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Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. anda know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with anda all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy per franchise. With that said, let us start the list

#10: Balverines from Fable



Fable isn’t much of a combat heavy game. It’s not bad, it’s just… different from most action RPG’s. However, when anda introduce the Balverines into it, then it’s a whole other story. The Balverines are always in dark forest areas, just waiting to attack anda atau any other unlucky traveller. When anda do get near them, you’d better run to the seterusnya region, because unlike most enemies when they chase you, they do NOT stop. They keep chasing anda until anda leave that area. If anda do decide to fight them, they will attack anda with lunges that deflect your blocks and fast swipes that could result in a combo, constantly hitting you. Combos belong in fighting games, not freaking RPG’s. And when they jump in the air to get behind you, they stay up there for what feels like an eternity just wasting your time. In Fable II, their just as bad, because they always attack in packs. They are NEVER alone. anda have to deal with lebih than one, so anda need to watch them. However, I put them much lower on the senarai because after anda learn their attack patterns, their so much easier. But trust me, for newcomers to the Fable franchise, their pretty annoying.

#9: Merryweather from Grand Theft Auto V



I could have put the police down, but I felt that these guys deserved it a bit more. Unlike the police, Merryweather are able to appear just about anywhere at any moment. They can come behind corners, and are quick to send in reinforcements. Now, for those who say that “Oh, they're just the police, only in story mode”, your kinda right. But, why do I find them lebih annoying then the police. Well, for starters, I never got attacked sejak the police as much as many others, and that Merryweather are ALWAYS quick to start shooting at anda when a mission starts. Whenever anda have to talk to Dave, they’re there. Whenever anda make it onto the ship, they’re there. When you're just doing something that they’re not even involved in, they’re freaking there. Also, they wear body armor, making them lebih resistant to hits as much as usual police, and they carry much stronger guns, so they can kill anda pretty easily. And they always attack in huge groups and with helicopters. Some times, lebih than one. And they can also attack anda in such small areas, and even the selamat, peti deposit keselamatan house isn’t selamat, peti deposit keselamatan from these guys. At least the police have standards

#8: Other Players from Mario Party



Okay, they may not be enemies, but they are still pretty annoying. In Mario Party, this game has been notorious for the game that destroyed friendships worldwide. In this game, the lives of your companions do not matter. anda need to collect all of the stars and all of the coins and be the best like no one ever was. That’s easier berkata than done, as your opponents will risk their lives in order to take your coins and your stars. They will defeat anda in mini-games, force anda to give them your stuff in Chance Time, lose it all to other characters, and just laugh at your face in the end when they take the lead and win the game, as they stand on the podium, laughing at your defeat. And to think that anda are allies with these people. This is the worst party I’ve ever been to, and I don’t get to go to many parties

#7: Creepers from Minecraft



Imagine yourself, building a huge civilization, atau maybe a huge istana, castle that touches the sky. anda have been working on this for the past seven hours. Your hands are sweating, your eyes are burning, anda have to go to the bathroom, anda skipped lunch for this, but anda have finally managed to get that istana, castle anda wanted finished. Then, suddenly, a green creature comes along and blows up the entire thing, making all your progress worthless…. That is the Creeper for you. The Creepers are both annoying and the most horrifying thing in the entire franchise. This is because, when anda are making the biggest fort ever, these things come along, with the intent to destroy your lives work, even if they have to sacrifice their lives for it. And trust me, they are willing to take anda with them if anda are not careful. Just hearing that hissing sound at night is enough to scare any Minecraft player to death. And this is why Creative Mode was made.

