So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack sejak everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
anda play as either a noble human, a noble atau peasant Dwarf atau a peasant atau tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, anda end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the group that runs from the fight, only anda and a very few number of Wardens are left. All that is left for anda to do is to travel around the kingdom, gaining the help of four major groups, all in the hopes of stopping the Darkspawn before they can destroy all humans. Yes, this sounds like the nerdiest shit in the world, and I am aware of that, but this game is still a ton of fun, and can get real dark too. anda got a clan of Serigala Jadian being hunted sejak Elves to near extinction after one of the Elves was raped and murdered, anda a blood mage that is on trial for murder only because of the magic he practices, and anda have the Darkspawn stealing Dwarf women to become hideous monsters and that is just a whole other level of fuckery I’d rather not get into right now. Regardless of all this, the game is still a ton of fun. The combat isn’t anything special, but the story is amazing. No choice anda make is bad, at least for you. Some people gotta suffer, but regardless, anda need an army to save the kingdom and whatever happens, anda gotta live with that decision. Do anda want an corrupt tyrant who knows how to run a country to rule over the Dwarf city atau would anda rather a kind hearted moron do it. Do anda want to gain the strength of a mass army on your side to help in your fight atau do anda want the allies anda have to stick with you. Speaking of which, I Cinta the characters in this game. All of them. Alistar is a cocky guy who is always quick to make jokes, Oghren has a ton of crude jokes but is a beast on the battlefield, and Liliana is a real fun character to be around for her backstory and her kind behavior. And then there’s Dog…. And he’s just a Dog…. I Cinta him. Despite all that, and the humor anda get from your party members banter, a lot of this game can get real heavy real fast, but doesn’t feel forced atau anything. It just feels like a true epic tale of Naga and warriors and I Cinta every saat of it. No game has ever made me want to replay the game as soon as the credits were over, but damn if Dragon Age didn’t give me that feeling.
Dragon Age: Origins truly was a one of a kind game. Dragon Age II was a complete failure of a game, and while Inquisition tried to bring it all back, I just didn’t feel it with the long, drawn out side missions. No, Dragon Age: Origins was the true experience for me, and while it’s a shame that it’s sequels weren’t as good, and a real damn shame EA will never continue the franchise, I was just glad I got to play this game.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where anda put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope anda don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where anda eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the api, kebakaran challenge, where anda set yourself on api, kebakaran for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take