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A YouTube Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

posted by moolah

A YouTube Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant with triplets. A lot of work, Emmett.
Rosalie: How do anda know? You’re not a doctor.
Emmett: Rose is right. anda don’t have your M.D.
Edward: Hey! Don’t soalan my powers!
Emmett: Oh, I’m gonna soalan you’re friggin’ powers, Edward. anda have non-
Edward: I can read your mind.
Emmett: Crap! Oops?
*from background*
Alice: *groggy* Guys? Where are you? What’s going on?
*back to everyone*
Edward: *hears her* ALICE!
Jasper: Ali!
Emmett: Uno!!!!!
Bella: Crap!
Rosalie: Shut up!
Edward: Shh! Let me go get her before she collapses.
Emmett: *nods* good idea, doc.
Edward: Don’t call me doc! It’s…DOCTOR Edward.
Jasper: Ok, just shut up and get heer.
Edward: *rolls eyes* Fine.
*Bella’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
2% of people are pregnant as tweens.
20% of teens keep there children
1% of Vampires get pregnant.
That would be.
Alice.
*done thinking*
Bella: How did anda win?
Emmett: Luck.
Bella: No fair…rematch!
Emmett: *sighs* fine!
Bella: *tosses cards out*
Edward: *walks over to where Alice is* Ali, how are you?
Alice: *thinking; Edward is Membaca her mind* Ok. I heard Em and B playing Uno. And anda berkata something about my condition?
Edward: *out loud* Yes, Alice. anda may want to sit down.
Alice: *puts arm around Edward’s shoulder* *Edward picks her up to carry her*
Edward: *walks into the Uno room* Guys.
Emmett: Blue atau 7.
Bella: *smiles* *slaps down a blue 4*
Emmett: Dang it!
Bella: *laughs and turns toward Edward and Alice* Alice!
Alice: Bells! *jumps carefully out of Edward’s arms and hugs Bella*
Bella: *leads her to the couch* so…what are anda doing with the little booge-
Edward: *coughs to stop Bella* Bella.
Bella: What didn’t anda tell her?
Alice: *confused* Tell me what?
Edward: Alice…you’re pregnant.
Alice: *laughs* I noticed.
Edward: *frowns* with triplets.
Alice: *screams* WHAT?
Edward: *smiles sheepishly* Congrats?
Alice: *start pacing* this is not good. This is not good.
Jasper: Alice this is okay. Calm down.
Alice: Jasper! I’m having three babies. *rubs stomach* Three! Do anda know how fat I’m going to get?
Jasper: That doesn’t matter.
Alice: *starts crying* I’m horrible. I’m a slut. A pregnant slut.
Emmett: So are we keeping the babies?
Alice: *sniffling* Jasper?
Jasper: *smiles* Yes. I think so…

*thank anda for reading! That was episode 12…thanks*

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School and life as a halfling #3 (Renesmee's POV)

posted by tayandkris4evr

His eyes are supposed to be goldish blue! ;( *Disclaimer*

I felt an arm stretch across my shoulders. I sighed and turned away from the touch. My face dropped into my hands and I clenched my teeth. If I didn't have this stupid attraction to Vince, nothing would've gone wrong! This is all my fault. I never want to hurt Rachel like this again. Emotionally, the most malicious way to hurt a person. I cried, pinkish tears welled down my face. I squinted as I craned my neck to look at the sparkling sun.
Soon the tears dried and I bit my lip, a habit I'd picked up fom my mother.
"This is so wrong.." I murmered to myself.
"How so?" He questioned numbly....

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 18

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

Breaking the news to Kyo that his mother was gone was not easy. He refused to accept that she was gone and he continually called for her. Charlie thought that the boy was just grieving and tried to soothe him but he pushed Charlie away. Zach and I tried to speak to him but he didn’t want to see us. He blamed me for Loretta disappearing, which was partly right. I had kicked her out of my body but I hadn’t banished her from the face of the earth. Maybe she had just accepted her fate and passed on. But something didn’t alih on with her. Like her Cinta for her child. The time...

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Never Ending Chapter 1

posted by teamedward_2010

I do not own twilight, so please don't sue!

If anyone can think of a better tajuk for this please tell me.

I look around my room one last time this was the worst part of being a half human half vampire,was the moving before anyone could tell that I wasn't aging anymore. I should have been used to this sejak now, I mean come on I am 115. My brother Josh and my and Emma were the only to people I had. My mother passed away telah diberi birth to me and my twin Josh, soon after that our father went to sertai the volturi and we haven't seen him since.

"Come on Lena, get a alih on it!" my brother called from...