#6: Medusa Heads from Castlevania



Oh my god, anda all knew I had to talk about these things sooner atau later. The Medusa Heads have one purpose and one purpose only. To utterly piss anda off, and they did a perfect job at it. They alih around up and down in a pattern that, despite learning it, and having the classic Castlevania players have their pattern memorized forever, their pattern is still hard to avoid. And in Castlevania, they also have knock back, having anda jump back whenever anda get hurt sejak enemies, so when the Medusa Heads come along, they are made to knock anda off the ledges and kill anda in one hit. But the worst I’ve seen is in Symphony of the Night, because, despite the fact that being knocked off the ledge would result in a long climb back up, but then there are the stone ones, which not only counts as a hit, but can petrify anda and give anda another hit from nearby enemies. Why Medusa has so many freaking heads, I don’t know, but I wish she’d stop sending them flying toward me

#5: Like-Like from Legend of Zelda



There are quite a few Zelda enemies, but rarely did I run into any that annoyed me…. And then the Like-Like’s came into existence. These things are literally just another way to make anda use the rupees. Granted, rupees are never really used because anda can find a lot of useful stuff for free. But that doesn’t excuse these guys from stealing my tunic and shield. Like-Like’s are very few in this game, so thank goodness for that, but for the few times anda do meet them is enough to drive me mad. anda need to attack the Like-Like in very small swipes and do some damage to them. But don’t even think about getting greedy. If anda stay close to it for too long, it will devour you, and spit anda out, but not before taking your shield atau special tunics. You’d better kill those things fast, because if anda don’t, anda will lose those items, and anda will have to go and get them again. And anda can run into a Like-Like in the dreaded Water Temple, and it can take your Blue Tunic, which is a very useful item in this temple, so that is just totally unfair. And of course, they appear again in Majora’s Mask. But only in the ocean, so don’t worry about them there too much

#4: Eagles from Far Cry 4



Like I said, I have never played Ninja Gaiden, so I can not include the falcons from that game on here. However, I still can include their equally annoying new gen counterparts. The eagles in this game must really hate the protagonist if they are really willing to go out of their way to swoop down and try to kill them. And trust me, for a couple of animals, they are deadly. They are able to swoop down really fast, and when they grab you, they aren’t going to let go without a fight. And what a fight, because they are just so annoying, because not only are they small targets, but they are incredibly fast, and they will always fly around you, making it hard to even land a hit with anything. And before anda know it, they’ll be on anda once again, trying to peck your eyes out. Their so annoying, in fact, that not only did Kotaku do an entire artikel on the eagles, but “Far Cry 4 Eagles Annoying” has been Google searched so much, that it is to be expected when typing anything Far Cry related. And I thought I was playing Far Cry 4, not Hitchcock’s The Birds game.

#3: Poison Headcrabs from Half-Life 2



I can handle the normal Headcrabs. Yes, they can get a little annoying what with jumping around, but I never found it too bad. The Poison Headcrabs are a totally different story. Just looking at these things is enough to make me feel sick to my stomach. But trust me, the sight alone is nothing compared to their attack. When they leap at you, they don’t just damage you. Yeah, that would be bad enough, but no. They bring your entire health down to one. anda only have one hit point before death. And it does not matter how much health anda have. Even if anda are at full health, anda will still be dropped to one hit point. Oh, but it get’s worse. Just take a look at the Poison Headcrab Zombies, who carry three of these things on them at once and will happily chuck them at anda just to poison you. I mean for goodness sake, not only are they deadly, but they can be thrown like footballs to your general location. Even on roofs, they can make it up there. And this is why we don’t go to Ravenholm

#2: Cliffracers from Elder Scrolls: Morrowind



I had to put these guys here. And how could I not. They’re the bane of every Morrowind players existence. These things are a lot harder to hit, as they float above ground. It makes it real hard to hit them, but they are still able to hit you, and they will. Oh, but trust me, there’s a lot more. If anda thought one was bad enough, try an entire army of them. And yes, there can be an entire army of these things, just flying above you, making that dreaded sound, as anda try your best to hit them with arrows atau cast magic on them. And they are also everywhere in the entire game. And I don’t mean just a couple of areas. I mean every region in the entire game has at least one army of Cliffracers, waiting to attack you. Oh, but the worst part, and I mean the absolute worst part of these things is something that could have been avoided. In this game, whenever anda level up, anda get stronger. However, to keep the challenge, the game was made to where the enemies level up with you. So, when anda get stronger, the enemies get stronger. And yes, that includes the damn Cliffracers. So unlike any other RPG, in this one, anda are unable to weaken these things with stats. So what could possibly be worse…. Oooooh boy

