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So, what do anda get when anda get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ anda get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't know... Yeah, there are a lot of moments like that, which just adds to the stories suckyness.
Anyway, he gets these two helpers named holly and Jorge. However, Jorge just loves to talk about how holly has a sex life.... with his pet cat........ What the fuck, just what the fuck. This just comes out of the fucking blue and is just made to be some fucked up story. Trust me, it gets worse.
So, anyway, the women of the married couple says they should stop the movie, because her pet dog, which is now being mentioned, is bleeding. However, she doesn't know how, only to alih on to saying holly and Jorge did it. How the fuck does she know that so quickly. Anyway, she and the porn director then notice that holly and Jorge are gone, without anyone even noticing, even though they were in the same room with them.
Anyway, years later, the porn director is now a slum drunk. However, he gets sent to jail because, for some reason, he was involved with the woman's dog being injured. How? Well, he was filming holly having sex with the dog........... I think I'm going to be sick. And, for some unexplained reason, he was filming the entire thing. So, he gets arrested, and his family says how he is a disgrace. All he did was film. Sure, he is supposed to take half the blame, but my god, does he really need to have his family say he's dead to them. Fuck you, family. And, that's how the story ends.
So, yeah, Dirt Movie is just as dirty as a disease ridden uncleaned toilet.... then again, that would probably be better then this fanfic. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
People have always been saying how horror Filem are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror Filem today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, atau serial killers, atau zombies, atau god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror Filem of 2015. Let’s see here………….



….. Yeah, as anda can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. atau at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Mr. Walman: Now listen, lady. We’ve bought the land, and we are going to do what we please
Teacher: So you’re going to tear down our school
Mr. Walman: (Reads the school sign) Eastwood School for the Deaf. Oh, I see now. Well, we can’t let the children go without something. Here anda kids are (Hands them all coupons) These are all coupons for our sales on CDs. Okay, let’s get started
Teacher: Wait, how can they-
(A wrecking ball destroys the building)

Cody: (Walking with Wind and James) And then I spilled the burning grease on my arm and had to be taken to the hospital
Wind: That’s probably...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful hari in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
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Hello, everyone. My name is Robert C. Ockstain, and I have a something to tell all of you. Today, a group of people were shot up in the subway with an assault rifle. I mean, sure, the senapang was a watergun, and sure, everyone was enjoying themselves until the police came and shot the man. And sure, the man did throw down his gun and the police waited twenty saat before opening api, kebakaran onto the man, but this is all because the man in the subway was a psychotic asshole who deserved every bullet he had gotten. And what caused this man to go onto his killing spree that the police heroically prevented?...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: erhedfggh
 Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
(♫Christmas tiiiiiime is heeeere, selfishneeeees, and queeeers! :D♫)

(ALRIGHT I'LL STOP NOW. XD)

Windwakerguy430. One of my best Friends on here, even if I haven't known him for the LONGEST time. He's a fellow artikel creator who's pretty much ALWAYS on schedule, and has already made lebih artikel-artikel than I'll probably EVER create.

And even if they aren't all perfect, there's plenty of good ones to go around, case in point, this article.

I'll be listing off my bahagian, atas 5 kegemaran artikel-artikel from Windwakerguy430, in which we'll examine the best of his best and see which ones are REALLY worth checking...
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La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a peminat of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was berkata to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...
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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of Friends my own age. It’s not like I had no Friends in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy jam for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun api, kebakaran was a good hari in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: anda watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are anda anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do anda say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: anda had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours lalu
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask anda a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need anda to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sejak thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are anda the new api, kebakaran mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another kuda, kuda kecil on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, anda must be my new api, kebakaran mare....
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Link: So, what's the seterusnya place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph kedai to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: anda had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need anda to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho sejak taking pictures...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One jam later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told anda not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give anda the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer angkasa stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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posted by Canada24
Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to tunjuk a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were anda guys expecting. With that I will see anda all seterusnya time
Hello, everyone, and after finally catching up with Jojo up until Jojolion, and with either an OVA atau Vento Aureo being animated, as well as Diamond Records being released for mobile, and with the JOJO Great Festival that occurred on Sunday, I think now is a time to make at least one lebih Jojo related list. And what better senarai to make than a senarai of my kegemaran Stands in Jojo. And this time, I’m including them all, and that includes the main characters Stands, so I’m not holding back on anything. These will all be Stands from Jojo that I Cinta and what makes them so great, as well as a...
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