Twilight Funnies

Edward Cullen

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero atau the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a utama run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will anda be my heroin?”

“Have anda been drinking? atau do I intoxicate you?”

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

“My sister can see the future. Let me give anda a clue, it’s Me + You.”

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I...

Hey everyone! Thanks for all the comments. I'm just going to stop apologising for never writing, one hari I might get quicker... but until that hari comes I'm sorry. (And sorry it is so short, I swear I will start Penulisan the seterusnya chapter tonight atau tomorrow, so fingers crossed that I finish it sejak seterusnya week)


Human Edward POV


I had a good feeling when I woke up this morning, I felt like something was going to happen, in a good way.
I went down stairs for Breakfast, like usual Mum had already made breakfast for Dad and I. We had our usual chit chat like any other morning. At 9 I walked to the pool...

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[Basic Info]

Name: Mackenzie Christine Foy
Nicknames: Kenzie atau Kenz [NOT MACK]
Age: 9 years old
Birthday: November 10th, 2000
Country: USA
Haircolor: Light Brown
EyeColor: Blue/Green
Height: 51.5 inches [ 4 ft 4 in]
Regular Size: 7-8
Shoesize: 2

[Fun Facts]

Mackenzie has take ballet, jazz, and tap.
She is also a Blue tali pinggang in Taekwondoe.
Likes Ballet best.
Sometimes gets little present from the company she Model for.
Loves both Berlakon and modeling.
Mackenzie is homeschooled.
Loves Giraffes.
Loves Kuda and Fairies.
Has 2 dogs, Windy and Dusty and a cat called Luna.

[Has Worked With...]

Photographers:...

Hey! I have made a fanpage for my articals!! I want anda to check it out and read the message I have left for anda on the page. Hope to see anda there...it would mean alot!!!
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Bella POV

The girls had fallen asleep sejak the time it came to get their costumes. It was much easier to pick them out without them criticing everything we showed them.

Alicen was going to be Ballerina Arial and Eli was going to be a cute little clown. Rose had bought a Playboy bunny costume and Emmett was going as Heff. That...I would have to see.

"I'm starved." Rose sighed as...