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Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. anda know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with anda all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy per franchise. With that said, let us start the list

#10: Balverines from Fable



Fable isn’t much of a combat heavy game. It’s not bad, it’s just… different from most action RPG’s. However, when anda introduce the Balverines into it, then it’s a whole other story. The Balverines are always in dark forest areas, just waiting to attack anda atau any other unlucky traveller. When anda do get near them, you’d better run to the seterusnya region, because unlike most enemies when they chase you, they do NOT stop. They keep chasing anda until anda leave that area. If anda do decide to fight them, they will attack anda with lunges that deflect your blocks and fast swipes that could result in a combo, constantly hitting you. Combos belong in fighting games, not freaking RPG’s. And when they jump in the air to get behind you, they stay up there for what feels like an eternity just wasting your time. In Fable II, their just as bad, because they always attack in packs. They are NEVER alone. anda have to deal with lebih than one, so anda need to watch them. However, I put them much lower on the senarai because after anda learn their attack patterns, their so much easier. But trust me, for newcomers to the Fable franchise, their pretty annoying.

#9: Merryweather from Grand Theft Auto V



I could have put the police down, but I felt that these guys deserved it a bit more. Unlike the police, Merryweather are able to appear just about anywhere at any moment. They can come behind corners, and are quick to send in reinforcements. Now, for those who say that “Oh, they're just the police, only in story mode”, your kinda right. But, why do I find them lebih annoying then the police. Well, for starters, I never got attacked sejak the police as much as many others, and that Merryweather are ALWAYS quick to start shooting at anda when a mission starts. Whenever anda have to talk to Dave, they’re there. Whenever anda make it onto the ship, they’re there. When you're just doing something that they’re not even involved in, they’re freaking there. Also, they wear body armor, making them lebih resistant to hits as much as usual police, and they carry much stronger guns, so they can kill anda pretty easily. And they always attack in huge groups and with helicopters. Some times, lebih than one. And they can also attack anda in such small areas, and even the selamat, peti deposit keselamatan house isn’t selamat, peti deposit keselamatan from these guys. At least the police have standards

#8: Other Players from Mario Party



Okay, they may not be enemies, but they are still pretty annoying. In Mario Party, this game has been notorious for the game that destroyed friendships worldwide. In this game, the lives of your companions do not matter. anda need to collect all of the stars and all of the coins and be the best like no one ever was. That’s easier berkata than done, as your opponents will risk their lives in order to take your coins and your stars. They will defeat anda in mini-games, force anda to give them your stuff in Chance Time, lose it all to other characters, and just laugh at your face in the end when they take the lead and win the game, as they stand on the podium, laughing at your defeat. And to think that anda are allies with these people. This is the worst party I’ve ever been to, and I don’t get to go to many parties

#7: Creepers from Minecraft



Imagine yourself, building a huge civilization, atau maybe a huge istana, castle that touches the sky. anda have been working on this for the past seven hours. Your hands are sweating, your eyes are burning, anda have to go to the bathroom, anda skipped lunch for this, but anda have finally managed to get that istana, castle anda wanted finished. Then, suddenly, a green creature comes along and blows up the entire thing, making all your progress worthless…. That is the Creeper for you. The Creepers are both annoying and the most horrifying thing in the entire franchise. This is because, when anda are making the biggest fort ever, these things come along, with the intent to destroy your lives work, even if they have to sacrifice their lives for it. And trust me, they are willing to take anda with them if anda are not careful. Just hearing that hissing sound at night is enough to scare any Minecraft player to death. And this is why Creative Mode was made.

