Spiderman

Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did anda send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...

PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...

For those of anda that own a Playstation, I'm sure anda know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...

King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great bay Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ anda sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. anda see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. anda know what, screw it, I wont soalan the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...

Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to tunjuk anda memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine atau Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a forum known as Something Awful, a user telah diposkan a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The tajuk of the foto was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting lebih and lebih famous.
The...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be lebih specific. Crimson skies is a game where anda play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan drake from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, anda play the whole game in a fighter plane around the tahun 1940. Now, its a lot lebih fun then anda think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: labah-labah Zeppelin
The labah-labah Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...

Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask anda something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want anda to do this alone. Unless anda want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, anda did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...

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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* anda sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than...

Now, I’ve probably Lost some credibility among the highterups of the horror community for liking the gorefests that are slasher films. Now allow me to sullididate my place as being a shitbag in the horror community with no chance of ever taken seriously again. Along with slasher films, I also like zombie films. Granted, to a lesser extent to slasher villains. At least there’s some creativity to slasher villains, while most zombies are just the same. But thankfully, we’ll be looking at a film that does things a little differently. That film would be 1985’s Return of the Living Dead.

...

Well, here is a film I was never too proud of when I first watched it. I remember watching this film back in middle school. I heard it was among some of the best slasher films out there, alongside Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And yet, when I watched it, I thought it was really lame and overrated and couldn’t understand what people saw in it. But, after watching this movie years later, and getting a new idea on it, what do I think about it now? Well, on Cultober, let’s take a look at the 1996 slasher classic, Scream



In the lovely...

That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to pelangi, rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...

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Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops seterusnya to Orion, and Kevin* hei anda two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...

No lebih Heroes 2 does things… differently from the first game. Gone is the overworld to explore. Gone is the unique enemies of every level. Gone is the chance to collect trading cards. And gone is fun mini-games. But hey, at least now we have some pretty cool bosses… For the most part. While No lebih Heroes 2 definitely falls behind the first No lebih Heroes in some instances, it makes up in others, such as story, music, and even some bosses. And with the addition of fifteen bosses in the game, it makes sense that there would be some great bosses… And some stinkers too. So that is what...

anda know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, atau at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a tahun ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when anda put the two together, what do anda get?...

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Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience:...

(A large crowd fills the stadium as the audience watches the massive wrestling ring in the center, with news helicopters flying over to get a view of the show. In the ring sets a man in a cowboy hat, with chaps revealing his thong, no shirt, and a bandana covering his mouth. At his sides are two holsters with two golden revolvers on the side. The man watches as a massive man with a red mohawk and leather jeans steps into the ring, wielding a jalan sign with concrete on the bottom of it. As the match is about to begin, a helicopter that appears to be made of emas flies over the ring and to...

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Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops seterusnya to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your tunjuk takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: pelangi, rainbow Dash! How come anda got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have anda seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* anda want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...

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Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit sejak the rock* Yo! What's with anda man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops seterusnya to him*...

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Hawkeye: *Taps the back of Gordon's head*
Gordon: *Very angry* GET BACK HERE!!!!! *Runs after Hawkeye*
Master Sword: And I thought I had anger issues.
Tom: *Taps the back of Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jefferson: We have too many criminals.
Percy: No, we have too many ponies. Percy The Green Engine here everyone, and this week, I'll be your host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our line up for this week is......

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
On The Block - Rated TV14
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