if he wanted to die, he'd poured syrup on my bed.
"It wasn't my idea. It was Jacob's. I just put it into action," he'd said.
Then, that night, when I washed my hair, I came out with kapur, limau nipis green hair. I HATED GREEN!!!
"Cheer up. At least anda match your car," Edward had grinned at me while I was lunging for his throught.
I was ready to pulverise him.
* * *
After Esme had made him apologise and order me a new car (he was paying for it), buy me a new bed, and telling me that the green would fade out of my hair after a few washes, I was only mad enough rip him apart.
Jasper winced a little every time he passed me, that's how angry I still was. I'd spent the night in the shower, so sejak dawn, my hair was back to normal.
Edward was going to pay. Big time.
The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what anda told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that anda heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a peminat girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be hati, tengah-tengah broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When anda touch Aro make sure anda think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if anda get seriously hurt and, atau die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy hari annoying Aro though!
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what anda told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that anda heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a peminat girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be hati, tengah-tengah broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When anda touch Aro make sure anda think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if anda get seriously hurt and, atau die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy hari annoying Aro though!
