Chapter Five:
Rose’s P.O.V:
From: Rosalie Hale (White_Rosesand.red@grape.com)
To: Emmett Cullen (Emmett_Cullen_Brother@rabidorange.net)
Subject: Honey no where!
Dear Emmett,
Hey! We are somewhere nice n’ private. No one will come after us and anda aren’t finding us! So, just give up. I swear if anda go and try to find us…when I see anda you’ll want a hockey mask helmet. So shut the hell up and just leave it be. Cinta you, R!
“Can someone make me lunch?” Bella pleaded. I rolled my eyes and logged onto my saat e-mail account:
Username: KatyPerryMusic_Rosalie@tsi.com
Password: ******************
Yeah, I know I have a long password: iaminlovewithemmett. It popped up: ’70 new messages’. I sighed and hopped up off the chair and went over into the fridge. I grabbed the kacang, kacang tanah mentega tub and threw it at Bella who was looking threw my e-mails. She squealed as she found an e-mail from someone:
From: Sapphire Pearl (s.evil.against.R_H@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: And Hate
Hey, bitch! It’s someone named…Sapphire Pearl…a.k.a: Jessica Mono. I’m your evil enemy. My whole world revolves around hating you! Alright, now I am going to your house! Bye bitch, Rosalie! Farewell! See anda in my suicidal dreams-Sapphire Pearl.
From: Sienna Pearl (Sienna_Pearl@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: anda jalang, perempuan jalang (chapter one: bitch)
This is your official story about a jalang, perempuan jalang named Rosalie shitty Lillian jalang, perempuan jalang Cullen. Chapter One: Bitch:
Rosalie laughed as she wrote ‘Rose is a bitch’ on her window. “Yay, I’m a jalang, perempuan jalang house!”
Hope anda like! –your personal jalang, perempuan jalang house hell stalker of Rosalie Hale…happy jalang, perempuan jalang hell shit house day!
Bella snickered as she opened the jar of kacang, kacang tanah mentega and grabbed a spoon. She shoved the spoon in the PB and sucked on the kacang, kacang tanah butter. “Yum!” she berkata as she clicked another e-mail open; this one was from “Alice”. We skipped over it as we looked at all 70 e-mails and found three lebih from the Pearl’s.
From: Perry Lee Pearl (PLP_Pearl@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: Bitches XD.
Hey, jalang, perempuan jalang lee! It’s Perry (Jess) and I noticed that anda reported me after anda signed up for twice. Aww, poor Sienna. She just wanted to kill anda and your life. Please think about and you’d think it’s amazing…which it is...
Bitches and Roses,
Perry.
From: Jocilenn Pearl (Candyandbutter_XDJoc@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: Come on bee!
Cinta to hate anda and…oh that’s it! anda will die bee! Bye-J.
From: Angie Pearl (Ap_Ap_Ang@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: None…except die bitch!
Yes, this is the jalang, perempuan jalang company. Thanks for…nothing and your lifeless human. We’re at OC too…bye,
Ap_Ap_Ang!
I groaned as I shut off the computer and turned on the news:
*enjoy-J=Jason and H=Holly*
J: Hello, this is Jason Mollie from CNN.
H: And I am, Hailey Carline. This is the CNN news!
J: Yeah, and our latest story is about stalking through e-mail.
H: Yes, our latest victim is a young female named Rosalie Lillian Cullen.
J: *nods* Yes, she is a victim sejak a family called the Pearls.
H: Yes…here is the picture of a Pearl who continues to harass young Rosalie.
J: We’ll be right back with lebih news on ‘Computer Safety, 101’.
*commercial break*
“Shit, now I’ve gone public!” I scream. Alice laughed as she cut up some carrots for Bella to dip in the PB. Bella rolled her eyes as she snatched the remote from me and turned on ‘Teen Mom’. Alice brought a pinggan in with carrots on bahagian, atas of it and a few pieces of Bubble Gum. Bella took it and dipped it in the kacang, kacang tanah butter. Her phone beeped as she bit off the carrot. “Growl.” She berkata as she answered it. “Hello?” she asked her mouth full of kacang, kacang tanah butter. I took the remote away from her and turned Scooby Doo on.
Bell’s P.O.V:
I bit off my carrot again as I listened to Edward talking about how he wanted me to come home. “Edward, just let it go. I’m having fun! Let me, R, and A be.” “What are anda eating?” he asked. I scrunched my nose up, “What?” “What are anda eating?” “Carrots and kacang, kacang tanah butter.” He gagged. “Where are you?” “Somewhere.” I berkata and bit into another carrot. “Somewhere where?” I rolled my eyes, “Bye! Cinta you.” I hung up. Rosalie chuckled and found ‘The Bounty Hunter’ on DVD and popped it in. We all snuggled into the sofa, kerusi panjang and watched. In the credits we sang the ending song, ‘Your Cinta is My Drug’. We all laughed when it was over as Rosalie sauntered over to put another movie: ‘Salt’; in. Then I heard, “I found you.”
