1. It’s OK to kill people.
2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.
3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.
4. Medicine became obsolete in the tahun 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a dinding caused human health to regenerate to 100%.
5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for anda – your parents were wrong.
6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced sejak hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...
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