24/Jan - Sundance Exclusives from Larry Richman

Okay, I'll admit that I haven't laughed this hard at a film since I saw The Hangover last summer. Seriously, what was the plot here? I actually found the first film to be much better than this travesty. anda can find my review of the first movie link. I'll go through it like I do with all movies. Pros and cons, then an overall.

Pros

The Volturi

Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, anda know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and anda hear...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 3 - PHENOMENON


When I opened my eyes in the morning, something was different.
It was the light. It was still the gray-green light of a cloudy hari in the firest, but it was clearer somehow. I realized there was no for veiling my window.
I jumped up to look outside, and then groaned in horror.
A fine layer of snow covered the yard, dusted the bahagian, atas of my truck, and whitened the road. But that wasn't the worst part. All the rain from yesterday had Frozen solid - coating the needles on the trees in fantastic, gorgeous patters, and making the driveway a deadly...

Sol





Maureen Reed






























Chapter 1



The misunderstanding with the Volturi was something I could never forget. Unlike all the near death experiences that were fading from my memories left from my human life, this one would stick.
It made me sad; Nessie would put her hand to my cheek and replay when I told her she would have to run. No mater how many times I told her we would be together, she still seemed unsure.


"You ready to hunt Nessie?"
"A huh"
"Do anda mind if I come.....Nessie?"
Jacob new she'd say yes but he wouldn't give it a rest that I was calling her after I had refused to use his nickname...

camras went mad right let her go now anda are gonna Ciuman her to death at the rate anda two arew going alice thought comming up behind bella
"bella its time" i ignored her and kept Ciuman bella harder then i ever let myself before.
her hati, tengah-tengah sped up and her hands slid up and down my neck i loved it when her hati, tengah-tengah beat that fast.
"do anda wont to miss your plain> i`m sure anda will have fun camping out in the airport waiting for another plain." she was right beside bella now edward get anda hands of her and go and get the plain i wont to see her in her dress!!! she was getting mad now.
i turned...

just another short one :P

part 2
I was nervous, so nervous. My mind was still frozen, unbelieving.
Rosalie’s voice came from behind me. “Alice! What on earth is he doing?” she whispered.
Alice’s reply was sharp. “Shush, Rose! This is important!”
I was almost there when I stopped, just out of sight. I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t handle the let down.
Nobody in the family knew what was happening, aside from Alice. Jasper and Rosalie were curious and Emmet knew there was someone there, but he was confused as to why I had stopped.
“Dude, just go!” Emmett whispered to me impatiently....

Kayla’s POV

Breaking the news to Kyo that his mother was gone was not easy. He refused to accept that she was gone and he continually called for her. Charlie thought that the boy was just grieving and tried to soothe him but he pushed Charlie away. Zach and I tried to speak to him but he didn’t want to see us. He blamed me for Loretta disappearing, which was partly right. I had kicked her out of my body but I hadn’t banished her from the face of the earth. Maybe she had just accepted her fate and passed on. But something didn’t alih on with her. Like her Cinta for her child. The time...

Hello wonderful people of the eeeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrtttttttthhhhhhhh,yeah!!!!
even though i am not get much papar i decided to make a marathon it may be 5-10 MAYBE 15 episodes long so but it will all probably be up during the weekend.

Demi:(Sittting there watching them fight,watching tv,eating popcorn,writing a song,and playing guitar.)Hey
Everyone else:(still fighting)
Demi:(Screaming)LISTEN TO ME
Everyone stopped to listen because she might hurt them
Demi:Want to hear my new song??
Everyone:Sure
Dont try to explain your mind
I know whats happening here
One minute, its love
And, suddenly, its like...

End of Chapter 12:

    So Jane, How does it feel to have anda own gift used against you. Doesn’t feel so well dose it. I have a solution. We’re going to play a game. anda can play atau I will kill anda now. No saat thought at all. Your choice?” I berkata she looked at me with this evil game and also like she was looking ke hadapan to this.
    “I will play the game” She berkata with that evil laugh of hers.
    “Sounds good. No backings out after anda hear the rules. Well this is how anda play. Any of us meaning Edward, Jasper, Carlisle...