"You wanna know how I got these scars? My dad was a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy goes to grab the dapur pisau to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one..bit. He comes at me with the pisau and says 'Why So Serious'. He sticks the blade in my mouth and says 'Let's Put a Smile on that Face' and....why so serious?"
"I wanted to see what anda do...and anda didn't dissapoint. anda let five people die...and then, anda let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me that's cold."
"Batsie"
"I have telah diberi a name to my pain, and it is Batman!"
"I have a flying tetikus to kill....and I wanna clean my claws!"
"If you're good at something, never do it for free!"
"You looks nervous. Is it the scars? I had a wife once, beautiful...like you, who tells me I oughta smile more...that I get in too deep with lone sharks. One night, they carve her face, and we have no money for surgeries. I just want her to know I don't care about the scars so I take a razor..and do this to myself. She leaves...now I see the funny side...now I'm always smiling."
"I believe whatever doesn't kill anda simply makes you... stranger."
"And I thought my jokes were bad..."
"This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them.
"I am an agent of chaos."
"I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and turned it on itself."
"Come on! I want anda to do it...I want anda do it it! Hit me! Hit me!"
"I know why anda choose to have your little...group therapy sessions. I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman."
"They don't make em like they used to, ay Batsie?!"
"They don't make straightjackets like they used to...I should know. Hehehehehe!"
Gambol: "You think anda can just steal from us and walk away?"
Joker: In a complete matter-of-fact tone: "Yeah."
Batman: "Let her go."
Joker: *Looks stunned for a moment* "Very poor choice of words! Hahaha!"
"I'm like a dog chasing cars.... I don't even know what im gonna do if im going to catch one."
"You old eyes do not deceive anda Brucie, afterall who knew me better than you"
"Ears are to long and i miss the cape, not to shabby, not to shabby at all.....WOOF"
"What kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT, gets all of my press?"
"Now, our operation is small. There's a lot of room for aggressssiiiive expansion. So, which one of anda fine men would like to sertai our team? Oh and we only have one spot open so we're gonna have...tryouts."
people will die, starting tonight, i'm a man of my worddddddddd" hahahahahaha
"And here we go"
"A little song, a little dance, Batman's head on a lance!"
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!!"
"I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If anda could see inside, I'm really crying... If anda might sertai me for a weep!!"
"If anda gotta go, go with a smile!!"
"It's not about the money... It's about sending a message...
"You see...this is how crazy Batman has made Gotham! If anda want order in Gotham, Batman must take his mask off and turn himself in. Oh, and everyday he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I make art, until somebody dies."
Why didn't somebody tell me he has one of those... things!"
"You... IDIOT!!You made me! Remember? anda dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over!; and don't think that I didn't try!"
I'm the world's first fully functional homocidal artist"
"I've taken off my mask. Now, how about you, take of yours.."
"And where is the Batman? He's at home! Washing his tights!"
"And as for the uh, TV's so called "plan"...Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers..."
"You can call me..,Joker. And as anda can see, i'm alot happier..hehehehahaha"
"Winged freak,...terrorizes!.. Wait'll they get a load'a me.."
"I took Gotham's "White Knight" and brought him down to our level. As anda know, madness is like gravity...all it needs is a little push! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"This town needs an enema! Hahahahaha!"
"I wont be happy until we take that man there, put him in that box there, and shove it in that vat of acid there"
"All it takes is one bad hari to reduce the sanest man to lunacy."
"I wanted to see what anda do...and anda didn't dissapoint. anda let five people die...and then, anda let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me that's cold."
"Batsie"
"I have telah diberi a name to my pain, and it is Batman!"
"I have a flying tetikus to kill....and I wanna clean my claws!"
"If you're good at something, never do it for free!"
"You looks nervous. Is it the scars? I had a wife once, beautiful...like you, who tells me I oughta smile more...that I get in too deep with lone sharks. One night, they carve her face, and we have no money for surgeries. I just want her to know I don't care about the scars so I take a razor..and do this to myself. She leaves...now I see the funny side...now I'm always smiling."
"I believe whatever doesn't kill anda simply makes you... stranger."
"And I thought my jokes were bad..."
"This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them.
"I am an agent of chaos."
"I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and turned it on itself."
"Come on! I want anda to do it...I want anda do it it! Hit me! Hit me!"
"I know why anda choose to have your little...group therapy sessions. I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman."
"They don't make em like they used to, ay Batsie?!"
"They don't make straightjackets like they used to...I should know. Hehehehehe!"
Gambol: "You think anda can just steal from us and walk away?"
Joker: In a complete matter-of-fact tone: "Yeah."
Batman: "Let her go."
Joker: *Looks stunned for a moment* "Very poor choice of words! Hahaha!"
"I'm like a dog chasing cars.... I don't even know what im gonna do if im going to catch one."
"You old eyes do not deceive anda Brucie, afterall who knew me better than you"
"Ears are to long and i miss the cape, not to shabby, not to shabby at all.....WOOF"
"What kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT, gets all of my press?"
"Now, our operation is small. There's a lot of room for aggressssiiiive expansion. So, which one of anda fine men would like to sertai our team? Oh and we only have one spot open so we're gonna have...tryouts."
people will die, starting tonight, i'm a man of my worddddddddd" hahahahahaha
"And here we go"
"A little song, a little dance, Batman's head on a lance!"
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!!"
"I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If anda could see inside, I'm really crying... If anda might sertai me for a weep!!"
"If anda gotta go, go with a smile!!"
"It's not about the money... It's about sending a message...
"You see...this is how crazy Batman has made Gotham! If anda want order in Gotham, Batman must take his mask off and turn himself in. Oh, and everyday he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I make art, until somebody dies."
Why didn't somebody tell me he has one of those... things!"
"You... IDIOT!!You made me! Remember? anda dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over!; and don't think that I didn't try!"
I'm the world's first fully functional homocidal artist"
"I've taken off my mask. Now, how about you, take of yours.."
"And where is the Batman? He's at home! Washing his tights!"
"And as for the uh, TV's so called "plan"...Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers..."
"You can call me..,Joker. And as anda can see, i'm alot happier..hehehehahaha"
"Winged freak,...terrorizes!.. Wait'll they get a load'a me.."
"I took Gotham's "White Knight" and brought him down to our level. As anda know, madness is like gravity...all it needs is a little push! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"This town needs an enema! Hahahahaha!"
"I wont be happy until we take that man there, put him in that box there, and shove it in that vat of acid there"
"All it takes is one bad hari to reduce the sanest man to lunacy."
