1. anda consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. anda can repeat Petikan from the book sejak heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related peminat art and/or peminat fiction stories.
4. anda are currently debating with your Friends about who's Team anda are on.
5. anda never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time anda hear thunder, anda wonder if some place, somewhere, Vampires are playing baseball.
7. anda have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. anda tried to enroll in the Forks High School because anda were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, anda act our scenes from the buku and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many atau all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. anda would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, serigala, wolf Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; anda would let Carlisle atau any of the Cullens, Volterra atau Nomads change anda into a vampire if possible.
13. anda want Jacob, Embry, Quil atau any member of the serigala, wolf Pack to imprint on you.
14. anda walk around mumbling the Petikan from the buku because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. anda can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. anda want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, anda just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your Anjing after Jacob and his serigala, wolf Pack members.
20. When anda have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the serigala, wolf Pack, the Volterra atau maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if anda Cinta Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the Anjing for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so anda can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle anda frequently.
25. anda LIVE sejak the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a kambing, daging biri-biri & lion and see how things go...
27. anda sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When anda see shiny, silver Volvos, anda scream like a peminat girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think anda wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever anda hear Serigala howling, anda wanna go jump out of your skin and sertai them.
24. anda wake yourself up at night sejak screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. anda get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. anda try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes anda hear voices in your head...
28. anda threw New Moon at the dinding when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same dinding when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... anda jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... anda threw the book at the dinding when Edward came back.
32. anda didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. anda NEVER let your Friends drive drunk.
34. anda also NEVER forget to give your Friends that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. anda bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's atau a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. anda wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. anda wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails atau taking anda on shopping sprees any hari of the week.
40. anda would gladly get Makanan in Rosalie's hair.
41. anda want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, anda will.
43. anda would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. anda would gladly be affected sejak the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire atau werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the serigala, wolf Pack, Cullen family, Volterra atau Nomads are free to kidnap anda whenever they please!
49. anda feel like nobody understands anda because nobody listens to anda any lebih because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other hari when anda adopted that stray dog, anda could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but anda named him after Jake anyways.
51. anda own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. anda either like your men cold, dead & sparkling atau hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. anda tell people to wait a saat so anda can restart your hati, tengah-tengah very frequently.
55. Your good at Membaca minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who Cinta anda dearly.
57. anda wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen atau Jacob Black is.
58. anda consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme berkata so!
59. Or, anda consider yourself part of the serigala, wolf Pack because it was just implied sejak Emily.
60. anda have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red atau anda have emas contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. anda hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your Friends pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring anda because all anda can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind Membaca and mind controlling processes.
64. If anda Membaca a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes anda yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" atau "Jake would have NEVER done that!" atau "Carlisle would have saved him." atau "Emmett could have picked that up!" atau "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" atau "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." atau "Jasper could have made him calm down." atau "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene atau character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If anda go lebih than two to five minit without talking about Twilight, anda get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. anda have cliffed dived.
68. anda have made one of your guy Friends build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so anda could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, anda would offer up yours.
70. anda get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling anda that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. anda would Cinta to go grizzly menanggung, bear hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. anda would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and atau all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series atau watched the movies, but because anda have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. anda wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When anda smell wet dog, anda tend to look around in case Jacob atau one of his serigala, wolf Pack members is behind you.
77. anda don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at anda and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. anda sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, anda call Renesmee sejak her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and anda plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. anda wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, anda wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. anda would (or strictly wouldn't) sertai the Volterra.
84. anda wish the foreign Vampires could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. anda really wanted Bree to live.
86. anda thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. anda would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell anda how your hari will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put anda in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, anda would have!
91. anda consider yourself a different Team than Edward atau Jacob, atau anda have strict rules to your Team Edward atau Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two atau lebih punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. anda didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. anda thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. anda have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads atau serigala, wolf Packs almost every day.
96. anda never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best Muzik ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal anda read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write lebih peminat fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any atau all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so popular Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor atau therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & Friends atau merely keeping anda from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad anda are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)