Wind: Hey, who ate all the Captain Crunch
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die
Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like anda gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)
Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, anda need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could anda drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking utama (Drives off)
Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places a rag over her while dragging her into the batang of his car)
Drunk: Hey, Wind. Let’s watch some TV
Wind: Okay
Drunk: (Finds TMZ) Oh, I Cinta this show
(5 saat Later)
Wind: (Throws Drunk out) Get the fuck out of my house
Wind: hei Drunk, the ice cream truck is here
Drunk: (Quickly runs out of the door and chases the truck)
Wind: anda couldn’t just wait for it to stop?
Little Girl: Hey, Uncle Wind
Wind: (Happily) Hey, sis. anda need something?
Little Girl: Can I learn how to twerk
(5 saat Later)
Wind: (Sprays her with a hose) BEGONE, DEMON!
Wind: Okay, let’s watch some TV
(Honey Boo Boo is on)
Wind: (Ties a noose around his neck) Oh well. I didn’t want to live anyway
Wind: anda know, what do anda think Black Butler would be like in America
(Watches a documentary on slaves)
Wind: This is not what I expected at all
Wind: Hey, Drunk. Bad news. Your parents are dead
Drunk: Oh my god
Wind: I know. It’s pretty hard to belie-
Drunk: I’M BATMAN!
People: (Dancing to loud music)
Wind: (Shoots them) NO!
Drunk: (Wakes up) It’s Krismas (Runs downstairs to see some guy stealing his stuff dressed as Santa) Santa?
Burglar: Merry Christmas, motherfucker (Hits him with a bat and runs out of the house)
Wind: (Filming) Hey, Drunk, anda got any pot
Drunk: (Shows it) Yeah
Wind: Can I buy some?
Drunk: Sure, but… why are anda filming this
Wind: Telling mom (Runs out of the room)
Drunk: anda motherfu- (Trips on the rug, while chasing him)
(Girl comes in in a dress)
Drunk: Wow. It’s beautiful
Girl: Aww, thank yo-
Wind: (Comes in with food) Hey, Drunk, I got the pizza
Drunk: Fuck yeah. That is beautiful (Looks at the pizza with excitement, ignoring the girl)
Baby: (Crying)
Wind: Aww, don’t cry. I’m here for you
Baby: …. (Cries louder)
Wind: Okay, fuck anda then. Crawl yourself back utama (Leaves)
Wind: (Playing Xbox)
(The power goes out)
Wind: Goddamn it……. (Takes out his 3DS and starts playing it)
Drunk: (At the bar with Wind, when his phone rings) Hello
Girl: Hey, can anda come over
Drunk: I can’t. I’m busy
Girl: But I’m utama alone
Drunk: Uh….
Wind: Hey, Drunk. the seterusnya jam is free beer
Drunk: (To the girl) I’m gay (Hangs up)
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die
Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like anda gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)
Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, anda need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could anda drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking utama (Drives off)
Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places a rag over her while dragging her into the batang of his car)
Drunk: Hey, Wind. Let’s watch some TV
Wind: Okay
Drunk: (Finds TMZ) Oh, I Cinta this show
(5 saat Later)
Wind: (Throws Drunk out) Get the fuck out of my house
Wind: hei Drunk, the ice cream truck is here
Drunk: (Quickly runs out of the door and chases the truck)
Wind: anda couldn’t just wait for it to stop?
Little Girl: Hey, Uncle Wind
Wind: (Happily) Hey, sis. anda need something?
Little Girl: Can I learn how to twerk
(5 saat Later)
Wind: (Sprays her with a hose) BEGONE, DEMON!
Wind: Okay, let’s watch some TV
(Honey Boo Boo is on)
Wind: (Ties a noose around his neck) Oh well. I didn’t want to live anyway
Wind: anda know, what do anda think Black Butler would be like in America
(Watches a documentary on slaves)
Wind: This is not what I expected at all
Wind: Hey, Drunk. Bad news. Your parents are dead
Drunk: Oh my god
Wind: I know. It’s pretty hard to belie-
Drunk: I’M BATMAN!
People: (Dancing to loud music)
Wind: (Shoots them) NO!
Drunk: (Wakes up) It’s Krismas (Runs downstairs to see some guy stealing his stuff dressed as Santa) Santa?
Burglar: Merry Christmas, motherfucker (Hits him with a bat and runs out of the house)
Wind: (Filming) Hey, Drunk, anda got any pot
Drunk: (Shows it) Yeah
Wind: Can I buy some?
Drunk: Sure, but… why are anda filming this
Wind: Telling mom (Runs out of the room)
Drunk: anda motherfu- (Trips on the rug, while chasing him)
(Girl comes in in a dress)
Drunk: Wow. It’s beautiful
Girl: Aww, thank yo-
Wind: (Comes in with food) Hey, Drunk, I got the pizza
Drunk: Fuck yeah. That is beautiful (Looks at the pizza with excitement, ignoring the girl)
Baby: (Crying)
Wind: Aww, don’t cry. I’m here for you
Baby: …. (Cries louder)
Wind: Okay, fuck anda then. Crawl yourself back utama (Leaves)
Wind: (Playing Xbox)
(The power goes out)
Wind: Goddamn it……. (Takes out his 3DS and starts playing it)
Drunk: (At the bar with Wind, when his phone rings) Hello
Girl: Hey, can anda come over
Drunk: I can’t. I’m busy
Girl: But I’m utama alone
Drunk: Uh….
Wind: Hey, Drunk. the seterusnya jam is free beer
Drunk: (To the girl) I’m gay (Hangs up)