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Cinta & war chapter 1

posted by anna0789

its the vietnam war...
carilisle is 23
emmet is 20
edward is 19
jasper is 20

edward's pov

it's been 5 weeks since i arrived to vietnam to the alpha company. I have to accept that my mother was right i wasn't ready for war well none of us really were. The war consisted of days of bieng bore to death and hours of pure horror ; i hadn't been hurt but i had watch many died i feel bad for saying that i am really lucky that i didn't knew well the guys that had died. but that was how it was anda tried to maintain what is yours as selfish as it sounds...
i had form a really closed relationship with all the...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 17

posted by twilight-7

Edward’s POV

Kayla went very still. So still she could pass for a statue. Her eyes were wide and staring but unseeing. I thought I saw a flash of emas behind her now epal, apple green eyes. She berkata she was possessed. I was doubtful. Possession was not something that existed in real life. Spirits and ghosts did not exist.
But then neither should I. atau Jacob. We were both of myth and legend which asks the soalan why can’t spirits exist as well.
Kayla relaxed. She stretched her arms as high as possible and then ran her fingers over her bare arms and the cotton vest she wore.
“Well, I’ve been...

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a cursed story: chapter 12

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter12:
Bellas pov
I was driving 150 mph I just wanted to get out of forks and escape from Damien but…I really missed the Cullen's they were my first real Friends in 100 years of my existence.
After 2 hours of driving I pulled over and glanced at the beautiful full moon when someone grabbed my shoulder my body tensed my hati, tengah-tengah started beating like crazy who could it be? I was so scared what if its Damien? I slowly turned around and met Damien's eyes they were full of anger and fear. what hes afraid of me? pshhh right!
-don’t run away from me Bella!
He whispered and then hugged me and I pulled...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 16

posted by twilight-7

Same as before ..... bintang then italics - Loretta
Italics - Kayla

I burst into the Cullen household to see Emmett and Jasper fighting to hold onto Edward. Esme was trying to calm Edward, her hands touching Edward’s face, hair, arms. She was speaking in gentle tones, telling him to be calm and think things through. They didn’t see me. Their concentration was all on Edward.
“She doesn’t want me, Esme,” he cried to her. “I saw her, draped all over him. I saw the Cinta in her eyes for him and when she looked at me and spoke to me she was cold and hard. She doesn’t Cinta me.”
I stood,...

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Last part of me...chapter 2

posted by Rob_patt_fan

I was on my way to utama when I saw Cullen's house road. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know if I would die there when I see their rooms empty. with no COLD ONES!

I turned around and decided to go home. I wanted to be strong. But... who was there for me to make me be strong for him?! As I went in my room I recognized something under the carpet of my room. I went closer and got the papers out from there. The tajuk was:

"Last part of me"

It was Edward's gorgeous handwriting. Tears ran on my cheecks before I could even read any of it.

"Edward, Edward...Come back"

With my screams, Charlie was at...

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sisters chapter 7

posted by anna0789

alice was helping me prepare to my "double date" with edward ,james and mystery girl
i don't know but every time anyone mention that girl my stomach twisted i didn't get it i wasn't jelouse becuase i had seen edward make out with tons of girls but...
but he hadn't been with nobody since we became friends... but i wasn't jelouse no NO

"look bella" alice berkata proud of herself since we sere only going to the Filem alice agree that i chose my outfit under her supervision while she did my make up and hair

"wow alice anda really do magic# i whisper
she laugh giddly
"thanks well good luck with your...

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lebih New Moon UK peminat event details :)

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Further to yesterday’s opening of the ballot for the New Moon UK peminat Party, we have additional information for fans, and jawapan to some soalan which have been telah diposkan on the peminat pages.

Bands

Throughout the week we will be announcing the band line up for the event. We are very pleased to say the 1st band to be announces is BAND OF SKULLS

Tickets

Each ballot entry on www.ticketweb.co.uk/newmoon is for 2 tickets. All entries will be put into a Rawak draw and successful entrants will be notified. Please note, in order to pick up your tickets anda will be required to provide ID. If anda see any...

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Jasper Hale Bio

posted by MissCupcake

Jasper Hale

Name: Jasper Hale

Type: Vampire

Special Ability: Can manipulate the emotions of those around him

About Them: Jasper Hale, originally born Jasper Whitlock, is the adopted son of Carlisle and Esme Cullen, adoptive brother of Edward, Emmett, and Rosalie, and husband of Alice. Due to his past, where he was able to feed on humans whenever he chose, Jasper lacks strong self-control. However, we also find that the "vegetarian" lifestyle is not Jasper's first choice and that this also affects his self-control. Tall with honey blond hair, muscular but yet lean, Jasper portrays his special ability well....

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Chapter 4: Edwards’s pov

posted by joe-edwardfan

end of chap3
The loceng rang then I saw Edward waiting for me in front of the office
-there u are I thought anda were going to ditch me
-whenever I make a promise I will always keep it!
Specially the one that includes: killing Damien and his mother
-so who was he?
He asked a little angry
-no one
I sighed
-I won’t push it if u don’t want to talk about it
-that's a good idea
We reached the biology class I sat beside the window again and edward sat beside me like jasper
The teacher came in the class and told everyone to welcome edward and blah blah blah
In the biology class I wasn’t as tired as before so...

