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Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple Anjing (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! anda don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should perpecahan, berpecah up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well then (Shoots the zombie and blows his head up)

Wind: (Looks at the dead body of Forest) Oh, poor Forest. But I thank anda for the grenade launcher. I promise to always remember you
(5 saat later)
Wind: It’s a good thing I got that gun off of whatshisname. Now I can finally do some real damage

Richard: (Holding his arm)
Wind: Damn, that’s pretty bad. How did anda even do that
Richard: It was this snake
Wind: A snake? A snake did THAT (Points at the large hole in his arm with venom in his arm)
Richard: I need serum
Wind: Serum…. huh…. Well, that’s on the other side of the mansion, so….. Yeah…. Bye (Leaves)

Yawn, the Giant Snake: (Appears in front of Wind)
Wind: Oh shit. That guy wasn’t kidding…. Huh…. (Shoots at the snake)

Wind: And that makes four masks (Places all four masks on the statues)
Crimson Head: (Comes out of the coffin)
Wind: (Shoots it with a grenade) Yeah, yeah. I get it. Spooky house of jump scares. Fuck off already

Wind: (Wakes up in a cabin) Oh man, my head
Lisa Trevor: (Stands over him)
Wind: Oh god, tell me we didn’t….

Wesker: (Shooting gun down a hallway)
Wind: What are anda shooting at
Wesker: Oh, you’re alive
Wind: Yeah. Kinda sounds like anda don’t want me to be alive
Wesker: It’s good to know your safe
Wind: Is it? I mean, anda are wearing sunglasses in a completely dark house and your talking in a very low voice. I’m pretty sure you're evil
Wesker: I’ll go and check the other side of the mansion
Wind: Yeah, anda better run

Enricho: (Lying against a wall)
Wind: Oh hey. It’s the Mexican. How are anda doing
Enricho: The STARS are finished. Someone is a traitor
Wind: It’s Wesker, isn’t it? I bet it’s Wesker
Enricho; (Gets shot from afar and dies)
Wind: Oh shit? Does the border patrol extend this far?

Barry: What is this?
Wind: It’s an elevator, Barry
Barry: Where does it go
Wind: Down, obviously

Lisa Trevor: (Walks toward Wind)
Wind: Oh, god, it’s you. I appreciate anda resting my head down and keeping me from getting eaten sejak zombies in my sleep, but I don’t know what anda could have done to me, so please leave me alone (Runs in the opposite direction)

Barry: (Goes up the elevator)
Wind: Barry! BARRY, WHAT THE FUCK! IF I SEE anda AGAIN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD!

Barry: (Looking over stone casket)
Wind: (Pulls gun out and aims it at Barry) Hey, Barry! Remember me?!
Barry: Look, anda don’t understand. I can explain
Wind: Oh, I’m sure anda can
(Lisa Trevor walks in)
Wind: Oh fuck, this jalang, perempuan jalang again
Lisa Trevor: There’s no time. Hand me my gun
Wind: ….. Fuck it (Gives Barry his gun) Just shoot the jalang, perempuan jalang until she dies
Barry: Thanks (Shoots at Lisa)

Wind: Okay, so what are these Gamecubes for? (Puts a disc in one of them, and a door at the end of the hall grows with one green light) Okay…. Maybe something good is in there… I’ll come back for it later

Wind: (Walks into a lab, with Barry behind him) When the fuck did anda get here, Barry
Wesker: (At a control panel) Well, good work on making it this for
Wind: (Sarcastically) Oh shit! Wesker’s evil? I never would have guessed. Oh my god. Ho- (Wesker hits Wind) OW! Take a joke, dick!
Tyrant: (Comes out and kills Wesker)
Wind: Ha ha. Now who's laughing
Tyrant: (Turns to Wind)
Wind: Ah, shit (Shoots at the Tyrant as it moves toward him)

Barry: Come on, let’s get out of here
Wind: Probably won’t be that hard
(The self destruct alarm goes off)
Wind: FUCK

Wind: (Sends a signal rocket) And now I wait
(The Tyrant jumps onto the roof)
Wind: Oh goody, I was hoping I’d have something to pass the time

Brad: (From the helicopter, he throws a rocket down) Use this
Wind: Oh, fuck yeah (Picks up the rocket and shoots it at Tyrant, blowing him up) FUCK YEAH