#6: Medusa Heads from Castlevania



Oh my god, anda all knew I had to talk about these things sooner atau later. The Medusa Heads have one purpose and one purpose only. To utterly piss anda off, and they did a perfect job at it. They alih around up and down in a pattern that, despite learning it, and having the classic Castlevania players have their pattern memorized forever, their pattern is still hard to avoid. And in Castlevania, they also have knock back, having anda jump back whenever anda get hurt sejak enemies, so when the Medusa Heads come along, they are made to knock anda off the ledges and kill anda in one hit. But the worst I’ve seen is in Symphony of the Night, because, despite the fact that being knocked off the ledge would result in a long climb back up, but then there are the stone ones, which not only counts as a hit, but can petrify anda and give anda another hit from nearby enemies. Why Medusa has so many freaking heads, I don’t know, but I wish she’d stop sending them flying toward me

#5: Like-Like from Legend of Zelda



There are quite a few Zelda enemies, but rarely did I run into any that annoyed me…. And then the Like-Like’s came into existence. These things are literally just another way to make anda use the rupees. Granted, rupees are never really used because anda can find a lot of useful stuff for free. But that doesn’t excuse these guys from stealing my tunic and shield. Like-Like’s are very few in this game, so thank goodness for that, but for the few times anda do meet them is enough to drive me mad. anda need to attack the Like-Like in very small swipes and do some damage to them. But don’t even think about getting greedy. If anda stay close to it for too long, it will devour you, and spit anda out, but not before taking your shield atau special tunics. You’d better kill those things fast, because if anda don’t, anda will lose those items, and anda will have to go and get them again. And anda can run into a Like-Like in the dreaded Water Temple, and it can take your Blue Tunic, which is a very useful item in this temple, so that is just totally unfair. And of course, they appear again in Majora’s Mask. But only in the ocean, so don’t worry about them there too much

#4: Eagles from Far Cry 4



Like I said, I have never played Ninja Gaiden, so I can not include the falcons from that game on here. However, I still can include their equally annoying new gen counterparts. The eagles in this game must really hate the protagonist if they are really willing to go out of their way to swoop down and try to kill them. And trust me, for a couple of animals, they are deadly. They are able to swoop down really fast, and when they grab you, they aren’t going to let go without a fight. And what a fight, because they are just so annoying, because not only are they small targets, but they are incredibly fast, and they will always fly around you, making it hard to even land a hit with anything. And before anda know it, they’ll be on anda once again, trying to peck your eyes out. Their so annoying, in fact, that not only did Kotaku do an entire artikel on the eagles, but “Far Cry 4 Eagles Annoying” has been Google searched so much, that it is to be expected when typing anything Far Cry related. And I thought I was playing Far Cry 4, not Hitchcock’s The Birds game.

#3: Poison Headcrabs from Half-Life 2



I can handle the normal Headcrabs. Yes, they can get a little annoying what with jumping around, but I never found it too bad. The Poison Headcrabs are a totally different story. Just looking at these things is enough to make me feel sick to my stomach. But trust me, the sight alone is nothing compared to their attack. When they leap at you, they don’t just damage you. Yeah, that would be bad enough, but no. They bring your entire health down to one. anda only have one hit point before death. And it does not matter how much health anda have. Even if anda are at full health, anda will still be dropped to one hit point. Oh, but it get’s worse. Just take a look at the Poison Headcrab Zombies, who carry three of these things on them at once and will happily chuck them at anda just to poison you. I mean for goodness sake, not only are they deadly, but they can be thrown like footballs to your general location. Even on roofs, they can make it up there. And this is why we don’t go to Ravenholm

#2: Cliffracers from Elder Scrolls: Morrowind



I had to put these guys here. And how could I not. They’re the bane of every Morrowind players existence. These things are a lot harder to hit, as they float above ground. It makes it real hard to hit them, but they are still able to hit you, and they will. Oh, but trust me, there’s a lot more. If anda thought one was bad enough, try an entire army of them. And yes, there can be an entire army of these things, just flying above you, making that dreaded sound, as anda try your best to hit them with arrows atau cast magic on them. And they are also everywhere in the entire game. And I don’t mean just a couple of areas. I mean every region in the entire game has at least one army of Cliffracers, waiting to attack you. Oh, but the worst part, and I mean the absolute worst part of these things is something that could have been avoided. In this game, whenever anda level up, anda get stronger. However, to keep the challenge, the game was made to where the enemies level up with you. So, when anda get stronger, the enemies get stronger. And yes, that includes the damn Cliffracers. So unlike any other RPG, in this one, anda are unable to weaken these things with stats. So what could possibly be worse…. Oooooh boy

