An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga sejak Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true Cinta & Cinta at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF anda ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. anda constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an jam for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important hari of the week.
3. anda dream of going to Forks, atau living in Forks.
4. anda have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but anda wish Vampires totally existed so anda can marry one.
6. anda refer to Twilight as "literary crack" atau a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied berkata literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your kegemaran Buah is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your kegemaran flowers.
10. Whenever anda hear "Girlfriend" sejak Avril Lavigne, anda can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When anda grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. anda dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. anda look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. anda Cinta running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. anda hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. anda dream about killing Bella so anda can tarikh Edward.
19. If anda could have one wish, it would be that anda were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. anda hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All anda want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. anda have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so anda can pretend your with Edward.
24. anda have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, anda have ordered cendawan ravioli and a coke.
26. anda know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward mencuri his cookies.
27. All of your Friends think anda need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with Rawak strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. anda are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profil is either dedicated to Twilight, atau has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, telah diberi yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. anda enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since anda know they are only taking out your kegemaran quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and anda jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. anda have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and anda took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. anda felt betrayed when anda found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. anda refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz atau Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, anda are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause anda want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