Wind: (In the helicopter, with Chris and Barry) Well, for once, I didn’t kill everyone. I guess the dozens of zombies was enough to satisfy my bloodlust for the day….. Though, I could have sworn we forgot something… But I can’t remember what
(Meanwhile)
Chris: I’m sure they’ll come and save me. I’ll be out in no- (The mansion explodes)
Well, after a full Easter Sunday away from my computer, it’s nice to come back to my utama and just sit and play video games, because lord knows I got nothing better to do with my time. So, while I was out with a friend, looking for old games, my eyes spotted a copy of Silent bukit 4: The Room, a game that I had rarely heard about. I had to get my hands on it, and so, I did. But before I played it, I looked into it, and discovered that, this game is, in fact, not seen in the best of light, with people saying that this was the game that started the downfall of the Silent bukit franchise. Now,...
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Before following the story, we must ask, what is Nuzlocke? Nuzlocke is a challenge in Pokemon games where the player must follow the specific rules. 1: They can only catch one Pokemon for an area, and can only catch the first one. If they can’t catch that Pokemon, then they are not allowed to catch any Pokemon for that route. saat rule, all Pokemon must be named in order to form a stronger bond with them. Third and final rule, if a Pokemon faints, they are dead, and must be released atau placed in the box permanently. The challenge was made to make the game harder and to make the bonds with...
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When a game comes to a console, it usually happens to either be made for that one console atau made for a couple other ones, especially in the baru-baru ini years. anda don’t see much console exclusive games anymore. A few roll around, like Xbox’s Halo, Playstations Crash and a plethora of Nintendo exclusives, but there are times when games get ported to other consoles. Sometimes it’s great, and other times it’s…. Not great. Heck, it can be considered that some of the worst games, atau at least, some of the worst of a year, are just ports. Remember the original PS3 Skyrim? Boy, what a mess that...
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When anda are a young man, no job, and college is hitting anda real hard with assignments, I say that there is no better place to find games that no one else will play than your local libraries. I don’t know if all libraries do this, but the one in my area allows people to rent not just books, but Filem and video games. I found some pretty good games there, as well as some… Less good ones. But regardless, these games are in fact underrated, so it is my job to review them. And what better game to review than an underrated Wii game, cendawan Men: The Spore Wars.



~Story~

Mushroom Men: The...
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When it comes to horror movies, anda all know that the one thing that makes a movie for me is jumpscares. There’s nothing I Cinta lebih than jumpscares. There is also nothing I Cinta lebih than seeing characters go out into the killer’s path even though they could have lived if they stayed put. I Cinta it. But I also Cinta monsters just as much. And there are lots of great Hollywood monsters like the Leprechaun, the gorilla with the topi keledar from Robot Monster, the Gingerdead Man, the Goblins from Troll 2, and who can forget the classic Shitweasles from Dreamcatcher? But, I think I know one horror...
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Welcome to the sixth hari of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This seterusnya one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage Filem get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The saat reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest Krismas horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...
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There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. anda know, those games that make anda think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” atau “This looks like a kids game”, and when anda play it, anda feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...
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2014 was a great tahun for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best Anime and most beloved sejak the Anime community was a horror anime. That Anime being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.



Parasyte: The Maxim is an Anime based on the Manga sejak Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that anda waited until 2014 to make an Anime of this series?! Oh well....
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(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, atau new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short senarai of what would happen if anda let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood sejak killing beloved video game characters atau assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do anda mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...
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Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were Friends aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought anda hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO anda LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can anda do me a favour? Do anda see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...
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Now, we all know movies, and we all Cinta them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from Filem I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...
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Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell anda all my bahagian, atas kegemaran villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain anda wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

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Agahnim


#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to katil early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought anda some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...
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Good news and bad news, to all anda Rockstar peminat-peminat out there. Bad news, this is the last GTA entry on this entire list. Good news, it's the best one out there. After playing through the lebih baru-baru ini GTA games, I wanted to go back and try out the older ones. But not GTA 1 old. Little later after that. And one of them was the lovely San Andreas. So let us talk about the great San Andreas and see just what-



WindWakerGuy430: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second! What is this doing here?!
SeanTheHedgehog: I am in charge of this review.
WindWakerGuy430: Says who?! Oh, right. I had that hangover...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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 The bulatan moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed sejak the name, WindWakerGuy430
The bulatan moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed sejak the name, WindWakerGuy430


Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 peminat Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker...
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sejak an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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