Who found who? WTF? Huh? Thanks for reading.
Dis-Dis-Claimer:
I do not own the Twilight Characters.
I never will.
Not Edward.
Not Jacob.
Not Bella.
Not Alice.
Not Rosalie.
Not Jasper.
Not Emmett.
Not Carlisle.
And certainly not Esme.
I just ~worship~ them.
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I Cinta E
I Cinta ED
I Cinta EDW
I Cinta EDWA
I Cinta EDWAR
I Cinta EDWARD
EDWARD I LOVE
EDWARD I LOV
EDWARD I LO
EDWARD I L
EDWARD I
EDWARD
EDWAR
EDWA
ED
E
I WORSHIP BELLA
I WORSHIP BELL
I WORSHIP BEL
I WORSHIP BE
I WORSHIP B
I WORSHIP
I WORSHI
I WORSH
I WORS
I WOR
I WO
I W
I
HATEING JACOB IS EASY
HATEING JACOB IS EAS
HATEING JACOB IS EA
HATEING JACOB IS E
HATEING JACOB IS
HATEING JACO
HATEING JAC
HATEING JA
HATEING J
HATEIN
HATEI
HATE
HAT
HA
H
My twilight oaths and pledges.
Rose’s P.O.V:
From: Rosalie Hale (White_Rosesand.red@grape.com)
To: Emmett Cullen (Emmett_Cullen_Brother@rabidorange.net)
Subject: Honey no where!
Dear Emmett,
Hey! We are somewhere nice n’ private. No one will come after us and anda aren’t finding us! So, just give up. I swear if anda go and try to find us…when I see anda you’ll want a hockey mask helmet. So shut the hell up and just leave it be. Cinta you, R!
“Can someone make me lunch?” Bella pleaded. I rolled my eyes and logged onto my saat e-mail account:
Username: KatyPerryMusic_Rosalie@tsi.com
Password: ******************
Yeah, I know I have a long password: iaminlovewithemmett. It popped up: ’70 new messages’. I sighed and hopped up off the chair and went over into the fridge. I grabbed the kacang, kacang tanah mentega tub and threw it at Bella who was looking threw my e-mails. She squealed as she found an e-mail from someone:
From: Sapphire Pearl (s.evil.against.R_H@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: And Hate
Hey, bitch! It’s someone named…Sapphire Pearl…a.k.a: Jessica Mono. I’m your evil enemy. My whole world revolves around hating you! Alright, now I am going to your house! Bye bitch, Rosalie! Farewell! See anda in my suicidal dreams-Sapphire Pearl.
From: Sienna Pearl (Sienna_Pearl@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: anda jalang, perempuan jalang (chapter one: bitch)
This is your official story about a jalang, perempuan jalang named Rosalie shitty Lillian jalang, perempuan jalang Cullen. Chapter One: Bitch:
Rosalie laughed as she wrote ‘Rose is a bitch’ on her window. “Yay, I’m a jalang, perempuan jalang house!”
Hope anda like! –your personal jalang, perempuan jalang house hell stalker of Rosalie Hale…happy jalang, perempuan jalang hell shit house day!
Bella snickered as she opened the jar of kacang, kacang tanah mentega and grabbed a spoon. She shoved the spoon in the PB and sucked on the kacang, kacang tanah butter. “Yum!” she berkata as she clicked another e-mail open; this one was from “Alice”. We skipped over it as we looked at all 70 e-mails and found three lebih from the Pearl’s.
From: Perry Lee Pearl (PLP_Pearl@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: Bitches XD.
Hey, jalang, perempuan jalang lee! It’s Perry (Jess) and I noticed that anda reported me after anda signed up for twice. Aww, poor Sienna. She just wanted to kill anda and your life. Please think about and you’d think it’s amazing…which it is...
Bitches and Roses,
Perry.
From: Jocilenn Pearl (Candyandbutter_XDJoc@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: Come on bee!
Cinta to hate anda and…oh that’s it! anda will die bee! Bye-J.
From: Angie Pearl (Ap_Ap_Ang@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: None…except die bitch!
Yes, this is the jalang, perempuan jalang company. Thanks for…nothing and your lifeless human. We’re at OC too…bye,
Ap_Ap_Ang!
I groaned as I shut off the computer and turned on the news:
*enjoy-J=Jason and H=Holly*
J: Hello, this is Jason Mollie from CNN.
H: And I am, Hailey Carline. This is the CNN news!
