At Hollywood Arts high school, we found the gang in class during the day.
Ms. Rogers: Okay, kids, let's start the hari with a few new math problems. [She writes a problem on the board.] What is fifteen times two? ...Come on kids, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Robbie smiles and raises his hand] Yes, Robbie?
Robbie: Twelve?
Ms. Rogers: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard who has a puppet.
Robbie: Rex is not a puppet!
Ms. Rogers: Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Tori: [raises her hand] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Jade: [mocking] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Tori: [shoots back] I don't talk like that! So shut up, goth demon!
Jade: Hey! Don't call me goth demon, anda fucking princess!
Ms. Rogers: Jade! Did anda just say the F-word?
Jade: Do anda mean princess?
Tori: No, she's talking about "fuck." anda can't say "fuck" in school, anda fucking goth girl!
Ms. Rogers: Tori!
Jade: Why the fuck not?
Ms. Rogers: Jade!
Cat: Oh my God, anda just berkata "fuck" again!
Ms. Rogers: Cat!
Trina: Fuck.
Ms. Rogers: Trina!
Jade: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Ms. Rogers: How would anda like to go see Lane, the school counselor?!
Jade: How would anda like to suck my vagina?
[the class gasps]
Beck: Jade....
Ms. Rogers: [stunned] What did anda just say?!
Jade: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I berkata was: [loudly] "How would anda like to suck my vagina, Ms. Rogers?!?!"
(silence when Ms. Rogers glared at Jade and Beck, Robbie, Andre, Tori, Cat and Trina looked shocked)
Cat: Holy shit, girl!
The end!!!
Ms. Rogers: Okay, kids, let's start the hari with a few new math problems. [She writes a problem on the board.] What is fifteen times two? ...Come on kids, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Robbie smiles and raises his hand] Yes, Robbie?
Robbie: Twelve?
Ms. Rogers: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard who has a puppet.
Robbie: Rex is not a puppet!
Ms. Rogers: Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Tori: [raises her hand] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Jade: [mocking] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Tori: [shoots back] I don't talk like that! So shut up, goth demon!
Jade: Hey! Don't call me goth demon, anda fucking princess!
Ms. Rogers: Jade! Did anda just say the F-word?
Jade: Do anda mean princess?
Tori: No, she's talking about "fuck." anda can't say "fuck" in school, anda fucking goth girl!
Ms. Rogers: Tori!
Jade: Why the fuck not?
Ms. Rogers: Jade!
Cat: Oh my God, anda just berkata "fuck" again!
Ms. Rogers: Cat!
Trina: Fuck.
Ms. Rogers: Trina!
Jade: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Ms. Rogers: How would anda like to go see Lane, the school counselor?!
Jade: How would anda like to suck my vagina?
[the class gasps]
Beck: Jade....
Ms. Rogers: [stunned] What did anda just say?!
Jade: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I berkata was: [loudly] "How would anda like to suck my vagina, Ms. Rogers?!?!"
(silence when Ms. Rogers glared at Jade and Beck, Robbie, Andre, Tori, Cat and Trina looked shocked)
Cat: Holy shit, girl!
The end!!!
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Your mamma is so fat when she farts she makes globle worming.
Your Mamma is so fat instead of god say let there be light he berkata hei alih out of the way.
Your Mamma is so big when she seen a taxi she yelled hei stop that twinkie.
Your mamma is so fat when she fell down the stairs she wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Your mamma is so fat she stepped on a pelangi, rainbow and made them skittles.
Your mamma is so fat were in her right know
Your mamma is so fat people jog around her.
Your mamma is so fat when she standed in front of the HOLYWOOD sign all anda could see was H and D.
And one joke for today :)
Ok Dieting Tips
1 Make a senarai of who has a problem with anda weight.
2 Cute them out of your life.
3 Enjoy having Lost hundred of ideats.
And if anda like my Mammas so fat jokes leave me a message when your done Membaca this :)
The girls of Victorious!
Freak The Freak Out-
I loved this episode! But the part where Trina is tied up on the counter and they're joking about her being dead ISN'T funny! Its weird, and gross!
Who Did It To Trina-
A great one. BUT! The part where Jade is Membaca the komen-komen and laughing is rude. I don't see how that could be funny.
The Diddly Bops-
"Tori, Jade can't fit her boobs in the ham burger!"
WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY PUT THAT IN A KID'S SHOW?!
AND...
"Tori, HOW DID JADE GET HER BOOBS IN THIS HAMBURGER?!"
What the heck?!
I could go on.
The boys of Victorious!
The cast together!
