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i'm feeling allot better, so here are 3 artikel-artikel up like i promised :D ^_^enjoy

Bella's pov

“Bella, NO! DON’T! STOP!” Alice screamed from behind us. “your going to die, Bella” she berkata in panic and with sadness.
“Alice, what are anda saying” Edward asked her worried and all concerned and upset too.
“She’s still to weak to fight the poison, I saw it, it’s going to kill her” Alice berkata in panic now.
“Alice, I’m kind of death already how can poison kill me, I thought Vampires only die ...” I started say before I was interrupted sejak Carlisle
“it’s not because your a vampire,...

Chapter 19: The Illusion of Normalcy
We waited on edge for something to develop but weeks went sejak and Aunt Alice didn’t have any visions regarding the Volturi and Sienna. She spent most of her free time in La Push with Seth atau here at our house. She slept over my parent’s house a lot. If it were under better circumstances it would have been lebih enjoyable it was kind of like having a sister. It was definitely nice to have someone in the house that was truly similar in age to me. It is peculiar for your parents and aunts and uncles to look as though they are the same age that anda are; so...

hei guys, here's the seterusnya chapter. I'm not sure if i will continue this one much longer...unless I do a rose and emmett story. Sorry I didn't get this up last night, but here ya go.
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Recap:

I passed in and out of conciousness, trying to hold on like I had promised her. I remember one point where she stopped and put me down on the rumput and I came too.

The surrounds were diffrent, it looked like we were just out side a town. The strange thing was that it was unlike any town that I had ever seen. There were many buildings that I could see from this...

Warning: Thist is just my Fantasi coming through. And some information to you; the story plays before Bella became a Vampire and there is no Nessie in sight. So its just for our little Jacob's sake, he needs some luving.

...and so the story goes on

Right into it
I was alive, lebih than the past few months. I was able to sleep and lebih important i was willing to face the world. And why? All happened two days ago, when i had only one wish: To forget. But instead of that, my pain got washed away sejak a human girl. I didnt know her name, and i wasnt sure if i ever got a chance ot find out.- but she was...

Blood Lust
by: BuffyFaithfan1
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"...6 billions people! 6 billion souls! And sometimes, all anda need is one!"-Peyton Sawyer from OneTreeHill...
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I walked out onto the deck after the credits rolled. Edward went to put the movie away and as I stared into the depths of the blue...

Bella's POV

I woke up to Edward sitting beside me. I yawned and laid my head on his chest.
“Good morning,” I said.
“Good morning,” he berkata as he kissed me head.
“Ugh, what time is it?”
“Almost eleven thirty,” he berkata chuckling.
“Wow, I slept late. Good thing it’s Saturday,” I said.
“Yeah, well anda had a long night last night,” he said.
Last night, Alice came over to try out an outfit for the graduation party that night. She made me stay up to about midnight, trying out make up and an outfit. She had me out a blue dress baju and a pair of designer jeans. No doubt they were...

I was running inside of the forest where i hunted with my family. i sat on the rocks of the river, as i watched the stars i heard footsteps.
Mom i thought. But as i looked beyond the trees i didnt see just mom. i saw Mom, Kate, Tayna, Carmen, Zafrina, Aunt Rose , Aunt Alice, and last of all Leah.
Wait LEAH???! The person that helped stomp on my heart. And she came here to calm me down after she kissed my boyfriend!
Anger boiled up inside me, i stood up and walked to Leah. " How dare anda came here and tunjuk your face to me after what you've done." I yelled."Nessie, baby calm down ok?" Aunt...

“I better take anda home, now.” Jacob softly berkata as he pulled away from my face. “Your father might be hunting for me right this very moment.” He chuckled amused sejak the idea.

We snuck out. We wanted to be alone, away from the watchful eyes and listening ears of everyone. He took me to our kegemaran place here in La push –up on the cliff. We were sitting on the edge of the highest peak, our feet dangling over the edge.

The sky was a perfect setting for a night like this – the full moon hung just right overhead. The sky filled with thousands of twinkling stars.

A starlit night – I sighed...