J: Yeah, and our latest story is about stalking through e-mail.
H: Yes, our latest victim is a young female named Rosalie Lillian Cullen.
J: *nods* Yes, she is a victim sejak a family called the Pearls.
H: Yes…here is the picture of a Pearl who continues to harass young Rosalie.
J: We’ll be right back with lebih news on ‘Computer Safety, 101’.
*commercial break*
“Shit, now I’ve gone public!” I scream. Alice laughed as she cut up some carrots for Bella to dip in the PB. Bella rolled her eyes as she snatched the remote from me and turned on ‘Teen Mom’. Alice brought a pinggan in with carrots on bahagian, atas of it and a few pieces of Bubble Gum. Bella took it and dipped it in the kacang, kacang tanah butter. Her phone beeped as she bit off the carrot. “Growl.” She berkata as she answered it. “Hello?” she asked her mouth full of kacang, kacang tanah butter. I took the remote away from her and turned Scooby Doo on.
Bell’s P.O.V:
I bit off my carrot again as I listened to Edward talking about how he wanted me to come home. “Edward, just let it go. I’m having fun! Let me, R, and A be.” “What are anda eating?” he asked. I scrunched my nose up, “What?” “What are anda eating?” “Carrots and kacang, kacang tanah butter.” He gagged. “Where are you?” “Somewhere.” I berkata and bit into another carrot. “Somewhere where?” I rolled my eyes, “Bye! Cinta you.” I hung up. Rosalie chuckled and found ‘The Bounty Hunter’ on DVD and popped it in. We all snuggled into the sofa, kerusi panjang and watched. In the credits we sang the ending song, ‘Your Cinta is My Drug’. We all laughed when it was over as Rosalie sauntered over to put another movie: ‘Salt’; in. Then I heard, “I found you.”
Who found who? WTF? Huh? Thanks for reading.
Dis-Dis-Claimer:
I do not own the Twilight Characters.
I never will.
Not Edward.
Not Jacob.
Not Bella.
Not Alice.
Not Rosalie.
Not Jasper.
Not Emmett.
Not Carlisle.
And certainly not Esme.
I just ~worship~ them.
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I Cinta E
I Cinta ED
I Cinta EDW
I Cinta EDWA
I Cinta EDWAR
I Cinta EDWARD
EDWARD I LOVE
EDWARD I LOV
EDWARD I LO
EDWARD I L
EDWARD I
EDWARD
EDWAR
EDWA
ED
E
I WORSHIP BELLA
I WORSHIP BELL
I WORSHIP BEL
I WORSHIP BE
I WORSHIP B
I WORSHIP
I WORSHI
I WORSH
I WORS
I WOR
I WO
I W
I
HATEING JACOB IS EASY
HATEING JACOB IS EAS
HATEING JACOB IS EA
HATEING JACOB IS E
HATEING JACOB IS
HATEING JACO
HATEING JAC
HATEING JA
HATEING J
HATEIN
HATEI
HATE
HAT
HA
H
My twilight oaths and pledges.
how i finished the beginning of this sentance:
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never tarikh renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever tarikh a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to Ciuman him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never tarikh renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever tarikh a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to Ciuman him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
At first the senarai included Gus van Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered sejak Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered sejak the LA Times. Right after that MTV (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. MTV put the soalan to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently peminat of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I Cinta the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my kegemaran Filem of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
i like the movie ebcause its fantastic and romance
.. i Cinta the Cinta stories in Filem :)
andd for this..and the actor play their roles good :)
what anda think about edward,bella,jacob,alice,rosalie,emet, and for the others :)
what is your favourite twilight vampire??
why anda like your favourite vampire?
do anda read the books?
do anda lovve the books?
what is your favourite book from twilight
what anda think about edward and bella like a couple??
what anda want to write about the movie,write here
give the ideas,and if anda want suggest some play for twilight in this club :)
and invite anda Friends ;d :) to write in the artikel
.. i Cinta the Cinta stories in Filem :)
andd for this..and the actor play their roles good :)
what anda think about edward,bella,jacob,alice,rosalie,emet, and for the others :)
what is your favourite twilight vampire??
why anda like your favourite vampire?
do anda read the books?
do anda lovve the books?
what is your favourite book from twilight
what anda think about edward and bella like a couple??
what anda want to write about the movie,write here
give the ideas,and if anda want suggest some play for twilight in this club :)
and invite anda Friends ;d :) to write in the artikel
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address anda in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have lebih fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Cinta thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the meja in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy atau McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address anda in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have lebih fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Cinta thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the meja in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy atau McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do anda think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives atau what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can anda believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him anda berkata to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet sejak H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of hati, tengah-tengah and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush gaun instead. Cinta the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.