#1: Skeleton Wheel from Dark Souls



Dark Souls is a hard game. Hard, but it never feels unfair… But there are a few expectations. Theres the Crystal Caves, katil of Chaos…. And these things. These things are the worst part of the worst level, the Catacombs. In fact, these enemies are what makes the Catacombs the worst level in the entire game. What is it that makes these things terrible? Well, let’s see. What happens is that these enemies are always attacking anda in packs of six atau seven. While that wouldn’t be too bad, what makes it bad is that these enemies have a constant barrage of attacks. It wouldn’t be too bad, but the problem is that they will constantly attack you, running our your stamina. Even with the Greatshield of Artorias, which is regarded as the best shield in the game, it is no use against them. And once that stamina is gone, anda might as well take the beating, because trust me, they do NOT stop. And anda can’t even attack them, don’t even bother. And this is because they are so fast, they will just ride away before anda can hit them. Only to have them ride back toward you, ready to attack anda again. The only way anda are going to survive your encounter with these enemies is to just run away, and do your best to dodge them. Trust me, anda can not fight them atau block them, so running is the only way to survive. And still, that may not be good enough, because, like I said, they are fast, and they are ready to murder you, and they just may succeed in their vendetta. But the worst part of these enemies is that they were the enemies that almost made me give up on Dark Souls. With every other enemy on the list, they were bad, but I never felt like forever abandoning the game. But with these guys, I was about ready to give up on Dark Souls forever, and never experience a great game such as this. I only kept playing because I went to a different area, beat that area, and managed to beat the Catacombs, finally finishing this hard game. If an enemy can nearly cause me to nearly forever abandon a game, then they deserve the bahagian, atas spot of most annoying video game enemies.

Well, there anda have it. Did anda enjoy the list? Tell me what anda thought of it. With that said, I will see anda all seterusnya time
Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I Cinta Resident Evil. I Cinta them almost all of them. I Cinta the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with anda all the monsters...
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anda know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a senarai of the bahagian, atas ten best. So, the rules for this senarai are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that berkata and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my bahagian, atas Ten Hated Characters in Kartun and my bahagian, atas Ten Hated Characters in Anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT lebih hated characters in Kartun and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little Anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own Friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old peminat-peminat are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as anda can see, this game...
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the bahagian, atas ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the bahagian, atas ten so easily. Most of my bahagian, atas ten kegemaran games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the senarai and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a lebih niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, atau Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, atau a blue little jalang, perempuan jalang who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the Debat once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! anda wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of anda know Sega? Okay, now how many of anda know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of anda actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good soalan because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can anda lose your virginity if anda fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what anda learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But sejak that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel atau a crying smiley face”
Oh anda innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can anda actually lose weight sejak rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I Cinta horror movies. Their easily my kegemaran genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the Filem that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror Filem I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only Filem that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, atau Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm jalan - Now, before anda all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm jalan was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a Creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare anda all for the stupidest thing anda will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. anda know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my kegemaran fighting game franchise ever. I Cinta playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my kegemaran so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, atau the Tekken tournament, hosted sejak the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off sejak saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, anda LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, alih OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed sejak zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't anda die on me, anda little bitch. Get up. I berkata get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: anda FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the baru-baru ini era. A man who is berkata to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who anda ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This artikel contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, anda have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with anda five lebih things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, anda may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if anda wish to tunjuk me things that anda yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the tahun 2010, we got an Anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in Filem like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This Anime had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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