10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that anda and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her anda are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that anda and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her anda are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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And I Care Why?
By: moolah
Chapter Three
(Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s)
(Normal Pairings, all HUMAN!!)
Bella’s P.O.V:
“Bella, could I talk to you?” Alice asks, setting down her glass of air limau on the meja, jadual beside Rosalie’s. I nod and smile at Rosalie reassuringly. Alice takes me to the bathroom and says, “You need to tell him tonight.” “Why? He hates me.” Alice hits me on the hand. “He doesn’t hate you. Why do anda think that?” I shrug. I do not want to have this conversation. “Alice, can we talk about this later?” “No.” She answers....
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By: moolah
Chapter Three
(Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s)
(Normal Pairings, all HUMAN!!)
Bella’s P.O.V:
“Bella, could I talk to you?” Alice asks, setting down her glass of air limau on the meja, jadual beside Rosalie’s. I nod and smile at Rosalie reassuringly. Alice takes me to the bathroom and says, “You need to tell him tonight.” “Why? He hates me.” Alice hits me on the hand. “He doesn’t hate you. Why do anda think that?” I shrug. I do not want to have this conversation. “Alice, can we talk about this later?” “No.” She answers....
Guess What?????
I have the Alice Cullen hairstyle after after waiting agesssssssss. I'm soooooooooo happy. Everyone likes it and they are calling me alice at school as they know how obssessed with Twilight I am.
:)
I hope Twilight Eclipse is good, not long before thats coming out at the cinemas lol. Bring on the Vampires lol(and werewolves).
I have bopth DVD'S LOL Twilight annnnnd Newmoon.
PS those who have read my Alice Cullen Story fanfic, Sorry I haven't been on here for a while.
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I have the Alice Cullen hairstyle after after waiting agesssssssss. I'm soooooooooo happy. Everyone likes it and they are calling me alice at school as they know how obssessed with Twilight I am.
:)
I hope Twilight Eclipse is good, not long before thats coming out at the cinemas lol. Bring on the Vampires lol(and werewolves).
I have bopth DVD'S LOL Twilight annnnnd Newmoon.
PS those who have read my Alice Cullen Story fanfic, Sorry I haven't been on here for a while.
link