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New Moon and eclipse Updates!! EveryDay!

posted by House_Of_Night_

hello, i'm kathleen. everyday i am goin to bring u up todate with everthing that is happening with new moon and eclispe.....

NEW MOON=

*NEW MOON TICKETS GO ON SALE*

Sweden – tickets are now available for a Twilight and New Moon theatre experience! On November 19th they’ll be able to watch Twilight, and directly after (at midnight) they’ll have the midnight New Moon showing!

Belgium – New Moon tickets are now on sale in Belgium! And they get New Moon even earlier! On the 18th of November! anda can purchase tickets here!

Germany – New Moon was to be released in January in Germany, however...

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My Midnight Sun Part 6 [edwards point of view]

posted by BellaCullenHale

i started to think of peaceful places.

THE CULLENS HOUSE

''Edward.'' Esme rushed to me,as soon as she saw me. My neck treeking with blood. I had patted my neck with a papertowel to stop the bleeding. ''Emmett.'' she turned to him. Her body still angled toward me. Dissaproval in her eyes as she glared at him. ''You and I are going to have a talk.'' Carsisle came out then. He took his hand and motioned for the others to come with him. Alice and Rosalie both still staring at me. Both of there eyes looked as if they wanted to tear. Rosalie's suprised me. She had never seemed to care about me till now. I knew she didn't approve of...

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secrets chapter 9

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

I woke up this morning struggling to keep my scream inside.I don't want them checking me again.I got off the katil and went to the bathroom.After taking a bath,i got dressed.I wore my black skinny jeans,a tight grey sleeveless bahagian, atas and a black leather jacket.I wore my kegemaran grey Converse and my black leather gloves to prevent the vision to register quickly.Fabric and leather does not stop the vision it just delay it for a few saat giving me time to escape.When i finished preparing i head downstairs.When i'm already at the living room i was shocked of what i seen.It;s my car but i am...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 16

posted by teamalice_0

I'm sorry again that I didn't write earlier, I was sick, again. So I'll make it up this one will be long and full of info. If anda cry easily, anda might want to bring a tissue box.
teamalice_0
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Alice wouldn't let me go, so we had to 'walk/hug' our way back to the house, Seth followed.

Alice sniffed the air, then turned to me, "You smell."

I had to laugh. The way she berkata it and her expression made me laugh.

"Don't look at me, Seth's is the one who got his drool on me."

Alice didn't say anything but she made a disgusted look and insisted I 'cleaned up'...

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secrets chapter 8

posted by bella01

[downstairs]
alicePOV
What is wrong with her?Why is Berlakon like she know that we are vampires?'oh,edwards here'.I need to act normal.I decided to hide what am i thinking sejak Singing dancing Queen of abba in my head,'dancing Queen feel the beat of the tamborine oh yeah'.I noticed the happy expression on edward's face .I can't help but to smile.
"what"he asked
"nothing"i berkata grinning

Then i had a vision ,2 visions in particular the 1st vision is bella dead,She died because of torture and the saat vision is Bella a vampire.But bshe is not with us she is with agroup of vampires.I became confused...

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Breaking Dawn Part 8 [edwards point of view ]

posted by BellaCullenHale

The past is the past,the present is up to you,and the future is a gift from god...

Zafrina answered the door. ''Half of each coven walked in.Not speaking at all.New scents came into the room. Lilac,leather,cinnamon,more combonations filled my head but none fit.
Kachiri walked other to Zafrina.She sat with her.''Ok.The Cullens were nice enough to let us have a sit down here.And reason whether this,well,whatever anda to are fighting about,is something that should become bettween our two covens.'' Zafrina said.She soundly so sure that this would end up well. ''Well,it doesn't matter...I'm not going to be Friends with that...!''Siobhan was now yelling.He stood pointing to Senna....

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Moonlight chapter 8

posted by Rob_patt_fan

-I don’t know what’s up with that pup but if I read his mind once again and he would be thinking about anda lebih than a friend I’ll rip his head off! Believe me this time!

With every word that popped out of his mouth, I could feel jealousy!

-Now, sleep my love.

He brushed my cheek and then I crawled in his arms. Right after that, he started humming my lullaby. I fall sleep sooner than I ever did.

When I opened my eyes, Edward was standing near the window, looking out, with his right hand on the glass. His eyes narrowed and when he recognized that I was awake, he came in my bed, and then...

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Secrets chapter 3

posted by bella01

Now they are smiling at me.I still can't alih from the shock i receive.They started walking towards me,I remained frozen.I can imagine my face now paler than ever.Then i realized they are just 5 feet away from me.I took a step back.They looked surprised except dazzling girl holding the board earlier.I turned around and started to run as fast as i could.I didn't get far!cause i tripped over my own feet.'bella your such a klutz' i thought irritably.But, wait.I felt no pain.Instead,I felt 2 strong and cold arms wrapped around my waist.Then i heard someone chuckle.I tried to remove the arms wrapped...