#1: Skeleton Wheel from Dark Souls



Dark Souls is a hard game. Hard, but it never feels unfair… But there are a few expectations. Theres the Crystal Caves, katil of Chaos…. And these things. These things are the worst part of the worst level, the Catacombs. In fact, these enemies are what makes the Catacombs the worst level in the entire game. What is it that makes these things terrible? Well, let’s see. What happens is that these enemies are always attacking anda in packs of six atau seven. While that wouldn’t be too bad, what makes it bad is that these enemies have a constant barrage of attacks. It wouldn’t be too bad, but the problem is that they will constantly attack you, running our your stamina. Even with the Greatshield of Artorias, which is regarded as the best shield in the game, it is no use against them. And once that stamina is gone, anda might as well take the beating, because trust me, they do NOT stop. And anda can’t even attack them, don’t even bother. And this is because they are so fast, they will just ride away before anda can hit them. Only to have them ride back toward you, ready to attack anda again. The only way anda are going to survive your encounter with these enemies is to just run away, and do your best to dodge them. Trust me, anda can not fight them atau block them, so running is the only way to survive. And still, that may not be good enough, because, like I said, they are fast, and they are ready to murder you, and they just may succeed in their vendetta. But the worst part of these enemies is that they were the enemies that almost made me give up on Dark Souls. With every other enemy on the list, they were bad, but I never felt like forever abandoning the game. But with these guys, I was about ready to give up on Dark Souls forever, and never experience a great game such as this. I only kept playing because I went to a different area, beat that area, and managed to beat the Catacombs, finally finishing this hard game. If an enemy can nearly cause me to nearly forever abandon a game, then they deserve the bahagian, atas spot of most annoying video game enemies.

Well, there anda have it. Did anda enjoy the list? Tell me what anda thought of it. With that said, I will see anda all seterusnya time
So, I want to talk about an amazing Anime that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That Anime is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an Anime that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down sejak the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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Link: Okay, so, what do we do seterusnya on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are anda serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't anda find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: anda will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one lebih person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. anda mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: anda want your reward atau not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the Kandi store
Tetra:...
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, sejak setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK anda (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the seterusnya Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are anda still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Final Fantasi 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in soalan is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, anda will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
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pantas, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! anda had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that anda were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. anda have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what anda did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard pantas, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. anda can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, atau that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful artikel I plan on making. atau yet another bulan long project that may atau may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...
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Technophilia

November, 2099. The sun has become a dim light that was once a magnificent star. The Earth has grown cold and dark. Soon the sun will go out. No one who can afford to leave stays there, and those that do stay on Earth only do so for reasons of nostalgia atau lack of finances. The outer solar system has now become humanity’s home. Large angkasa stations have been built on asteroids all across the solar system. The first of these was the angkasa colony known as New Olympus. What started out as a small colony on a large rock has grown into a massive empire, where neon lights shine brighter...
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So despite the fact that I talked about Dual Destinies, it is not my kegemaran of the Ace Attorney games. Sure, I am aware of it’s really good story and it’s technical advancements to the franchise, but my kegemaran in the franchise is the very first one I played… And considering the narrative in the franchise, it may not have been great to start with the third game in the franchise, but whatever.
Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations follows Phoenix Wright in his third tahun of being a defense lawyer. As he deals with the past that is coming back to haunt him in the form of a mysterious...
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(NOTE: This is an old artikel I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a tunjuk that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my Kegemaran as well, so understand that before Membaca this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF anda THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were anda dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like anda don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...
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So, there are people out there who prefer Anime over western Kartun and there are people who prefer western Kartun over anime. Me, personally, well, if anda asked me at the age of seven, I would have berkata western. But, telah diberi the shit we see today, I think its obvious that Anime is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, atau Avatar: The Last Airbender, but anda know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying orange TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an Anime that has the western style animation. That tunjuk would be the...
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