Jacob couldn’t wait for another time.
Charlie and I were sitting in the living-room, watching TV and talking, when someone knocked on the door.
“Will anda get that, Kayla,” Charlie said. He was smiling. I didn’t like that smile. He knew something that I didn’t. I hated that.
I opened the door and almost had a hati, tengah-tengah attack. Standing there, grinning crazily, was Jacob.
“Jacob!” I said, utterly shocked.
His grin vanished when he saw me. His eyes went from shining happily, to blazing angrily. His hands balled up into fists and he started shaking. I grabbed one of his shaking arms and...

While Bella is unconscience Jacob is still with the boys so he doesn't really know that bella passed out. Christy is a new girl in town, a nurse so when she sees Bella she helps her feel a little bit better. Jacob finally runs into Bella and asks Christy what was wrong with her. "Nothing serious she just hit her head, does she fall down a lot because she doesn't really feel shocked at all?!"
"huh, yeah she tripps over a lot," Jacob sighed awkwardly. [i]Jake, pull yourself together man, what's wrong with you? it must be the weather. Who is this girl anyway?[i] After that hari on Bella and Christy...

I sat a menyeberang, cross from her at the table.I put my hand on hers"2 lebih days then anda tell Jacob.Are anda sure thats what anda want to do?"She looked at me and said"I Cinta you, I want you, and I need you.Not him."The look in her eyes was one of pain and Cinta anda could easily tell she was longing for the 2 days to be over so she could just get her feelings out."Do anda want me to come?"She looked at me again this time with hopefulness"I would Cinta for anda to come but are anda sure anda want to?I dont want there to be a fight atau anything because your there." I chucked at this"Nothing I can`t handle,so do...

Chapter 2)

When we arrived at my house Charlie, my dad, was home. I slumped my book bag over my shoulder and climbed out of the truck. “I Cinta you,” Edward whispered. “Love you.” I berkata back to him walking away. He got out of my truck and disappeared into the woods. I looked back at him but he was already gone. I walked inside the house to Charlie, who already ordered pizza and was watching ESPEN. I threw myself onto the sofa, kerusi panjang and Charlie looked up from the TV. “Bells? What’s wrong?”

I spoke into the sofa, kerusi panjang pillow. “Edward and his family are going away for a while and they don’t...

AN: Alright, welcome back to my crazy world. I own a valentine card with Edward on it. Does this mean I own Edward? No, Meyer calms all. I'm just playing with them a bit. As always much thanks go out to state of delusion for making this readable. Okay have fun.

Chapter 2

I am the Walrus

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come, you'll get a tan

From standing in the rain.

-The Beatles

"Alice!" I called into the sitting room. "I can't find my red and emas earrings, the ones with the Spanish Ros embossed on them. Do anda know where they are?"

"They're in the black velvet...

I had finally arrived in Silverton my new “home” but there was something different about this town it actually did feel like utama though I had no idea why.     I had already unpacked all of my furniture and everything so I was moved into my new house and I was going to go watch TV for a while before going to “bed”. I would begin school tomorrow which made me happy because I would having something to do.
    Today was my first hari of school at S.H.S. (Silverton High School) and I had no clue what was to come of it. Today I decided to go with something...

Note: I do not own Any of these characters except Amelia, Elizabeth and Ely. I do not own the Twilight Saga.


Alice:

I woke up today, a married women. Married to a wolf, a beautiful wolf. And a sister in law, to a loving 3 tahun old. I went hunting when i woke up and caught a deer, i took it utama because Winter is coming up and all the Haiwan will be asleep.
" Alice, will anda drop me off to nursery because Elizabeth is ill?" Amelia asked
"Yeah, OK." I replied
"Are anda working?"
"I think...I have to phone Tom and ask. I think I am because there is a big house that needs decorating on Oak street."
"Right"...

jake sat sejak me and held my hand. Not like a friend, but maybe more. What am I thinking, I just broke up. This is insane. My life is like being written, everything is changed all the time, first anda think something is going to last, and then it changes its weird, but I cant change it. atau can i?
“ness anda act like It was just a joke” my mother told me.
“it was a joke I was just getting too attached to it that’s all, I should have known that something so nice couldn’t be real, but I guess time will pass and I will get used to it, right jake?” I asked him and smiled at him. he looked...