1.10 Asylum

Dean Winchester: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot!


Dean Winchester: God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.


Dean Winchester: anda ever watch daytime TV? It's terrible.
Sam Winchester: I talked to your doctor...
Dean Winchester: That fabric softener teddy bear... oooh, I'm gonna hunt that little jalang, perempuan jalang down.


Dean Winchester: I know it's not easy but I'm gonna die and anda can't stop it.
Sam Winchester: Watch me.


Officer: Hey, seterusnya time we see anda come back here, we'll put the fear of God in you.
Dean Winchester: Yea, Fear of God, Got It.


Sam Winchester:...

Sam Winchester: So Dad is sending us to Indiana to go hunting for something before another couple vanishes?
Dean Winchester: Yahtzee!


Dean Winchester: Hi, my name is John Bonham.
Scotty: Isn't that the drummer, acid for Led Zeppelin?
Dean Winchester: Wow. Good. Classic rock fan.


Sam Winchester: anda trust shady van guy and not me?
Meg: [smiles] Definitely!


Dean Winchester: I'm actually on my way to a local community college. I've got an appointment with a professor. anda know, since I don't have my trusty sidekick geek boy to do all the research.


There are no buses until the seterusnya day
Sam Winchester: Tomorrow?...

Dean Winchester: Hey, I gotta soalan for ya. anda seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?
Katherine: Yeah, I guess so.
Dean Winchester: Do me a favor, seterusnya time anda see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in.


Sam Winchester: What dad 'wants' doesn't matter!
Dean Winchester: Ya see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.


Katherine: How do anda guys know so much about this ghost stuff?
Sam Winchester: It's kind of our job.
Katherine: Why would anybody want a job like this?
Sam Winchester: I had a crappy guidance counselor.


Dean Winchester: You're...

Dean Winchester: [Describing Sam's role in the Winchester family] anda were kinda like the blonde chick in The Munsters!


Sam Winchester: The soalan is, why bugs? Why now?
Dean Winchester: Well, that's two questions...


Sam Winchester: They're saying it's mad cow.
Dean Winchester: Mad cow, that was on Oprah.
Sam Winchester: anda watch Oprah?


Sam Winchester: We're gonna squat in an empty house?
Dean Winchester: I wanna try the steam shower.


Matt Pike: Sorry, I told the truth.
Dean Winchester: We had a plan, Matt. What happened to the plan?


Dean Winchester: Growing up in a place like this would freak me...

Dean Winchester: Alright, if you're gonna be talking now, this is a very important phrase, so I want anda to repeat it back to me one lebih time.
Lucas Barr: Zeppelin rules.
Dean Winchester: That's right. Up high.
High fives Lucas


Dean Winchester: I just don't wanna leave this town until I know the kid's ok.
Sam Winchester: Who are you? And what have anda done with my brother?
Dean Winchester: Shut up.


Sam Winchester: People don't just disappear, Dean. Other people just stop looking for them.


Andrea Barr: [to Dean] Must be hard, with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent...